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darrenlondon
Warming the Bed
Quote by 36openminded
>I clearly have no idea how to flirt with men<

coffee is a good start smile
36openminded
Orgasminator
Quote by darrenlondon

>I clearly have no idea how to flirt with men<

coffee is a good start smile
Coffee it is then. Meet2pleaseu joining us? Normal flirting service will resume soon...
darrenlondon
Warming the Bed
Quote by 36openminded
Coffee it is then. Meet2pleaseu joining us? Normal flirting service will resume soon...

great... well i like my coffee like i like my men...
err oh dear
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Sorry 36, i'm off elsewhere to feel a little warmer :rascal:
Unknown User
My cleavage is available :P :P
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by hornyinslough
My cleavage is available :P :P

and very inviting :lickface:
Unknown User
*waits for an influx of the female variety before embarking on Tuesdays flirt allowance*
Unknown User
Quote by Steve_Mids
*waits for an influx of the female variety before embarking on Tuesdays flirt allowance*

good morning sexy.
Louise xx
Unknown User
Quote by Steve_Mids
*waits for an influx of the female variety before embarking on Tuesdays flirt allowance*

you are supposed to follow the rules Steve........ rolleyes
I can flirt with men so you can too....
so let me help you get undressed cos I think that meaty would prefer to see you naked.....
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Sorry Slendid, i'd prefer to see you naked :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sorry Slendid, i'd prefer to see you naked :twisted:

slendid ???? are you drinking this early meaty.....?
:shock:
or were you getting carried away at the thought of me undressing steve for you ?
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sorry Slendid, i'd prefer to see you naked :twisted:

>>>>>>>>Fire wanders in musing "now what to do ? housework or Meaty? eeeerrm Meaty it is then! lol
Unknown User
Quote by firelizard
Sorry Slendid, i'd prefer to see you naked :twisted:

>>>>>>>>Fire wanders in musing "now what to do ? housework or Meaty? eeeerrm Meaty it is then! lol
looks like you will have to get behind me fire :twisted:
Firelizard
Sex God
and then see's Splendid so changes her mind!!!
Unknown User
Quote by splendid33
you are supposed to follow the rules Steve........ rolleyes

I'm a man...........I make the rules up as I go along wink
Quote by splendid33
I can flirt with men so you can too....

:shock:
Quote by splendid33
so let me help you get undressed

:rascal:
Quote by splendid33
cos I think that meaty would prefer to see you naked.....

:shock:
bolt
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
and then see's Splendid so changes her mind!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
and then see's Splendid so changes her mind!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Awww alright then I'm feeling particularly randy today I'll take both!
Unknown User
Quote by firelizard
and then see's Splendid so changes her mind!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Awww alright then I'm feeling particularly randy today I'll take both!
you are going to have to help me with meaty tho' Fire.. I am new to this sorta thing :shock:
Firelizard
Sex God
:twisted: Don't worry hun, follow me ......
Right got ya strap on? yes! ok just put it in that hole there....no not that one ..yes that one there see? is'nt that lovely Meaty??? ..... rotflmao
blueandpink
Sex God
Fire
Did I mention I love ladies with dark hair and especially who wear red like your first profile pic? kiss
pink x
Unknown User
Quote by blueandpink
Fire
Did I mention I love ladies with dark hair and especially who wear red like your first profile pic? kiss
pink x

Hey Pink, you still need more practise? :twisted:
louise xx
blueandpink
Sex God
Sure do Louise, can i unwrap your ribbons very slowly....... wink
pink x
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Oooooo, i'm behind miss pinky again :rascal:
blueandpink
Sex God
...just where I like you meaty :twisted:
pinky xx
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oooooo, i'm behind miss pinky again :rascal:

Meaty!!you did'nt answer my question further up!!
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Oooooo, i'm behind miss pinky again :rascal:

Meaty!!you did'nt answer my question further up!!
Yes it is lovely, i'll lie here playing with pinky and watch Splendid and her strap on enjoy the pleasure of your company wink
sercher01
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
:twisted: Don't worry hun, follow me ......
Right got ya strap on? yes! ok just put it in that hole there....no not that one ..yes that one there see? is'nt that lovely Meaty??? ..... rotflmao

i dont care what anyone say's now i know meaty isnt "anal retentive" :rotflmao:
bet that hert m8 dunno wink
blueandpink
Sex God
Sercher
Would you and your shining white shirt like to join meaty and me?
pink x
Unknown User
D'ya know summat.............
Pink is rapidly becoming my favourite colour :rascal:
sercher01
Sex God
Quote by blueandpink
Sercher
Would you and your shining white shirt like to join meaty and me?
pink x

woohoo
pink spit roast wink