Any room in the middle of you two for a (not so) little 'un?
CA x
*walks round the room very gingerly for fear of slipping in the MASSIVE puddle of drool which now surrounds meaty!!!!!*
Do you need any help there meaty???
CA x
Sam ........... dials 999 and books an ambulance !
Oooh get yer trainers on gel!
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