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Do what? You smitten with Sharky?

redface huuuuurrrrummm... (clears throat)...ummmm you see... eerr... I'm.. eerrrrr.. not... eerrrrr able to eerrrrummmm..... return (clears throat again) surprisedops: err.. those sorts of... flattering though they are... errrr.... of course......sort of..... but actually...errrr women are my thing if you get my drift... :oops:
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Do what? You smitten with Sharky?

redface huuuuurrrrummm... (clears throat)...ummmm you see... eerr... I'm.. eerrrrr.. not... eerrrrr able to eerrrrummmm..... return (clears throat again) surprisedops: err.. those sorts of... flattering though they are... errrr.... of course......sort of..... but actually...errrr women are my thing if you get my drift... :oops:
your safe mate :thumbup: i knew pink would fall into my trap cool
Do what? You smitten with Sharky?

redface huuuuurrrrummm... (clears throat)...ummmm you see... eerr... I'm.. eerrrrr.. not... eerrrrr able to eerrrrummmm..... return (clears throat again) surprisedops: err.. those sorts of... flattering though they are... errrr.... of course......sort of..... but actually...errrr women are my thing if you get my drift... :oops:
your safe mate :thumbup: i knew pink would fall into my trap cool
Bugger, fooled again :doh: lol
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Do what? You smitten with Sharky?

redface huuuuurrrrummm... (clears throat)...ummmm you see... eerr... I'm.. eerrrrr.. not... eerrrrr able to eerrrrummmm..... return (clears throat again) surprisedops: err.. those sorts of... flattering though they are... errrr.... of course......sort of..... but actually...errrr women are my thing if you get my drift... :oops:
your safe mate :thumbup: i knew pink would fall into my trap cool
Bugger, fooled again :doh: lol
ne prêtez jamais attention à mon chéri.. mettez-le jusqu'à expérience!
an experiance i can give :twisted:

ooooh I love it when you go all french on me, you're just showing off cos you've got accents on your keyboard :rose:
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ooooh I love it when you go all french on me, you're just showing off cos you've got accents on your keyboard :rose:
Qu'une femme ferait pour obtenir ses mains sur mes accents....!! :rascal:
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ooooh I love it when you go all french on me, you're just showing off cos you've got accents on your keyboard :rose:
Qu'une femme ferait pour obtenir ses mains sur mes accents....!! :rascal:
Babel translation can be funny at times :giggle:
Babel translation can be funny at times

ahh!!! but m. homme du vin du Royaume-Uni, when you can speak with an outraaaaaaaaageous French accent* you have no need for the petit poisson jaune!!!
*copyright – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Yeah.. yeah I know.. all the world hates a smart arse!! sad
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Babel translation can be funny at times

ahh!!! but m. homme du vin du Royaume-Uni, when you can speak with an outraaaaaaaaageous French accent* you have no need for the petit poisson jaune!!!
*copyright – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Yeah.. yeah I know.. all the world hates a smart arse!! sad
thats the second time you made me pmsl tonight
Anyone fancy a flirt passionkiss Im in one of those moods redface
Louise xx
Me flirt? Never! :P
But while I'm convincing you how much of a flirt I am definitely not let me just kiss your neck.
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Me flirt? Never! :P
But while I'm convincing you how much of a flirt I am definitely not let me just kiss your neck.

ooooo er kiss, let me unwrap some of that bondage wrapping and get a closer look :twisted:
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Me flirt? Never! :P
But while I'm convincing you how much of a flirt I am definitely not let me just kiss your neck.

Im always a start at the top kind of girl too wink
Kiss away
Louise xx
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Me flirt? Never! :P
But while I'm convincing you how much of a flirt I am definitely not let me just kiss your neck.

ooooo er kiss, let me unwrap some of that bondage wrapping and get a closer look :twisted:
Sorry Drew hun, I missed you being on top of me there redface How could I? How can I repay you :rascal:
Louise xx
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Me flirt? Never! :P
But while I'm convincing you how much of a flirt I am definitely not let me just kiss your neck.

ooooo er kiss, let me unwrap some of that bondage wrapping and get a closer look :twisted:
I only wrap myself up in it so I can keep it close at hand so I can tie somebody else up. :rascal:
And Louise.. I'm still kissing your neck. biggrin
Ive just edited this post. Dont know what happened to it. The gremlins are in I think :shock:
Louise xx
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Me flirt? Never! :P
But while I'm convincing you how much of a flirt I am definitely not let me just kiss your neck.

ooooo er kiss, let me unwrap some of that bondage wrapping and get a closer look :twisted:
make it up to me, hmmmm, i can think of a few dozen ways in which you can do that :twisted:
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And Louise.. I'm still kissing your neck. biggrin

Take as long as you want, its one of my tingly bits :thumbup:
Louise xx
Have you decided how best to repent yet louise?
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Have you decided how best to repent yet louise?

Yeah she's going to lend me to you for a while... bend over Drew. :lol2:
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Have you decided how best to repent yet louise?

Now that you would have to tell me Drew.
I always do as im told wink
Any suggestions before i let kiss lose on you :giggle:
Louise xx
Well louise, you could always help kiss do what she has planned for me, lend a helping hand, or something :P
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Well louise, you could always help kiss do what she has planned for me, lend a helping hand, or something :P

ohh err. Cuckold status here I come :shock:
Louise xx
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Well louise, you could always help kiss do what she has planned for me, lend a helping hand, or something :P

ohh err. Cuckold status here I come :shock:
Louise xx
rotflmao
Nah Drews the Cuck!
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Well louise, you could always help kiss do what she has planned for me, lend a helping hand, or something :P

ohh err. Cuckold status here I come :shock:
Louise xx
rotflmao
Nah Drews the Cuck!
*drew coughs as thats one expession he doesnt know the meaning of*
A cuckold is a married man whose wife has sex with other men. In current usage it sometimes refers to non-married couples in committed relationships as well, although the traditional meaning is a man whose wife is adulterous.
There are connotations of helplessness and humiliation attributed to the word: implications that the husband lacks the strength to enforce marital fidelity traditionally accorded to a husband as head of his household. He is too weak, too stupid, or too henpecked to leave or divorce her.

lol
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A cuckold is a married man whose wife has sex with other men. In current usage it sometimes refers to non-married couples in committed relationships as well, although the traditional meaning is a man whose wife is adulterous.
There are connotations of helplessness and humiliation attributed to the word: implications that the husband lacks the strength to enforce marital fidelity traditionally accorded to a husband as head of his household. He is too weak, too stupid, or too henpecked to leave or divorce her.

lol
Oi Oi, none of us are married to each other!!! I'm very strong thankoo
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Well louise, you could always help kiss do what she has planned for me, lend a helping hand, or something :P

ohh err. Cuckold status here I come :shock:
Louise xx
rotflmao
Nah Drews the Cuck!
So that means Drew has to help us then?
Clean up and all that redface
Louise xx
Quote by Drewxcore
A cuckold is a married man whose wife has sex with other men. In current usage it sometimes refers to non-married couples in committed relationships as well, although the traditional meaning is a man whose wife is adulterous.
There are connotations of helplessness and humiliation attributed to the word: implications that the husband lacks the strength to enforce marital fidelity traditionally accorded to a husband as head of his household. He is too weak, too stupid, or too henpecked to leave or divorce her.

lol
Oi Oi, none of us are married to each other!!! I'm very strong thankoo
It's not a serious thread Drew! :lol:
And on that note I'm off to make some lunch.
Louise don't wear Drew out too much as I'll be back for him later. wink