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Good morning to all beautiful women everywhere ..... and that means you and me.
Facts on Figures
* There are 3 billion women who don't look like super models and only eight who do.
* Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14.
* If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
* The average woman weighs 144 lb and wears between a 12-14.
* One out of every four college aged women has an eating disorder!
* The models in the magazines are airbrushed -not perfect!
* A psychological study in 1995 found that three minutes spent looking at a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty, and shameful
* Models twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman. Today they weigh 23% less.
Beauty of a Woman
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,the figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,because that is the doorway to her heart,the place where love resides!
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her is the caring that she lovingly gives,the passion that she shows.
With passing years beauty only grows
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
The Images of Mother
4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mummy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mum knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mum's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mum would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mum.
So Ladies .... take a bow ..... you are all beautiful biggrin
Without posting something really sickly , may i just say ... here here
To my Wife , my girls and to my mum .......i love you all xxx
Just to clarify - Marilyn wore an American 14.
US sizes are different to UK ones.
US 6 = UK 8
US 8 = UK 10
etc
:-( I just bought jeans in WalMart when I was Stateside, last month, US size 16. (they are a little big for me, though.)
That brightened my day
well said lucyslovely
There is a clothing chain called 1647 - it means that 47% of women are sized 16 or over.
lol :lol:
PS - Dawn French owns it!
Quote by Jags
There is a clothing chain called 1647 - it means that 47% of women are sized 16 or over.
lol :lol:
PS - Dawn French owns it!

is there a website for the chain jags ?
Thanks Lucyslovely that brightened up what has been a considerably grotty week! lol
I think that covers it all!! well said
Quote by lucyslovely
There is a clothing chain called 1647 - it means that 47% of women are sized 16 or over.
lol :lol:
PS - Dawn French owns it!

is there a website for the chain jags ?
Here you go Lucy...


I'm off for a browse bolt
Thanks Angel!
x
Thanks for cheering me up, been really low today and came on here for some light hearted relief, you made my day...........thankyou
Here's my point of view - that actress women in Bridget Jones Diary looked far sexier in Bridget Jones Diary than she did in Chicago.
Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
It's what you are that's more important than what you are told to be.
Thanks, really nice reading that, also kinda comforting to know that im not the only one having a 'low' time at the mo. But thinking positive thoughts, reading this post and also phone calls from a friend giving me lots of support and informing me that hes just booked us tickets for REM in Hyde Park next year, has definately perked me up lol
Hey, I'm a fella and I thought it was good stuff. Have a coffee on me, Lucy.
Thanks Lucy......I'm having a bit of an 'ugly' moment this week feeling a bit ugly and unwanted......so thanks for cheering me up a bit....
I enjoyed that coffee Roger .... thank you biggrin
I am soooooooooo pleased this gave you all boost ....... i was feeling low when i received it and it brought a smile to my face lol hence the reason for passing it on to you all.
Thank you to the guys as well wink
It is a wonderful thing to be able to share a smile :rose:
Lucyslovely kiss
Its not often i agree with people ( just naturally awkward hehe) but lucy Mwwwaaaahhhh loved it hun. And as for marilyn monroe bet she don't weigh a lot now or is she workin down the chippy wiv elvis ???? :twisted: