FISH THEFTS REACH EPIDEMIC LEVELS!!

4 Feb 2005

Rugby Observer Headline today
THIEVES NET FISH
KOI carp worth Â£2000 were stolen from an aquatic centre :shock:
The colourful pond fish were stolen from FISH ARE US (yes really) at Wyevale garden centre :shock:
they also stole garden ponds and water features :shock:
Now look good people of SH thats over 50 fish plus pond equipment in three separate incidents this year
so come on whos doing it confused

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ps KOI carp are not legal tender here so put them back OK

4 Feb 2005

I have a feeling it was you :shock:
No one else knows about the story dunno

so I reckon your doing a 'he who smelt it dealt it'
You can't get away with a cover up warwick flipa

Dawn

4 Feb 2005

This must match recent crime levels of expensive spuds and rare oils.

4 Feb 2005

Now look Dawn it says right here on the paper 41107 copies delivered weekly so Ireckon that at least 41106 other people know about the story
And in any case it couldnt be me I was on Holiday at the time itdidnt happen :shock:

4 Feb 2005

Is that a fish in your pocket, or are you just.... oh, it's a fish.

4 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Now look Dawn it says right here on the paper 41107 copies delivered weekly so Ireckon that at least 41106 other people know about the story

Yes, they all go to your local chip shop :eeek:

Quote by warwick
And in any case it couldnt be me I was on Holiday at the time it didnt happen :shock:

I think I might have to sniff your fingers for fishyness lol

4 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Now look Dawn it says right here on the paper 41107 copies delivered weekly so Ireckon that at least 41106 other people know about the story
And in any case it couldnt be me I was on Holiday at the time itdidnt happen :shock:

based on your maths this means that at least two of you don't read the paper yet all three of you seem to know something about these thefts.................smells a bit eerrmm ...damn whats the phrase....eermm bugger can't think I will get back to you.

4 Feb 2005

Ah but davej as you well know the other two are illiterate :shock:
anyway Im not the sort of person to steal someones fish now am I
Come on ask Easy rolleyes

4 Feb 2005

Errrrrrmmmmmm *cough*
I feel like there's something similar about the both of us? confused

Oh and how are you funding your move to Whitby btw? confused

:idea:

4 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
Errrrrrmmmmmm *cough*
I feel like there's something similar about the both of us?
Oh and how are you funding your move to Whitby btw? :idea:

see where your coming from Easy......one minute Warwicks working like there is no tomorrow and then all of a sudden, he's buying himself a retirement villa in Whitby at a time that Koi Carp are going missing all over the U.K.
How long before the Whitby fish restuarants start selling the new breed of fancy coloured Halibut.

4 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Rugby Observer Headline today
THIEVES NET FISH
KOI carp worth Â£2000 were stolen from an aquatic centre :shock:
The colourful pond fish were stolen from FISH ARE US (yes really) at Wyevale garden centre :shock:
they also stole garden ponds and water features :shock:
Now look good people of SH thats over 50 fish plus pond equipment in three separate incidents this year
so come on whos doing it :
ps KOI carp are not legal tender here so put them back OK

I can prove my location at the time of the crime.

4 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Rugby Observer Headline today
THIEVES NET FISH
KOI carp worth Â£2000 were stolen from an aquatic centre :shock:
The colourful pond fish were stolen from FISH ARE US (yes really) at Wyevale garden centre :shock:
they also stole garden ponds and water features :shock:
Now look good people of SH thats over 50 fish plus pond equipment in three separate incidents this year
so come on whos doing it :
ps KOI carp are not legal tender here so put them back OK

I can prove my location at the time of the crime.
ofc you can, it was the sceme of the crime and you have it all on tape as you pinched the security tape as well smile

4 Feb 2005

Quote by davej
Errrrrrmmmmmm *cough*
I feel like there's something similar about the both of us?
Oh and how are you funding your move to Whitby btw? :idea:

see where your coming from Easy......one minute Warwicks working like there is no tomorrow and then all of a sudden, he's buying himself a retirement villa in Whitby at a time that Koi Carp are going missing all over the U.K.
How long before the Whitby fish restuarants start selling the new breed of fancy coloured Halibut.
Did you notice in the "moving" thread Warwick posted, there was a lot of talk about FISH and chip shops? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

4 Feb 2005

ps KOI carp are not legal tender here so put them back OK

ha! a piss poor cop out! everyone knows there's underworld type places ((( plaices??? dunno

))) that will launder yer Koi if you happen to be well connected enough! admittedly you won't get the full value back in goldfish, but a tidy sum all the same!
AND . . . who do we know with those kinda connections eh? a southern business type person, who in another thread admitted he's shiny happy from top to toe? well no bloody wonder is it?
now come on you might as well cough to it. we've got the pair of you ((( 4 of you? dunno

))) bang to rights!
n x x x ;)

4 Feb 2005

Dave hes onto us start the car(p) were going to have to get out of this plaice. the trout about our plans is out
Dave arent you herring me get the carp started you prawn
not a sole will nowere going to Dover

4 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
not a sole will nowere going to Dover

I'm already in Dover Warwick it's where I spend my working week.....
anyways when are you gonna do something about getting this soddin fish out of the country.
...........davej who is getting a bit pissed off having to go back to his hotel and take a bath with Koi Carp and wishes that he had never agreed to take part in warwicks hair brained scheme to make Koi carp as popular as skateboards...........whilst I agree that they are as difficult to stand upright on as a skateboard, they don't stand up to the rigours of toe turns and rail riding anywhere near as well.....in short I can't see them catching on.

