and all you other girls who suffer
you`ve inspired me to write a song just for you
to the tune of "Life on mars?" by Mr. Bowie
It`s a god awful sore affair
To us girls with the tiny hair
And our fanny is yelling "No"
But our hubby has said it must go
Yet the hair is nowhere to be seen
Now we walk with the shaving cream
To a seat in the nearest loo
Cos we`ve booked for a trim `n` clean
But the lips are now getting sore
Cos we`ve shaved it ten times or more
We could scream when it`s time for stools
As they ask us to focus on
Tailends biting in the soft folds
Oh man look at those bastards grow
And it`s painfully slow
Take a look at the lawn-man
Growing up the wrong way
Oh fuck wonder if you`ll ever know
We`re in the loo yelling "NO"
In this life of hairrrrrrrrrsssssszzzzz
It`s a sexy woman`a tortured brow
That licky means no hair no how
Now the fuckers have hit a vane
Causing oodles of fucking pain
See the hairs in their million hordes
From our labia to the anus doors
Now our fanny is out of bounds
To you men you fucking clowns
But the lips are so bloody sore
Cos we shaved it ten times or more
It`s about to be shaved again
As they ask us to focus on
Tailends biting in the soft folds
Oh man look at those bastards grow
And it`s painfully slow
Take a look at the lawn-man
Growing up the wrong way
Oh fuck wonder if you`ll ever know
We`re in the loo yelling "NO"
In this life of hairrrrrrrrrsssssszzzzz
get him to kiss it better for you
lick
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