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Quote by Pete_sw
now hold still while i slip something in the side of that sexy red number :rascal:

< Takes off her sexy (but comical) red nose off before she ends up with blocked nostrils :shock: >
Now, this summer I wanna proper spit roast round your place! :twisted:
At last Missy, been waiting all fecking night so I could flirt with you lol
Quote by firelizard
At last Missy, been waiting all fecking night so I could flirt with you lol

Wooohooooo!!! :bounce:
I love this thread!!! :happy: I've now got one of the peachiest bottoms....... to bite :twisted: ...... lemme at it!! :twisted: :twisted:
Missy if you are as funny in the spoken word as you are in writing then I am going to spend most of Saturday night with wet knickers and maybe in more ways than one wink
Quote by firelizard
Missy if you are as funny in the spoken word as you are in writing then I am going to spend most of Saturday night with wet knickers and maybe in more ways than one wink

I can assure you the lady is! A peachy bottom and a funny lady is all I want in life methinks!!
:inlove: :inlove:
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Quote by Missy
now hold still while i slip something in the side of that sexy red number :rascal:

< Takes off her sexy (but comical) red nose off before she ends up with blocked nostrils :shock: >
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You know me Missy, I'll happily do whatever rocks your boat:lol2:
Now, this summer I wanna proper spit roast round your place! :twisted:
:shock: flippin eck woman, get yer coat, you've pulled passionkiss 69position hump
Quote by Pete_sw
now hold still while i slip something in the side of that sexy red number :rascal:

< Takes off her sexy (but comical) red nose off before she ends up with blocked nostrils :shock: >
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You know me Missy, I'll happily do whatever rocks your boat:lol2:
Now, this summer I wanna proper spit roast round your place! :twisted:
:shock: flippin eck woman, get yer coat, you've pulled passionkiss 69position hump

Oi!!! Yer suppose to flirt with me! Alright??
Darlin'!! wink
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Quote by westerross
Oi!!! Yer suppose to flirt with me! Alright??
Darlin'!! wink
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Shall I, if he won't? :twisted:
As an expert flirt, I thought I would try this.
Fancy a bonk, frecklebird?
Was that too subtle?
Quote by Freckledbird

Oi!!! Yer suppose to flirt with me! Alright??
Darlin'!! wink
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Shall I, if he won't? :twisted:
Ah... now there's an offer I can't refuse!
Why're you asking? passionkiss
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Quote by Gothic-punk
As an expert flirt, I thought I would try this.
Fancy a bonk, frecklebird?
Was that too subtle?

Waaaaaaaaay too subtle - and you missed out a 'd' in my name! wink
Quote by westerross
Ah... now there's an offer I can't refuse!
Why're you asking? passionkiss
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Thought I best ask first wink kiss
Quote by Freckledbird

Oi!!! Yer suppose to flirt with me! Alright??
Darlin'!! wink
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Shall I, if he won't? :twisted:
worship :worship: :worship: :worship: forever in your debt :lol2:
Quote by Freckledbird
As an expert flirt, I thought I would try this.
Fancy a bonk, frecklebird?
Was that too subtle?

Waaaaaaaaay too subtle - and you missed out a 'd' in my name! wink
I was....errr... typing too fast due to how smitten i was by your avatar.
Quote by Gothic-punk
I was....errr... typing too fast due to how smitten i was by your avatar.

Don't be deceived - I'm a good girl really. lol
Quote by Freckledbird

I was....errr... typing too fast due to how smitten i was by your avatar.

Don't be deceived - I'm a good girl really. lol
Opinion or fact?
wink
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Quote by westerross

I was....errr... typing too fast due to how smitten i was by your avatar.

Don't be deceived - I'm a good girl really. lol
Opinion or fact?
wink
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You tell me :lol:
Well I would flirt but I don't speak French! cool
Quote by Miss_Kiss
Well I would flirt but I don't speak French! cool

how about french kissing then :twisted:
:inlove:
well hello kissy kiss redface
hello pete wink
passionkiss
Quote by splendid_
hello pete wink
passionkiss

:shock:
swoooon :inlove:
errm, well hi there wave
redface
69position
Quote by Pete_sw
hello pete wink
passionkiss

:shock:
swoooon :inlove:
errm, well hi there wave
redface
69position
ooo, well hello pete sillyassionkiss:
:wink:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:scared:
bolt
:lol2:
Don't worry Pete I'll save you! kiss
Well hello Drew! :rascal:
Bollox, I got Kiss....
rubber cock again rolleyes
petey, is this better? A womanly embrace to keep you warm on a cold winter's day kiss
pink x
in edit: Miss Kiss got in first before I presseed submit so Miss Kiss:
Can you speak franglais? Tu fancy une snog?
Quote by PoloLady
Bollox, I got Kiss....
rubber cock again rolleyes

Since when did you complain? :grin:
Quote by blueandpink
in edit: Miss Kiss got in first before I presseed submit so Miss Kiss:
Can you speak franglais? Tu fancy une snog?

Oui, a French kiss is no problem! passionkiss