For fun....tell the story in song titles

14 Apr 2008

as it says on the tin....
I will start off a 'story' using song titles, just keep adding bits to the epic blockbuster using titles of songs, and see how long (and weird) the tale gets (maybe it will be top of the best selllers list haha lol

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can you tell i'm bored :lol: :lol: :lol:
One fine day a black eyed boy and a brown eyed girl were on the road to nowhere, down a long and winding road.
She said I wanna hold your hand, he said........

14 Apr 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
One fine day a black eyed boy and a brown eyed girl were on the road to nowhere, down a long and winding road.
She said I wanna hold your hand, he said........

...I think you wanna hold my Little Red Rooster. At which point she said Aaah Simple Man... you know I really....
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14 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross

One fine day a black eyed boy and a brown eyed girl were on the road to nowhere, down a long and winding road.
She said I wanna hold your hand, he said........

...I think you wanna hold my Little Red Rooster. At which point she said Aaah Simple Man... you know I really....
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want you to play with my dingaling at which point Ernie the fastest milkman in the west....

14 Apr 2008

want you to play with my dingaling at which point Ernie the fastest milkman in the west....
came driving over the hill like a bat out of hell.
His arrival put a cat among the pigeons because he was a jealous guy
He grabbed the brown eyed handsome man and.......

14 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven
grrr mi colours dont work, hijack over!

I don't know either of those. You hum 'em and I'll try and play along!
...... Ernie the fastest milkman in the west decided that he really ought to go along to his history lecture about Waterloo and find out whether....
Edit: Ooooh shit - ignore this 'un and take up BD's above - it's much better than mine!
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14 Apr 2008

The End
the Doors.
what dunno

lp

14 Apr 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
want you to play with my dingaling at which point Ernie the fastest milkman in the west....
came driving over the hill like a bat out of hell.
His arrival put a cat among the pigeons because he was a jealous guy
He grabbed the brown eyed handsome man and.......

he grabbed the man and....... thought he heard London Calling When actually it was New York New York So Leaving on a Jet Plane ha was seen coming to America

14 Apr 2008

Quote by Lost
want you to play with my dingaling at which point Ernie the fastest milkman in the west....
came driving over the hill like a bat out of hell.
His arrival put a cat among the pigeons because he was a jealous guy
He grabbed the brown eyed handsome man and.......

he grabbed the man and....... thought he heard London Calling When actually it was New York New York So Leaving on a Jet Plane ha was seen coming to America
on the hunt for his Jewish Princess.Maybe he would find her in Joe's Garage but if not he could always look........

14 Apr 2008

Under My Thumb. Not finding her there, he decided he would hunt high and low for her. He stole a Little Red Corvette.....

14 Apr 2008

Quote by winchwench
Under My Thumb. Not finding her there, he decided he would hunt high and low for her. He stole a Little Red Corvette.....

and Drove all Night He ended up at The Hotel California where he asked.....

14 Apr 2008

have you seen her? Tell me, have you seen her? She was wearing a.....

14 Apr 2008

Quote by winchwench
have you seen her? Tell me, have you seen her? She was wearing a.....

...an Itsibitsy yellow polka dot bikini and .....

14 Apr 2008

being at that time All around my hat i was painting Matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs
I had unknowing rented this studio before knowing me knowing you I had entered a gangsters paradise Where it seemed that money makes the world go round being offered money money money to copy the famous pictures of lily I felt myself feeling dizzy and so decided to take a drink of the red red wine that was on the table next to me. Felling like a deseperado and knowing that sorry doesn't always make it right I contemplated walking in the rain with the one i love but having no umbrella, didn't. Suddenly the door opened and a gun opened fire!! Throwing myself out on the floor I thought, here we go, another one bites the dust But then all stopped, Nothing but the sound of silence. Looking up scared I saw a strange kind of woman She was......

14 Apr 2008

....A Black Magic Woman a Devil in Diguise. I asked Oh Wont You Show me the Way and she replied....

