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Quote by Kiss
But what will you be doing when I'm using my strapon?

"Oooooowwwwww.... mmmmmmmmmmm...aaaaaaahhhhhh...oooooowwwwww"
Oh... and a bit of pelvic thrusting wink
Quote by PoloLady

But what will you be doing when I'm using my strapon?

"Oooooowwwwww.... mmmmmmmmmmm...aaaaaaahhhhhh...oooooowwwwww"
Had a feeling that this was going to get 'round to that! rolleyes
I was thinking more ancilliary...?
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Quote by PoloLady

But what will you be doing when I'm using my strapon?

"Oooooowwwwww.... mmmmmmmmmmm...aaaaaaahhhhhh...oooooowwwwww"
Oh... and a bit of pelvic thrusting wink
You know that only encourages me to get carried away and do other things! :rascal:
Nice jigsaw room for another peice wink

For you and your delectable derriere, always got room for you in my jigsaw, which end do you want Goosey? :wink:
pink x
Well what about me going down below the pink piece biggrin :P
Mmmmmmm, offer accepted. As soon as you're finished down then (it won't be loing LOL) I'll turn you around si I can adore that bum again.
pink x
Wow what a nice cock you have...
:shock: Whoops I'm not bi -- note to self: read your own profile! banghead
Quote by HornyBear

But what will you be doing when I'm using my strapon?

"Oooooowwwwww.... mmmmmmmmmmm...aaaaaaahhhhhh...oooooowwwwww"
Oh... and a bit of pelvic thrusting wink
You know that only encourages me to get carried away and do other things! :rascal:
..like maybe listening to a some jazz / Bach / choral music, drinking a nice wine in front of a log fire before being totally sensually pleasured? passionkiss
Sounds just like my kind of thing - throw in a riding crop and some bondage tape and we're all set! :grin:
Quote by Kiss
Sounds just like my kind of thing - throw in a riding crop and some bondage tape and we're all set! :grin:

How about we compare potentiometers :rascal:
Quote by Steve_Mids

Sounds just like my kind of thing - throw in a riding crop and some bondage tape and we're all set! :grin:

How about we compare potentiometers :rascal:
I love it when you talk engineering to me. How I show you my linear one that goes backwards and forwards?
Quote by Kiss

Sounds just like my kind of thing - throw in a riding crop and some bondage tape and we're all set! :grin:

How about we compare potentiometers :rascal:
I love it when you talk engineering to me. How I show you my linear one that goes backwards and forwards?
back wards and forwards, up and down ... it is all the same to me.
can I bring my candles too.. I love candle wax.....
:twisted:
Quote by splendid33

Sounds just like my kind of thing - throw in a riding crop and some bondage tape and we're all set! :grin:

How about we compare potentiometers :rascal:
I love it when you talk engineering to me. How I show you my linear one that goes backwards and forwards?
back wards and forwards, up and down ... it is all the same to me.
can I bring my candles too.. I love candle wax.....
:twisted:
Mmmmm candles. Nice to light a room with, even better to drip onto a prone body.
Quote by Kiss
Mmmmm candles. Nice to light a room with, even better to drip onto a prone body.

*requests a name change to pronebody* :rascal:
Quote by Kiss

Sounds just like my kind of thing - throw in a riding crop and some bondage tape and we're all set! :grin:

How about we compare potentiometers :rascal:
I love it when you talk engineering to me. How I show you my linear one that goes backwards and forwards?
back wards and forwards, up and down ... it is all the same to me.
can I bring my candles too.. I love candle wax.....
:twisted:
Mmmmm candles. Nice to light a room with, even better to drip onto a prone body.
kiss, please help me i dont feel well. :twisted: :giggle:
Louise xx
Quote by HornyBear
Wow what a nice cock you have...
:shock: Whoops I'm not bi -- note to self: read your own profile! banghead

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/90797.html
erm..thanks (I guess) but is that flirting? (see title of Thread above). It is a bugger when its a male in front of you though.
..or should I re-phrase that?.... innocent
Is it not flirting? redface I would consider it to be if a women said it to me. .
Quote by HornyBear
ooops..Splendid33 nipped in while I was typing..
Now candles were missing from my log fire scenario with kiss so thanks for remunding me... but what would you do with these candles? If it means pleasuring a lovely sexy body like yours I would be very attentive. 69position

**Important disclaimer as I don't want to be responsible for anybody burning their bits! :shock: Avoid all-black candles and beeswax candles; these burn very hot. Try using white paraffin candles, of the kind usually sold Tescosas "emergency candles." Scented and colored candles can contain plasticisers that make them burn much hotter, which could be nasty.
Anyway candle wax is excellent for sensation play. When I am feeling less dominant I do like to be restrained and have hot wax dripped onto me. :rascal:
Ahhhhh, what a way to start the afternoon, sliding in behind the mrs :rascal:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ahhhhh, what a way to start the afternoon, sliding in behind the mrs :rascal:

Well hello Mr Kiss, how nice it is to feel you today. :rascal:
Quote by Kiss
Ahhhhh, what a way to start the afternoon, sliding in behind the mrs :rascal:

Well hello Mr Kiss, how nice it is to feel you today. :rascal:
forgive me while I just slide in behind your husband...
splendid hurridly adjusts the straps........gets out the liquid silk...
Quote by Kiss
Ahhhhh, what a way to start the afternoon, sliding in behind the mrs :rascal:

Well hello Mr Kiss, how nice it is to feel you today. :rascal:
Kiss, i pressed my buzzer for you. You didnt come. :cry:
(see above)
Louise xx
Quote by meat2pleaseu
feel a bit lower wink

Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
lol
Quote by Kiss
feel a bit lower wink

Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
lol
Thats it i give in. Can never get an appointment when i need one. sad
Louise xx
Quote by Kiss
Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
lol

Have a look see if you can work it out :rascal:
Quote by Steve_Mids

Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
lol

Have a look see if you can work it out :rascal:
ummmmm it would seem you are a happy person....
:twisted:
Quote by Steve_Mids

Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
lol

Have a look see if you can work it out :rascal:
<<< Has a look.
Well we could get in the bath, I will sit on it and see if I float!
Quote by Kiss
<<< Has a look.
Well we could get in the bath, I will sit on it and see if I float!

All the way to heaven wink
Quote by Steve_Mids

<<< Has a look.
Well we could get in the bath, I will sit on it and see if I float!

All the way to heaven wink
Hey Steve, you need warming up still? :twisted:
Louise xx
He's busy with Kiss so you can help me with my canoe Louise wink
Quote by louise_and_joe

<<< Has a look.
Well we could get in the bath, I will sit on it and see if I float!

All the way to heaven wink
Hey Steve, you need warming up still? :twisted:
Louise xx
I'm feeling extremely hot under the collar at the moment due to some very interesting mail exchanges with a delectable female but how could I refuse such an offer from an equally delectable female.... :wink:
Quote by Steve_Mids

<<< Has a look.
Well we could get in the bath, I will sit on it and see if I float!

All the way to heaven wink
Hey Steve, you need warming up still? :twisted:
Louise xx
I'm feeling extremely hot under the collar at the moment due to some very interesting mail exchanges with a delectable female but how could I refuse such an offer from an equally delectable female.... :wink:
Whats interesting mail exchanges, i dont get none of those. :cry:
louise xx