4 Feb 2005

Quote by davej
davej who is getting a bit pissed off having to go back to his hotel and take a bath with Koi Carp and wishes that he had never agreed to take part in warwicks hair brained scheme to make Koi carp as popular as skateboards...........whilst I agree that they are as difficult to stand upright on as a skateboard, they don't stand up to the rigours of toe turns and rail riding anywhere near as well.....in short I can't see them catching on.

oh dave you didn't fall for that old chestnut did you? rolleyes

it's a con dave! bet warwick showed you some kid skidding about on a frozen plaice, or a frozen skate even, and it all looked a cracking idea, so you buy loads and loads. but what happens when they defrost? you're buggered aintcha, with scales and fins and halibut fillets all over the bloody plaice, i mean place!
and i thought you were wise to all these scams too?
neil x x x ;)

4 Feb 2005

PMSL
lhk

4 Feb 2005

Quote by davej

not a sole will nowere going to Dover

I'm already in Dover Warwick it's where I spend my working week.....
anyways when are you gonna do something about getting this soddin fish out of the country.
...........davej who is getting a bit pissed off having to go back to his hotel and take a bath with Koi Carp and wishes that he had never agreed to take part in warwicks hair brained scheme to make Koi carp as popular as skateboards...........whilst I agree that they are as difficult to stand upright on as a skateboard, they don't stand up to the rigours of toe turns and rail riding anywhere near as well.....in short I can't see them catching on.
DAVE GET RID OF THE FISH.....QUICK!
It's a setup. Warwicks going to turn you in for the substantial reward that's probably been offered so he can afford to furnish his new lifestyle. I know he did the same thing to me... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
*easy types frantically fast so he can be in and out of the showers before the rest of his new "friends" in D block*

4 Feb 2005

Quote by easy

DAVE GET RID OF THE FISH.....QUICK!
It's a setup. Warwicks going to turn you in for the substantial reward that's probably been offered so he can afford to furnish his new lifestyle. I know he did the same thing to me... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
*easy types frantically fast so he can be in and out of the showers before the rest of his new "friends" in D block*

No flies on me Easy, I've already worked out that it's all a con. It was pretty obvious from my first attempts to use the fish as skateboards that I had been sold a dud idea and that perhaps my location near a major port was beng exploited.
The bloody fish kept arriving, me bath was getting fuller, yet not a toys 'r' us reprsentative to be seen. My suspicions grew when I decided to try the theory out. I dressed in the requisite sloppy jumper, jeans with the crotch hanging down round my knees and the trouser bottoms dragging in the mud, strapped on some knee and elbow pads and pulled on a safety hat before jumping on my first fish.......
splat !!!!..........no bloody use at all.....damn thing just burst, tried with another fish and....splat !!!...same result, so I'm thinking that these things are faulty go in and get another, decided to go for a bigger one, jumped on it and........success, didn't burst and for a few seconds I got a half decent ride out of it, didn't go anywhere but at least I had to work it a bit cos it wriggled like a bugger, however it didn't last long before it just went limp and still.
The end result is that I've a bath full of fish left over that are no way going to replace the skateboard, warwicks nowhere to be seen and I've taken the decision to try and off load them as pets, if I can just work out how to fit a collar and lead to them I reckon I've got a chance.
.........davej busy knocking up little kennels to be sold as with them as a nice little side line

4 Feb 2005

Ere!! Dave what's this then confused

You knew I had just invested in a brand new state of the art aquarium, cause you offered to get me some fishies at cost :shock:
You told me to be coy as you had to be in the know confused

4 Feb 2005

psst - Dave - watch out for them undercover police officers! They get everywhere you know!

4 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
psst - Dave - watch out for them undercover police officers! They get everywhere you know!

Aaaahh too right rainbows, Ive met a few, short and stocky fuckers, can't hold their red wine, got a habit of spilling it.
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4 Feb 2005

No fishies here officer....no not at all confused

psst mentioning no names....Davej

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ere!! Dave what's this then
You knew I had just invested in a brand new state of the art aquarium, cause you offered to get me some fishies at cost :shock:
You told me to be coy as you had to be in the know

hmmm a little bird told me you got a new aquarium MrFC, bloody guppies is what you need, an Angel fish, maybe a couple of kissin gourami, and a red tailed shark or two, not humpin great carp!!!............you don't wanna be sitting in your chair staring at something that just sits there mouthing...bob......bob.....bob...every few minute, you want colour and movement. Them Koi just don't fit through a plastic shipwreck with any grace at all and they clash terribly with the 3x2 picture of rocks and plants that you have cellotaped to the back of your tank......
...just a tip....the rock and plant picture is supposed to face into the tank.....
:doh:

4 Feb 2005

How am I gonna get one of these in my aquarium ??

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC

How am I gonna get one of these in my aquarium ??

Thats a Salmon MrFC they don't go in aquariums they live in tins

4 Feb 2005

3x2 picture of rocks and plants that you have cellotaped to the back of your tank......
I thought that wassupposed to go on the wall above the tank :shock: