Flirt with the former forumite for fun.

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Come here then Goldilocks and let me show you what's really best for breakfast :twisted:
:lickface:

:shock: i dont know what to say to that. lol

Theres a lot of emoticons there, you want to do all that.? :scared:
Louise xx
for starters :twisted:
I dont know if i could manage a main course aswell. redface

Louise xx ( aka Goldilocks)

12 Nov 2006

Oh I bet you could wink

How about a nice relaxing massage between courses then? :twisted:

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oh I bet you could
How about a nice relaxing massage between courses then? :twisted:

The only problem with that is i might fall asleep.
louise xx

12 Nov 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
Oh I bet you could
How about a nice relaxing massage between courses then? :twisted:

The only problem with that is i might fall asleep. Im very hard to wake up you know.
louise xx
That just means I could do with you whatever I wanted to. :rascal:
Oh my, I need a cold shower redface

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oh I bet you could
How about a nice relaxing massage between courses then? :twisted:

The only problem with that is i might fall asleep. Im very hard to wake up you know.
louise xx
That just means I could do with you whatever I wanted to. :rascal:
Oh my, I need a cold shower redface

now your talking. biggrin

Louise xx

12 Nov 2006

'Ere....I got by-passed... sad

/flounce..... lol

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Dlep
'Ere....I got by-passed...
/flounce.....

Always room for one more in the shower hunni wink

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
'Ere....I got by-passed...
/flounce.....

Always room for one more in the shower hunni wink

:inlove:

Where's me bloody car keys ffs....! lol

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Dlep
'Ere....I got by-passed...
/flounce.....

Always room for one more in the shower hunni wink

:inlove:

Where's me bloody car keys ffs....! lol

Just don't take so long or I'll be as wrinkled as a pickled walnut by the time you get here confused

anyone who says I already am gets a kick in the nadgers :kick:

12 Nov 2006

What if they don't have nadgers :rascal:

12 Nov 2006

Quote by PoloLady
What if they don't have nadgers :rascal:

and you can stop being so bloody logical too smackbottom

12 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
What if they don't have nadgers :rascal:

and you can stop being so bloody logical too smackbottom

Can I have a smackbottom

too? :shock:

12 Nov 2006

Quote by 36openminded
What if they don't have nadgers :rascal:

and you can stop being so bloody logical too smackbottom

Can I have a smackbottom

too? :shock:
Did you know that most nurses don't find the uniform erotic at all? I wonder why rolleyes

oh and that's for you smackbottom

13 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Did you know that most nurses don't find the uniform erotic at all? I wonder why

I guessed as much :-( I guess it gets associated with work/vomit/blood/etc. Still, when I visited somebody in hospital recently I did find the uniform sexy - or was it simply the nurse I found sexy...
> Sh*t, what am I doing - I'm meant to be flirting! redface

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Great legs - need help relaxing them after a hard days work? biggrin

13 Nov 2006

hey 36, wanna see me dress up in my masseurs outfit and rub oil all over you? wink

pink x

13 Nov 2006

Quote by blueandpink
hey 36, wanna see me dress up in my masseurs outfit and rub oil all over you?
pink x

Can I just sit here quietly and watch? :grin:

13 Nov 2006

Quote by blueandpink
hey 36, wanna see me dress up in my masseurs outfit and rub oil all over you?
pink x

Woo hoo! :bounce:

Quote by Kiss
Can I just sit here quietly and watch? :grin:

Sure - I'm alway happy to see a sexy woman enjoying herself! Did you bring the toys... :rascal:

13 Nov 2006

Ok I'm ready, oil warmed up, hands warmed too and dress on...now would you like sexy underwear underneath or nothing? (Question goes to 36 and Kiss as watcher)
pink x

13 Nov 2006

Quote by blueandpink
Ok I'm ready, oil warmed up, hands warmed too and dress on...now would you like sexy underwear underneath or nothing? (Question goes to 36 and Kiss as watcher)
pink x

Sexy underwear - it's always fun to work around it then remove it at a later stage.
biggrin

13 Nov 2006

Quote by blueandpink
Ok I'm ready, oil warmed up, hands warmed too and dress on...

>Am I dreaming - 36 pinches himself - woo hoo I'm not!<
worship

:bounce: :thrilled:
>36 regains his composure<

Quote by blueandpink
now would you like sexy underwear underneath or nothing? (Question goes to 36 and Kiss as watcher)

I'm with Kiss on this one - sexy underwear it is! :bounce:

13 Nov 2006

Toys are good, but the real thing is better unless 36 you are getting cold feet? blink

Kiss, I still need more bi experience, can you start my training please? 36 you can be the independent adjudicater on whehter I seem to be picking up OK (yes, I said adjudicater)
pink x

13 Nov 2006

Quote by blueandpink
Toys are good, but the real thing is better unless 36 you are getting cold feet?
Kiss, I still need more bi experience, can you start my training please? 36 you can be the independent adjudicater on whehter I seem to be picking up OK (yes, I said adjudicater)
pink x

Hunni, may I point you in the direction of my sig? wink

the one about the girls night in that is :giggle:

13 Nov 2006

Quote by blueandpink
Toys are good, but the real thing is better unless 36 you are getting cold feet?
Kiss, I still need more bi experience, can you start my training please? 36 you can be the independent adjudicater on whehter I seem to be picking up OK (yes, I said adjudicater)
pink x

If you're getting jiggy with my Mrs. i'm doing the adjudicating wink

13 Nov 2006

We having quite a party here :twisted:

Quote by blueandpink
Toys are good, but the real thing is better unless 36 you are getting cold feet?

Oh - you're not into foreplay then. wink

Cold feet? No way my cock is generating enough heat to warm the whole room up cool

Quote by blueandpink
Kiss, I still need more bi experience, can you start my training please? 36 you can be the independent adjudicater on whehter I seem to be picking up OK (yes, I said adjudicater)

Woo - It's now a threesome! Can it get any better!
Oi - who's that? meat2pleaseu? He's watching right? :shock:

14 Nov 2006

Hmmmmm - 36, it's been a while since I've been in the cafe but was sooooo pleased to stumble across a thread where someone is requiring a massage!! :twisted: :twisted:
Is there room at the massage tablefor one more?
I promise to be good!! :shock: :shock: (at massaging that is )
CA x

14 Nov 2006

I am so in need of a good rubdown :twisted:

14 Nov 2006

Quote by CarrieAnn
Hmmmmm - 36, it's been a while since I've been in the cafe but was sooooo pleased to stumble across a thread where someone is requiring a massage!! :twisted: :twisted:
Is there room at the massage tablefor one more?
I promise to be good!! :shock: :shock: (at massaging that is )
CA x

If there's no room at their table I can fit you in at mine CA.
And you can give or receive here (massages, of course)

14 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I am so in need of a good rubdown :twisted:

OOoooo you slipped in between us Sassy!!!

14 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I am so in need of a good rubdown :twisted:

gimme two hours and i'll bring my belt sander over rotflmao

14 Nov 2006

Quote by littlemee
I am so in need of a good rubdown :twisted:

OOoooo you slipped in between us Sassy!!!
Was that an offer?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
CA x