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Drewxcore
Sex God
Theres a few things that noone has done yet such as pissed on the moon, licked the top of nelson's column (double entendre dontcha think x) etc etc
So what would everyone want to be the first to do? x
Unknown User
Capture a live monster out of Loch Ness :twisted:
DD lol
Drewxcore
Sex God
Be the first person to see an alien life form
and fuck it :rascal:
Unknown User
Invent a car toilet for ladies on long journeys lol
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Quote by Drewxcore
Be the first person to see an alien life form
and fuck it :rascal:

:shock:
Louise xx
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Quote by devondelight
Capture a live monster out of Loch Ness :twisted:
DD lol

Leave Nessie alone! :shock: smackbottom
Poor defenceless creature :lol:
Fee
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Quote by Drewxcore
Theres a few things that noone has done yet such as pissed on the moon,
So what would everyone want to be the first to do? x

I don't wish to be pedantic (well yes, I do!) but all the various astronauts that have been there have pissed on the moon (but I get your point).
I (and Mr Funster) would like to be first to open a kebab shop on the moon. :moon:
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I would liek to be the first person to win the national lottery jackpot every day for a week cool
Unknown User
Quote by Cherrytree
Invent a car toilet for ladies on long journeys lol

i do believe there is sort of *funnell* contraption.... the space programme should take the credit I believe....
or... there's always the *ask a close friend with certain appetites option if theyd oblige...* :shock:
lp
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Quote by Drewxcore
Be the first person to see an alien life form
and fuck it :rascal:

You fancy shagging that thing off the aliens???? :eeek:
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it would more likely be that the alien would well and truely fuck YOU!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
lp
Lost
Sex God
i would like to be the first person to fly! you know just like put on a magic coat or something and fly. Wind through my hair to soar and to be free.
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I would like to put on the news and NOT hear of another murder.... just for a week at least :cry:
Lost
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
I would like to put on the news and NOT hear of another murder.... just for a week at least :cry:

Ditto that!!!!
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I would like to discover an animal or insect. Therefore I would be the first person to ever see it! (Probably).
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mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Miss_Kiss
I would like to discover an animal or insect. Therefore I would be the first person to ever see it! (Probably).
biggrin

would you have it named after you?
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Miss_Kiss
I would like to discover an animal or insect. Therefore I would be the first person to ever see it! (Probably).
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and fuck it? :P
Unknown User
I'd like to be the first person who reads apost from Drew that is longer than 2 setances :shock: biggrin
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by keeno
I'd like to be the first person who reads apost from Drew that is longer than 2 setances :shock: biggrin

you and me both! lol
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Quote by Mr-Powers
I'd like to be the first person who reads apost from Drew that is longer than 2 setances :shock: biggrin

you and me both! lol
We both can't be first so on this occasion I will defer to your seniority (5000+posts) :lol:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by keeno
I'd like to be the first person who reads apost from Drew that is longer than 2 setances :shock: biggrin

you and me both! lol
We both can't be first so on this occasion I will defer to your seniority (5000+posts) :lol:
we can be first together if you piggy back me!
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by keeno
I'd like to be the first person who reads apost from Drew that is longer than 2 setances :shock: biggrin

Longer than two sentences? hmm ok.
I would like to see one day go by when i can switch on the tv and have the news reporter say *everythings ok* I would like to see an end to all the terrible things the world had to offer us and a begining to a new era.
That enough!
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Quote by Drewxcore
I'd like to be the first person who reads apost from Drew that is longer than 2 setances :shock: biggrin

Longer than two sentences? hmm ok.
I would like to see one day go by when i can switch on the tv and have the news reporter say *everythings ok* I would like to see an end to all the terrible things the world had to offer us and a begining to a new era.
That enough!
No, that was only two sentances :giggle:
louise xx
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Quote by Drewxcore
I'd like to be the first person who reads apost from Drew that is longer than 2 setances :shock: biggrin

Longer than two sentences? hmm ok.
I would like to see one day go by when i can switch on the tv and have the news reporter say *everythings ok* I would like to see an end to all the terrible things the world had to offer us and a begining to a new era.
That enough!
3 sentences. Well done. I can die a happy man knowing the future is safe in your hands.
I don't think the vast bulk of the population would agree with you 'cos basically they like a good old whinge and moan. Nothing pleases them more than some bad news happening, hopefully to some foreigners (none english speaking) so they can all say "Why doesn't somebody do something about this."
"I blame the government" or "it wasn't like that in my day"
oooooooo I think I've just started to rant and dribble. redface
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Id like to read a thread where Drew posts and no one gives him grief lol
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
Id like to read a thread where Drew posts and no one gives him grief lol

Not likely!
Bazza64
Master of Sex
Invent a rampant rabbit with an integrated sat-nav :shock:
then Vicky could enjoy long journeys without having to keep telling me which direction to go in lol