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Unknown User
Hiya
Anyone on here used a fleshlight? I'm pretty tempted to buy one and want to a get an idea if i should or not!
J
Unknown User
Hey Sexonfire i have always thought about buying one but am wary that its just a piece of plastic and wont be any good.
Will be interesting to see what people say.
Westgate.
Unknown User
Possible stupid question, but what is a fleshlight?
Unknown User
Unknown User
holy bugger, $129, I'd rather shave my hand varnish my nails and hide the sky remote than pay that to have a wank :shock: biggrin :D
Unknown User
its £45 over here
Unknown User
Pot of chopped liver = £1.
bill to heat said pot in the microwave = £1
Mastercard to pay for the lot.... priceless masturbation
biggrin
Unknown User
:shock: wtf is mr limpy all about
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
mrmnmrsg
Sexlightened
Looks like a maglite to me ... lol and maglite's are cheaper too
Unknown User
Quote by mrmnmrsg
Looks like a maglite to me ... lol and maglite's are cheaper too

and think of the voltage shock orgasm when you stick your willy on the battery
biggrin :D :D :D
Unknown User
Quote by Reacher359
Pot of chopped liver = £1.
bill to heat said pot in the microwave = £1
Mastercard to pay for the lot.... priceless masturbation
biggrin

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Witchy
Sex God
Apple Pie anyone? dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Witchy
Apple Pie anyone? dunno

Only if it's American! ;-)
Unknown User
Quote by Cubes
Apple Pie anyone? dunno

Only if it's American! ;-)
If i'm having apple pie it's going to be Bramley's with custard good old british pie......to eat not to have sex with
bouncy332
Sex God
Quote by Reacher359
Apple Pie anyone? dunno

Only if it's American! ;-)
If i'm having apple pie it's going to be Bramley's with custard good old british pie......to eat not to have sex with
is that to follow ya chicken?????
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by bouncy332
Apple Pie anyone? dunno

Only if it's American! ;-)
If i'm having apple pie it's going to be Bramley's with custard good old british pie......to eat not to have sex with
is that to follow ya chicken?????
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have know idea what your on about, :whistle
bouncy332
Sex God
Quote by Reacher359
Apple Pie anyone? dunno

Only if it's American! ;-)
If i'm having apple pie it's going to be Bramley's with custard good old british pie......to eat not to have sex with
is that to follow ya chicken?????
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have know idea what your on about, :whistle
:gagged: :rascal:
Unknown User
I don't own one but I've used one on myself and others and can definitely recommend them :twisted:
noladreams
Sex God
:thumbup: I just love the fact you can build your own!
Seriously, that's ace... now, how do you suss out the ideal specifications?! :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams
:thumbup: I just love the fact you can build your own!
Seriously, that's ace... now, how do you suss out the ideal specifications?! :shock:

Dunno but can I help.. we need a model! cool
Unknown User
Quote by BIoke
:thumbup: I just love the fact you can build your own!
Seriously, that's ace... now, how do you suss out the ideal specifications?! :shock:

Dunno but can I help.. we need a model! cool
They did not do anything like that in Ghost with the model clay :shock:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Reacher359
:thumbup: I just love the fact you can build your own!
Seriously, that's ace... now, how do you suss out the ideal specifications?! :shock:

Dunno but can I help.. we need a model! cool
They did not do anything like that in Ghost with the model clay :shock:
There's probably a porn remake where they did though! :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Reacher359
They did not do anything like that in Ghost with the model clay :shock:

Was that an implicit offer to be the model if I read between the lines, squint and tilt my head to the side? wink
Unknown User
Quote by BIoke
They did not do anything like that in Ghost with the model clay :shock:

Was that an implicit offer to be the model if I read between the lines, squint and tilt my head to the side? wink
Sure no problem, i'll be the model, with the size of my willy we can call it the fun size mars bar range biggrin :D
Hang on......we need a female model this is a blokes wanking tool, not a dildo :D
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Reacher359
They did not do anything like that in Ghost with the model clay :shock:

Was that an implicit offer to be the model if I read between the lines, squint and tilt my head to the side? wink
Sure no problem, i'll be the model, with the size of my willy we can call it the fun size mars bar range biggrin :D
Hang on......we need a female model this is a blokes wanking tool, not a dildo :D
How do you know the "butt" one is female?! :wink:
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams
They did not do anything like that in Ghost with the model clay :shock:

Was that an implicit offer to be the model if I read between the lines, squint and tilt my head to the side? wink
Sure no problem, i'll be the model, with the size of my willy we can call it the fun size mars bar range biggrin :D
Hang on......we need a female model this is a blokes wanking tool, not a dildo :D
How do you know the "butt" one is female?! :wink:
Men have hairy bums, there was no sign of this, ergo it was a ladies bumhole, that my story and i'm sticking to it :D
Unknown User
Quote by Reacher359
Men have hairy bums, there was no sign of this, ergo it was a ladies bumhole, that my story and i'm sticking to it biggrin

Yeah... you and about 3,127 other blokes on here mate ;)
:P
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
They did not do anything like that in Ghost with the model clay :shock:

Was that an implicit offer to be the model if I read between the lines, squint and tilt my head to the side? wink
Sure no problem, i'll be the model, with the size of my willy we can call it the fun size mars bar range biggrin :D
Hang on......we need a female model this is a blokes wanking tool, not a dildo :D
How do you know the "butt" one is female?! :wink:
Coz you havta grab it by the neck & ram ya willie up it?
It's what I have to do to get some backdoor luvvin redface