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Quote by helnheaven

Wherever I lay mine I leave a ring of grease and a sprinkling of dandruff rolleyes

Shove up a bit and take yer grease n dandruff with ya lol
Room for a medium sized one next to you? wink
Hang on, I'll squeeze mi big bum into the corner for ya :giggle:
Doesn't he mind?
have you got room for a furby ???
If we all 'hutch' up Im sure we can get another one in lol
I'll bring some lube, will that get me in somewhere?
Not sure where I'd want to be, so many goddesses, so little time!
Oooooooooooh can we have some forum flirting?! :rascal:
Cooooo-eeeeee!
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Ooooooooh well hello there! :rascal:
So... erm... do you come here often?! :giggle:
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More often now I know your fine self is here!
:giggle:
I think you've just given me an idea for a new thread!! :rascal:
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Not quite the effect I had in mind, but hey!
I might come and have a poke around when you put it up...(How's that for a double entendre?)
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You might not want a poke when you see what you made me think of! :rascal: :giggle:
Am trying to make friends with the search button... I suspect that I'm about as good at that as I am at this swinging lark! lol redface
Quote by Dirtygirlie
You might not want a poke when you see what you made me think of! :rascal: :giggle:
Am trying to make friends with the search button... I suspect that I'm about as good at that as I am at this swinging lark! lol redface

Oh i dunno....I can be surprisingly game!
Swinging? Whassat then?
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you can make friends with my button the hun wink lol
I do so admire a lady with an approachable button!
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Quote by staffcple
I do so admire a lady with an approachable button!
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Pssssst... there's two in her avatar!
*gets some specs for staffi* :mrgreen:
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
I do so admire a lady with an approachable button!
bolt

Pssssst... there's two in her avatar!
*gets some specs for staffi* :mrgreen:
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Blimey! And here was me thinking it was a staggeringly lucious pair o' boobs!
Is it an optical illusion thingy-ma-jig then?
Quote by staffcple
I do so admire a lady with an approachable button!
bolt

Pssssst... there's two in her avatar!
*gets some specs for staffi* :mrgreen:
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Blimey! And here was me thinking it was a staggeringly lucious pair o' boobs!
Is it an optical illusion thingy-ma-jig then?

Yup... therefore making them buttonS :mrgreen:
Ooooooo bonus!
I must say though....I prefer to press buttons with my tongue rather than fingers.
It works ok, unless I'm trying to turn the telly over....
Hey staffcple, :rascal: do you come here often?
(lame, sorry - but heartfelt!)
Doubly lame cause I said the same thing!! :giggle:
Are you in my head?!! :shock:
lol
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Doubly lame cause I said the same thing!! :giggle:
Are you in my head?!! :shock:
lol

Nooooooo, but I'd like to be :rascal:
Quote by noladreams30
Hey staffcple, :rascal: do you come here often?
(lame, sorry - but heartfelt!)

Awww, more now I know how many fine ladies are here!
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Are you in my head?!!

Only if you ask nicely and I can return the favour :rascal: :rascal: 69position
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Ooooooooooooh *dribbles* redface

Ooooo-er!
Mmmmmmm dribbley!
*Drifts off into a dream about a moist chin*
:inlove:
Quote by staffcple
Ooooooooooooh *dribbles* redface

Ooooo-er!
Mmmmmmm dribbley!
*Drifts off into a dream about a moist chin*
:inlove:
:giggle:
Wasn't that sort of dribble! :rascal:
:mrgreen:
Heh heh....
I know, but either way, a moist chin is the end result!
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Quote by staffcple
Heh heh....
I know, but either way, a moist chin is the end result!
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As long as you don't expect multi-tasking! wink
Has lovely lips :twisted:
Quote by Devon1
Has lovely lips :twisted:

redface
Is highly shaggable... well I imagine! :giggle:
:mrgreen:
You look uncomfortable looking up, lets get horizontal and make things easier! :rascal:
is as sweet as his sugared words biggrin
has marvellous breasts! :rascal:
has loverly erm tatts :twisted: