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Sex God
is that a silver dullard gnv 
Orgasminator
They are a nice change, I dont feel apathy very often.
Sex God
Flower's posting? I thought he'd flounced? 
Really must try harder to keep up with the comings and goings!
10/10 for dogged determination, in an above and beyond the call of duty kinda way, no question. Think we've got all the bluddy point by now though, surely? I remember what it was like to feel the need to labour a point, on and on, endlessly, till even I was sick of reading meself, and I used to love reading meself. Used to make meself laff so well so I did.
Good times man, good times, but eventually you realise noone cares how you personally want the forum to look, in a way that might be personally entertaining for you, cos bugger me if everyone else ain't got their own ideas about how they want it to look, in a way that is personally entertaining for them. I know, what a fookin' liberty, but there it is! Oh well . . . .
*gets all nostalgic, wipes away a little tear, goes back to playing Zelda on his Wii*
N x x x ;)
Really must try harder to keep up with the comings and goings! 10/10 for dogged determination, in an above and beyond the call of duty kinda way, no question. Think we've got all the bluddy point by now though, surely? I remember what it was like to feel the need to labour a point, on and on, endlessly, till even I was sick of reading meself, and I used to love reading meself. Used to make meself laff so well so I did.
Good times man, good times, but eventually you realise noone cares how you personally want the forum to look, in a way that might be personally entertaining for you, cos bugger me if everyone else ain't got their own ideas about how they want it to look, in a way that is personally entertaining for them. I know, what a fookin' liberty, but there it is! Oh well . . . . *gets all nostalgic, wipes away a little tear, goes back to playing Zelda on his Wii*
N x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
Flower's posting? I thought he'd flounced?
10/10 for dogged determination, in an above and beyond the call of duty kinda way, no question. Think we've got all the bluddy point by now though, surely? I remember what it was like to feel the need to labour a point, on and on, endlessly, till even I was sick of reading meself, and I used to love reading meself. Used to make meself laff so well so I did.
*gets all nostalgic, wipes away a little tear, goes back to playing Zelda on his Wii*
N x x x ;)
what he said... :thumbup:
Orgasminator
Quote by neilinleeds
*gets all nostalgic, wipes away a little tear, goes back to playing Zelda on his Wii*
Now I gets all nostalgic too......
I remember the good ol' days and Ocarina of time, before I went all Bang Bang, Pew Pew with my games, and Im talking Battlefield series not that DooM clone Call of Duty rubbish......
But before I put all the women off me for ever, ill leave the topic and go do some grown up stuff....... honest
:beer: :smoke:
Sex God
Quote by Big_Fraser
*gets all nostalgic, wipes away a little tear, goes back to playing Zelda on his Wii*
Now I gets all nostalgic too......
I remember the good ol' days and Ocarina of time, before I went all Bang Bang, Pew Pew with my games, and Im talking Battlefield series not that DooM clone Call of Duty rubbish......
But before I put all the women off me for ever, ill leave the topic and go do some grown up stuff....... honest
:beer: :smoke:
I was playing americans online via dial up with imported games on my Sega Dreamcast in 2000. We had class games with originality like Ooga booga, Speed devils online racing, Alien front online, Planet ring. I do now have PS3 and 360 and admit to being a huge fan of the Lost planet games (online only) however I still return frequently to the Dreamcast and the 6 games that can still be played online with it
A friend and I event went mega geek and bought Sega Saturns and the netlink adaptors so we can direct dial two saturns and play a handful of games over our dial up lines for free. Works supurbly, Sega true inovators way ahead of the times sadly. Sex God
before I went all Bang Bang, Pew Pew with my games, and Im talking Battlefield series not that DooM clone Call of Duty rubbish......
Fraser, may I just say that not knowing all that much about you I have nevertheless been quite liking your recent eminently sensible posts up to now, but with this you have gone up still further in my estimation. By way of discourse, in a way that is not necessarily intended to tread on BIoke's toes all that much as far as that whole turn you bi thing goes, I'd just like to say that ZOMG yes indeedy COD sux, BFBC2 FTMFW!
*puts Zelda down, fires up the ole nex-gen for some bullety action*
N x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
before I went all Bang Bang, Pew Pew with my games, and Im talking Battlefield series not that DooM clone Call of Duty rubbish......
Fraser, may I just say that not knowing all that much about you I have nevertheless been quite liking your recent eminently sensible posts up to now, but with this you have gone up still further in my estimation. By way of discourse, in a way that is not necessarily intended to tread on BIoke's toes all that much as far as that whole turn you bi thing goes, I'd just like to say that ZOMG yes indeedy COD sux, BFBC2 FTMFW!
