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If I stand around long enough, am I likely to be snapped up by one of you lovely ladies? innocent
or guys. I'm feeling positively straight tonight :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
If I stand around long enough, am I likely to be snapped up by one of you lovely ladies? innocent
or guys. I'm feeling positively straight tonight :shock:

Come ere then I've got some uses for ya :twisted:
Quote by firelizard
If I stand around long enough, am I likely to be snapped up by one of you lovely ladies? innocent
or guys. I'm feeling positively straight tonight :shock:

Come ere then I've got some uses for ya :twisted:
Wooohhooooo !!! :bounce: Straightness almost cured! :twisted:
Any room in the middle of you two for a (not so) little 'un?
CA x
*sneaks in quietly*
Quote by Warmer
*sneaks in quietly*

*drools hornily*
*walks round the room very gingerly for fear of slipping in the MASSIVE puddle of drool which now surrounds meaty!!!!!*
Do you need any help there meaty???
CA x
Quote by meat2pleaseu
*sneaks in quietly*

*drools hornily**passes a mansize*
Quote by meat2pleaseu
*sneaks in quietly*

*drools hornily*
splendid places towel under meatys drooly face and silently fastens on strap on..... :twisted:
Quote by splendid33
*sneaks in quietly*

*drools hornily*
splendid places towel under meatys drooly face and silently fastens on strap on..... :twisted:
Minx runs in after a stressful day and tries to divert splendids' attentions!!
Quote by splendid33
*sneaks in quietly*

*drools hornily*
splendid places towel under meatys drooly face and silently fastens on strap on..... :twisted:
Heeelllooo :twisted:
Sam ........... dials 999 and books an ambulance !
Quote by blonde
Sam ........... dials 999 and books an ambulance !

OOhh hello there!! kiss
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Sam ........... dials 999 and books an ambulance !

OOhh hello there!! kiss
I've been trying to get under you for ages! :rascal:
Oooooo, nice double decker. Kiss and Minxy worship
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Sam ........... dials 999 and books an ambulance !

OOhh hello there!! kiss
Hello you sexy little cornflake kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oooooo, nice double decker. Kiss and Minxy worship

Can I be in the middle? :inlove:
Quote by Kiss
Sam ........... dials 999 and books an ambulance !

OOhh hello there!! kiss
I've been trying to get under you for ages! :rascal:
You only had to ask ;) ( I might squash you mind!!) ;) redface
Quote by blonde
Sam ........... dials 999 and books an ambulance !

OOhh hello there!! kiss
Hello you sexy little cornflake kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

kiss back at ya Crunchy Nut Cornflake kiss
Quote by Kiss
Oooooo, nice double decker. Kiss and Minxy worship

Can I be in the middle? :inlove:
Suits me :twisted:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Oooooo, nice double decker. Kiss and Minxy worship

Can I be in the middle? :inlove:
Suits me :twisted:
Can I hold the coats & watch ??? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Oooooo, nice double decker. Kiss and Minxy worship

Can I be in the middle? :inlove:
Suits me :twisted:
Can I hold the coats & watch ??? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Coats? You mean I have to get dressed first ?? :shock:
Quote by westerross
Oooh get yer trainers on gel!
.

Got that shed heated ?? :twisted:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Oooh get yer trainers on gel!
.

Got that shed heated ?? :twisted:
Thought I'd rely on a bit o' 'globule' (not to taken too literally methinks) warming meself.
.
Quote by westerross
Oooh get yer trainers on gel!
.

Got that shed heated ?? :twisted:
Thought I'd rely on a bit o' 'globule' (not to taken too literally methinks) warming meself.
.
That'll do for me babes :twisted: ;)
Ooooo! The owner of my favourite bum......:rascal:
biggrin
Quote by Dlep
Ooooo! The owner of my favourite bum......:rascal:
biggrin

Captain Dollop kiss
I still have the purple pic I did for you :inlove:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Ooooo! The owner of my favourite bum......:rascal:
biggrin

Captain Dollop kiss
I still have the purple pic I did for you :inlove:
I lost it.... sad Bloody computer crashed and I didnt back the hard drives up..... sad
Oh well.....lol
888 slaps and counting! :twisted: :twisted:
(It is flirting.....he likes them! lol)