15 Apr 2008

said. Do ya think i'm sexy" And she said "you need sexual healing" Undressing she knelt down looking at me with her sexy eyes Looking at her fantastic body I said "you sexy thing, I wanna sex you up" and she pointed to her crotch "hey mistra know it all" she said "get down on it". Diving into her sexbox as it was such a sweet little mystery i enjoyed the heatwave coming from her. Pulling me up and onto her was my ticket to ride I started to relax into my stride bang bang i was enjoying my hump. What a feeling!" It was so good i though i was going crazy.....

15 Apr 2008

It was so amazing...cos i got high, I felt like a firestarter.
Suddenly it stopped and she said, you know what...the first time ever I saw your face, i felt sick inside, thathurt, and icried like a baby.
she said, hey fat joe, dont worry, be happy, and lip up fatty
She made me feel like Mr Blobby, why didnt she just leave me alone
i wished someone would help....just then........

15 Apr 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
It was so amazing...cos i got high, I felt like a firestarter.
Suddenly it stopped and she said, you know what...the first time ever I saw your face, i felt sick inside, that hurt, and i cried like a baby.
she said, hey fat joe, dont worry, be happy, and lip up fatty
She made me feel like Mr Blobby, why didnt she just leave me alone
i wished someone would help....just then........

she turned a whiter shade of pale, for who should walk in just then but Ra-ra-Rasputin. He said to her "you Sexy Motherf*cker" and she...

15 Apr 2008

Quote by noladreams30
It was so amazing...cos i got high, I felt like a firestarter.
Suddenly it stopped and she said, you know what...the first time ever I saw your face, i felt sick inside, that hurt, and i cried like a baby.
she said, hey fat joe, dont worry, be happy, and lip up fatty
She made me feel like Mr Blobby, why didnt she just leave me alone
i wished someone would help....just then........

she turned a whiter shade of pale, for who should walk in just then but Ra-ra-Rasputin. He said to her "you Sexy Motherf*cker" and she...
...said are you from Russia with love? - I thought you were Back in the USSR.
Ra-Ra said 'With this name I should Walk like and Egyptian but I just keep....'
.

15 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross
It was so amazing...cos i got high, I felt like a firestarter.
Suddenly it stopped and she said, you know what...the first time ever I saw your face, i felt sick inside, that hurt, and i cried like a baby.
she said, hey fat joe, dont worry, be happy, and lip up fatty
She made me feel like Mr Blobby, why didnt she just leave me alone
i wished someone would help....just then........

she turned a whiter shade of pale, for who should walk in just then but Ra-ra-Rasputin. He said to her "you Sexy Motherf*cker" and she...
...said are you from Russia with love? - I thought you were Back in the USSR.
Ra-Ra said 'With this name I should Walk like and Egyptian but I just keep....'
.
...doing the funky gibbon and with that....

15 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven
It was so amazing...cos i got high, I felt like a firestarter.
Suddenly it stopped and she said, you know what...the first time ever I saw your face, i felt sick inside, that hurt, and i cried like a baby.
she said, hey fat joe, dont worry, be happy, and lip up fatty
She made me feel like Mr Blobby, why didnt she just leave me alone
i wished someone would help....just then........

she turned a whiter shade of pale, for who should walk in just then but Ra-ra-Rasputin. He said to her "you Sexy Motherf*cker" and she...
...said are you from Russia with love? - I thought you were Back in the USSR.
Ra-Ra said 'With this name I should Walk like and Egyptian but I just keep....'
.
...doing the funky gibbon and with that....
... he got down to some Sexual Healing with A Boy Called Sue... The Times They Are A'Changin'... he said as he

15 Apr 2008

Quote by Aquilo
... he got down to some Sexual Healing with A Boy Called Sue... The Times They Are A'Changin'... he said as he

Tied a yellow ribbon around his cock and shouted happy birthday well sue turned out to be a plastic love doll and he found that after sticking his cock in its mouth it got stuck ! Crying, cant get you outta my head, to his cock he contemplated suicide but seeing a number stamped on the back of the dolls head for samaritans saying call me but he got no joy the number 5705 was the wrong one. It was a tragedyhe sat there longing for his mama he spied the cabinet on the wallwhich had his 68 guns in

16 Apr 2008

Wean the going gets tough ........it dose mean .......End of the the line ......i just got to think of .......What can i do ....know[