Fitou or a shag?

4 May 2005

Should I open a bottle of Fitou or post and ad for a shag??
One or the other would be perfectly acceptable and warmly welcomed.
lol

:lol: :bounce:

4 May 2005

Try posting the ad and then opening the bottle while you wait for the replies to come flooding in dunno

Shireen
xxx

4 May 2005

Ooooooooooh ya bugger!!!! - do both :bounce: :bounce:
Kitty xx (who's only got the wine sad

)

4 May 2005

Put an ad up for a shag :P

4 May 2005

Whats wrong with doing both?? confused

4 May 2005

booze or shag??? lol toughie...... biggrin

:D :D :D
if you are a horny tipsy person then go for it!!!!!! lol
sean xxxxxxxx

4 May 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
You open the wine an I'll reply to your ad....wots the number ?

OOps - meant a 'thread'!!
lol

PMs please - Jags is up for some fun.
wink

4 May 2005

Post add for someone to come round and share the bottle... ;)

4 May 2005

Boy george said he prefered a hot cup of tea to a shag.
..makes your willy a bit sore tho biggrin

4 May 2005

Quote by Jags
You open the wine an I'll reply to your ad....wots the number ?

OOps - meant a 'thread'!!
lol

PMs please - Jags is up for some fun.
wink

So, it would see the wine is not the first thing to pass your lips tonight, me thinks you is already somewhat tipsy :wink:

4 May 2005

Jags 4 Shags?
or
4 Shags Jags?
or
Jags Shags 4..? (tuppence?)
lhk
Kat
P.S. - I said sixpence, Kit said tuppence! :twisted:

4 May 2005

Can I just make ONE tiny thing VERY clear... Jags is a female. BIg tits, big mouth, well, big everything actually!
lol

Thanks to the lovely female who PMd me - it made me smile at least.
Scot abroad in alien Newcastle. Opening the bottle now!
:cry:

4 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Can I just make ONE tiny thing VERY clear... Jags is a female. BIg tits, big mouth, well, big everything actually!

Thanks to the lovely female who PMd me - it made me smile at least.
Scot abroad in alien Newcastle. Opening the bottle now!
:cry:

well what a co-incidence... lol i am in newcastle.... hint hint!!!!! lol
innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

4 May 2005

Nothing wrong with my beloved newcastle.
It's just a bit quiet at the mo.

4 May 2005

Quote by marmalaid
You open the wine an I'll reply to your ad....wots the number ?

OOps - meant a 'thread'!!
lol

PMs please - Jags is up for some fun.
wink

So, it would see the wine is not the first thing to pass your lips tonight, me thinks you is already somewhat tipsy :wink:
Nope - not even a hint of alcohol yet... but bottle is getting opened and then drunk!
:lol:

4 May 2005

Quote by Jags
OOps - meant a 'thread'!!

PMs please - Jags is up for some fun.

you have already opened that bottle havn't you rolleyes

4 May 2005

Go buy some Brown Ale , send me the wine, an then we can all forget about posting for a while biggrin

4 May 2005

Well you can't even quote properly!!
lol

:lol: :lol:

4 May 2005

Do both :twisted:
Go on you know you want to biggrin

Jas
XXX

4 May 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Do both :twisted:
Go on you know you want to
Jas
XXX

This site is shite - can't get a shag after only one post!! Call yourself the best swinging resource on the www.... huh!!
lol

:lol: :lol:

4 May 2005

I know, you don't even get one from unsolicited pms.
Go figure confused

Jas
XXX

4 May 2005

Well I have a couple more bottles of wine, and a damn fine corkscrew.
John
xxx

4 May 2005

Quote by Horous
Well I have a couple more bottles of wine, and a damn fine corkscrew.
John
xxx

Have you got a helicopter and a pilot?? I've got a heli-pad about 200 yards from me!!
lol

:lol:

4 May 2005

Quote by Jags
This site is shite - can't get a shag after only one post!! Call yourself the best swinging resource on the www.... huh!!

I suggest you contact one of the mods rather than complaining in the open forums if you are having problems wink

:wink:

4 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Well I have a couple more bottles of wine, and a damn fine corkscrew.
John
xxx

Have you got a helicopter and a pilot?? I've got a heli-pad about 200 yards from me!!
lol

:lol:
There is an airport around the corner. do easy Jet fly to your local airport?
John
xx

4 May 2005

Oh whats with you guys !!! confused

Do you know of the wonderful chest this woman has......many a man has fallen in and only some have recovered :twisted: Boy's and men alike...........she can hold her wine... wink

Are you game to deleve in :wink:

4 May 2005

Quote by Horous
Well I have a couple more bottles of wine, and a damn fine corkscrew.
John
xxx

Have you got a helicopter and a pilot?? I've got a heli-pad about 200 yards from me!!
lol

:lol:
There is an airport around the corner. do easy Jet fly to your local airport?
John
xx
They do indeed! I can go to Berlin, Barcelona and Prague! Swinging Heaven doesn' t feature at all.
:cry:

4 May 2005

Quote by Kit

This site is shite - can't get a shag after only one post!! Call yourself the best swinging resource on the www.... huh!!

I suggest you contact one of the mods rather than complaining in the open forums if you are having problems wink

:wink:
I've tried that and only got a request for B&B, information that a hunky bloke is on night shift, another hunky bloke is 200 miles away and a promise for bi-fest!
Can't get cock for love nor lust!!
Shite site. Whine, whinge, moan, complain and rant!
:shock:

4 May 2005

Quote by Thegunowner
Nothing wrong with my beloved newcastle.
It's just a bit quiet at the mo.

I wanted to make the Tyne rock... but no luck!
lol

4 May 2005

Quote by Jags

This site is shite - can't get a shag after only one post!! Call yourself the best swinging resource on the www.... huh!!

I suggest you contact one of the mods rather than complaining in the open forums if you are having problems wink

:wink:
I've tried that and only got a request for B&B, information that a hunky bloke is on night shift, another hunky bloke is 200 miles away and a promise for bi-fest!
Can't get cock for love nor lust!!
Shite site. Whine, whinge, moan, complain and rant!
:shock:
ahem... i don't think that is quite true is it miss?????
tell them about the people you turned down.. lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxx