Fluck I feel daft....

18 Mar 2005

Was lying on the sofa watching another The Bill repeat on shite daytime TV....my cat came back in to the house with one of those........'Miaows' mad

:x :x
Got up in time to see a 12 inch or so long wriggly thing with a pokey out tongue and two eyes looking up at me.
bolt

Screamed and ran around generally making an arse of myself wondering what to do. Called up my mum (not that she could help 50 miles away! :eeek smile

Fortunately one of the neighbours heard my screams and came to my rescue and.....
Promptly ridded the house of a SLOW WORM :doh:
I'll get me coat :bolt:

18 Mar 2005

Slow-worm
Just so you know in future. :giggle:
Venusxxx

18 Mar 2005

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18 Mar 2005

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FPMSL!

18 Mar 2005

Hope you didn't kill it??

18 Mar 2005

I contemplated doing 2 pic here, slow worm, fast worm, but couldn't be arsed.

18 Mar 2005

Awww cute! I'd shit meself too rolleyes

18 Mar 2005

Nope didn't kill it, but the Cat's been grounded incase she decides to go for round two rolleyes

:roll:
MQ - it was wriggling around sticking it's tongue out and looking at me :shudders:
OMG Venus...that pic sad

You can all see who wasn't allowed to play with mud pies and slow worms when they were little then!!! dunno

18 Mar 2005

Standing in my dad`s pond trying to find leeches was a favourite of mine too.
Leeches are fun! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

18 Mar 2005

Dont worry, id be half way up the M1 within minutes too! bolt

18 Mar 2005

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FPMSL!

:laughabove: X 5

18 Mar 2005

you want to watch yourself slow worms are very deadly lol

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18 Mar 2005

Quote by ellietvslut
you want to watch yourself slow worms are very deadly :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wasn't going anywhere near it!!! :scared:
I'm following Mrs GHC (at least I take it it was Mrs GHC and not Mr GHC :grin smile

up the M1!!!!!
bolt

18 Mar 2005

I think I'd be scared too if a 12" long wriggly thing poked its tongue out at me :shock:

18 Mar 2005

KcKat,
Its a lovely day out there, don't be mean, let you cat go out and play,...................

18 Mar 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Dont worry, id be half way up the M1 within minutes too!

Well I'd be tempted to leap in to my car as well, only I'd be heading TOWARDS the Slow Worm because I love reptiles, amphibians etc.......... & I've never seen one!!!
If you really can't stand them, suppose its no good me telling you that you are priveleged! OK, I'll get my coat.......... :bolt:

18 Mar 2005

Sarah - the grounding lasted all of ten mins, she's a vocal little thing and I couldn't stand the noise!! rolleyes

HungryP :crazy: - jump in the car next time you hear the screams ;)

18 Mar 2005

WTF is that? Never heard of a slowworm before. It looks nothing like a worm, worms dont have eyes.
I think I'd yell and panic, then grab the nearest thing and beat the ......... out of it.

18 Mar 2005

Quote by veejay
WTF is that? Never heard of a slowworm before. It looks nothing like a worm, worms dont have eyes.
I think I'd yell and panic, then grab the nearest thing and beat the ......... out of it.

Apparently it's a Lizard without legs :eeek:
Frightened the fluck out of me anyway :doh:

18 Mar 2005

Quote by KcKat
HungryP :crazy: - jump in the car next time you hear the screams ;)

Great but is that only when you have a "reptile" incident? :P :P

18 Mar 2005

kitty.. if i had seen that i would have DIED!!!!!!
have no shame about shitting yourself- you are in good company!

18 Mar 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
kitty.. if i had seen that i would have DIED!!!!!!
have no shame about shitting yourself- you are in good company!

I was soooooooooo convinced it was a snake - especially when it kept sticking it's tongue out!! Felt a bit of a plank when I realised what it was, but still couldn't move it. :doh:
The cat was so proud of herself too!!! - what's all that about: dunno

18 Mar 2005

Quote by KcKat
The cat was so proud of herself too!!! - what's all that about:

Well, you are her mistress, the top cat in her family group, so she was pleased to present you with a treat. biggrin

18 Mar 2005

I'm gonna wriggle about on your kitchen floor and stick my....................er........................tongue out at you tomorrow. That's a promise!! :P :twisted:
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink

:wink:

:lol:

18 Mar 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I'm gonna wriggle about on your kitchen floor and stick my....................er........................tongue out at you tomorrow. That's a promise!! :P :twisted:
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:wink: :lol:

Might have known you'd want the guy across the street to come and wrestle you out of the house :rascal:
kiss

19 Mar 2005

Quote by veejay
WTF is that? Never heard of a slowworm before. It looks nothing like a worm, worms dont have eyes.
I think I'd yell and panic, then grab the nearest thing and beat the ......... out of it.

Nice idea - but I heard somewhere that they are a protected species or something - anyway, I'm with hungry P on this, I think they're great, spesh if you sit down and hold it and just let find it's way into your pocket or shirt biggrin

Crackin' !

19 Mar 2005

A cat bringing you a present such as a slow worm confused

shows she holds u in high esteem, and thats why shes does it. My cats bring me mice and frogs.....did u know frogs scream? Now that is bloody scary! :crazy: and i hate the bloody things!
ps. one of my cats had what appeared to be a fit last night, taking her to the vets :cry:

19 Mar 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
A cat bringing you a present such as a slow worm shows she holds u in high esteem, and thats why shes does it. My cats bring me mice and frogs.....did u know frogs scream? Now that is bloody scary! :crazy: and i hate the bloody things!
ps. one of my cats had what appeared to be a fit last night, taking her to the vets :cry:

Hope your kitty is ok kiss

I'm a wimp and can't deal with anything the cat brings in....Thank goodness for understanding neighbours rolleyes

19 Mar 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
A cat bringing you a present such as a slow worm shows she holds u in high esteem, and thats why shes does it. My cats bring me mice and frogs.....did u know frogs scream? Now that is bloody scary! :crazy: and i hate the bloody things!
ps. one of my cats had what appeared to be a fit last night, taking her to the vets :cry:

This is EXACTLY why I have dogs and not cats biggrin

Hope your cat is all right - keep me posted. :therethere:
Fee
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19 Mar 2005

UPDATE
Ok....I really have to alter my hair colour, this blonde mop does me no favours whatsoever! :eeek:
Just got home, have new car that I've not driven at night before.... Pulled up on the drive, turned off the ignition and twisled the light switch. Job done dunno

Get out of the car, lock the door....Flucking lights are still on?!?
Open door, get back in twisle light switch back on and then off, back out of the car...still blummin on mad

:x
Decide lights must be on a timer and walk around to the house.
Explain the situation to ES who's tarting himself in bed! :shock: :shock:
Peek out of the window at car.....yep the fluckin lights are still on!
ES gets out of bed muttering about women drivers FFS! Goes outside to the car and asks me how I switched them on in the first place. Raising my eyebrows I point out the light twisle thing to him.
Ok, so he may have a point!! - i was only switching the flippin wipers on and off :doh:
bolt