*puts Zelda down, fires up the ole nex-gen for some bullety action*
N x x x ;)
Boys and their toys hey
*Heads for the bedside table drawer*
Quote by Funlovers2009
before I went all Bang Bang, Pew Pew with my games, and Im talking Battlefield series not that DooM clone Call of Duty rubbish......
Fraser, may I just say that not knowing all that much about you I have nevertheless been quite liking your recent eminently sensible posts up to now, but with this you have gone up still further in my estimation. By way of discourse, in a way that is not necessarily intended to tread on BIoke's toes all that much as far as that whole turn you bi thing goes, I'd just like to say that ZOMG yes indeedy COD sux, BFBC2 FTMFW!
*puts Zelda down, fires up the ole nex-gen for some bullety action*
N x x x ;)
Boys and their toys hey
*Heads for the bedside table drawer*
The whole drawer :eeek: I would at least round off the edges first
Dave_Notts
Orgasminator
Quote by Dave__Notts
The whole drawer :eeek: I would at least round off the edges first
Dave_Notts
and she was claiming earlier she couldnt be fisted dave
Either he had really big hands, or thats one small bedside drawer :twisted:
Sex God
Having experienced not so neatly trimmed fingernails in me time, I'd strongly advise Funlovers step away from the bedroom furniture right now. It's not the width so much that worries me, as the possibility of splinters, eh Dave?
*winces a bit, then wonders how it is Dave knows so much about the potential pitfalls?*
N x x x ;)
*winces a bit, then wonders how it is Dave knows so much about the potential pitfalls?*
N x x x ;)
Sex God
<<< knows absolutely nothing about all that computer gaming stuff...
But just wants to say,
Neil, I
you lots! In fact, for making me chuckle this fine morning, I think I <4 you!
But just wants to say,
Neil, I
you lots! In fact, for making me chuckle this fine morning, I think I <4 you! Sex God
Oh? Chuckles gets me s eh? If only I'd known? Having checked your latest avatar and ascertained the probable relative position of your <3, I'm thinking making you chuckle some more might well be worth an early morning pondering upon? :rascal:
/Euphemism blog
N x x x :P
s eh? If only I'd known? Having checked your latest avatar and ascertained the probable relative position of your <3, I'm thinking making you chuckle some more might well be worth an early morning pondering upon? :rascal:/Euphemism blog
N x x x :P
Sex God
Quote by Big_Fraser
The whole drawer :eeek: I would at least round off the edges first
Dave_Notts
and she was claiming earlier she couldnt be fisted dave
Either he had really big hands, or thats one small bedside drawer :twisted:
Are you questioning the size of my snatch? I'll have you know, I do my sexercises!! :lol:
*Wonders if there is a way of measuring the bagginess of ones snatch*
Sex God
Quote by Funlovers2009
*Wonders if there is a way of measuring the bagginess of ones snatch*
In Leeds we have a phrase that's routinely used by the male of the species along the lines 'twere like chuckin' a sausage up Briggate! The size of sausage used is very rarely specified. Take it as read though we're not talking bratwurst or owt like that, no matter how much we inflate yer Imperial measures? If the sausage don't touch the sides, it ain't the fault of the sausage, 'nuff said? :uhoh:
Hope this helps?
N x x x ;)
Sex God
Reminds me of a Prince song, Vicki Waiting:
I told the joke about the woman
Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?"
He replied "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral."
Vicki didn't laugh at all.
Quote by Funlovers2009
The whole drawer :eeek: I would at least round off the edges first
Dave_Notts
and she was claiming earlier she couldnt be fisted dave
Either he had really big hands, or thats one small bedside drawer :twisted:
Are you questioning the size of my snatch? I'll have you know, I do my sexercises!! :lol:
*Wonders if there is a way of measuring the bagginess of ones snatch*
If I can get one hand in, then squeeze in another.................then not be able to clap, you could be classed as non-baggy
Reminds me of a joke. A guy, while fisting, lost his watch. So he stretches her open and looks inside. On peering in he sees a German officer. He says to him "Have you seen a watch?" The German officer says "Nein. Hav you seen a tank????"
Ok, I'll get me coat
Dave_Notts
Orgasminator
Quote by Funlovers2009
*Wonders if there is a way of measuring the bagginess of ones snatch*
I will look into it and let you know :rascal:
Better than daves??
Orgasminator
Quote by Dave__Notts
Let me know how it goes
Dave_Notts
If I ever get to the bottom of it I certainly will