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Which way do you dress?

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To the left (17 votes) 57%
I'm female so it's irrelevant (12 votes) 40%
I'm ambidextrous so it's irrelevant (3 votes) 10%
To the right (9 votes) 30%
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OK guys ... an interesting topic of conversation was raised over the weekend at Tatty's BBQ while we were all chilling out in the garden ......
Which way do you dress: To the Left or to the Right
I'm left-handed so I tend to dress to the right...... of 4 left-handed men that were there 3 of us were the same .. dress to the right ........
What hand is your strongest and which way do you dress?
.......and Equi .... I know the title of this thread may have drawn you in Sparkle .... but it's not about horses.... hehehe
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I'm left handed and dress left. But then I wank right handed, whatever that means.
Warming the Bed
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Quote by musketeer
I'm left handed and dress left. But then I wank right handed, whatever that means.

It means you're cheating on yourself!!
I'm right handed, dress to the left, wank with the right...
Sexlightened
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I didn't understand the topic of the thread so I googled it up and I found this "interesting" link... some people just have too much time on their hands lol
I'm right-handed and I don't really dress any direction, I just try to keep it up against the belly as I find it more comfortable (circumcision effect maybe ?)... However after careful thinking rolleyes I find that it does hang more on the left side... but maybe it's also related to which testicle is larger ? (Left one in my case)
OK we need to conduct a careful scientific investigation here... Maybe we can find some volunteer to take precise measurements ? :lol:
Thomas-
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Erm, I'm right handed, dress to the right (although, as discussed at the weekend I wear briefs, so they don't dangle too freely. Finally I don't wank, ever. Ok, maybe sometimes with my right hand.
Warming the Bed
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I dress to the left, haven't ever tried to work out how or why but I always seem to fall that way
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as i can barely function before 11am i just tend to drag on whatever trouser are closest to where i stand and leave the rest to fate dunno
Sexlightened
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Always dress to my left.
Sex God
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BASTARD!
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud. sillyhwoar: banghead
*storms out of thread feeling completely cheated* evil
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger. sad
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Master of Sex
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Quote by Thomas
OK we need to conduct a careful scientific investigation here... Maybe we can find some volunteer to take precise measurements ? lol
Thomas-

Can I be of any service Thomas? I'll warm my tape measure up just in case! :twisted: biggrin
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BASTARD!
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud. sillyhwoar: banghead
*storms out of thread feeling completely cheated* evil
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger. sad
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

hehehe ...... knew I'd catch someone out ......... that'll teach yer for getting turned on by men in horsey outfits..... rotflmao
Sexlightened
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I dress to the right , always have but i'm abidextrous ( can write or wank with either hand lol ) so dunno if that means anything.
Only time I "hang loose" lol is when i've got the kilt on then its just left to swing in the breeze lol.
Davie :shock: :twisted:
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Can I be of any service Thomas? I'll warm my tape measure up just in case! :twisted: biggrin

Of course, but may I suggest that all measurements should be made using the metric system... just to be more scientific you see (oh and double digits look better on the charts too lol)
(Erm, and don't forget your magnifier either... redface)
Thomas-
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Quote by BigScotsBloke
I dress to the right , always have but i'm abidextrous ( can write or wank with either hand lol ) so dunno if that means anything.
Only time I "hang loose" lol is when i've got the kilt on then its just left to swing in the breeze lol.
Davie :shock: :twisted:

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous .. hehehe .......
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Im right handed dress to left and wank with left (used to be right)....howz that work then??
Mr goodtimez
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Im right handed dress to left and wank with left (used to be right)....howz that work then??
Mr goodtimez

erm , is your mouse on the right of your keyboard? Looking at internet porn i reckon has made you switch hands.... lol
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Im right handed dress to left and wank with left (used to be right)....howz that work then??
Mr goodtimez

erm , is your mouse on the right of your keyboard? Looking at internet porn i reckon has made you switch hands.... lol
Funny you should mention that....... the only thing I prefer doing with my right hand over my left is use the pc's mouse..... perhaps this explains why ... tried switching it around and reset the left and right buttons for my left hand but it just didn't feel right ...... I couldn't get the rythym with my right hand correct when looking at porn ... grrrr wink
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P M S L never thought of that but been that way last 20 years so dont think its that lol
Mr goodtimez
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Strong bias towards my left side and dress to the right although I had to think about it because it's a sub concious thing and I only notice that I don't feel as comfortable when I get it wrong. I don't know if it's a left brain/ right brain thing or more related to a difference in size between left and right dunno
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Strong bias towards my left side and dress to the right although I had to think about it because it's a sub concious thing and I only notice that I don't feel as comfortable when I get it wrong. I don't know if it's a left brain/ right brain thing or more related to a difference in size between left and right dunno

You mean ur left hand is bigger than ur right ..... or smaller?......... depends on how big you wanna make ur dick look ..... hehehe
Warming the Bed
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Well I'm right handed and ALLWAYS dress, or should i say hang, to the left. I'm also an advocate of the shorts over the briefs - thus my meaning of "hang". I also find it a lot easier for the wife to reach while i'm driving!!!! biggrin
Sex God
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Quote by Wishmaster
BASTARD!
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud. sillyhwoar: banghead
*storms out of thread feeling completely cheated* evil
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger. sad
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

hehehe ...... knew I'd catch someone out ......... that'll teach yer for getting turned on by men in horsey outfits..... rotflmao
What about women in horsey outfits??????????/ :P
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Quote by Sarah
BASTARD!
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud. sillyhwoar: banghead
*storms out of thread feeling completely cheated* evil
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger. sad
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

hehehe ...... knew I'd catch someone out ......... that'll teach yer for getting turned on by men in horsey outfits..... rotflmao
What about women in horsey outfits??????????/ :P
I prefer the Lady Godiva range of horsey outfits when it comes to women . hmmmm
Master of Sex
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Being one of the ones that participated in this over the weekend i figure i should make it known .. dress to the left... but when commando it just sorta has a mind of its own...
:shock: usually ending straight up :shock:
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:shock: usually ending straight up :shock:

You mean you don't have a little kink in yours ... hehehe ... don't forget I remember who stuck their hands up at a certain question .... rotflmao
Sexlightened
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What about women in horsey outfits??????????/ :P
What a wonderful thought!!!
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Quote by Wishmaster
OK guys ... an interesting topic of conversation was raised over the weekend at Tatty's BBQ while we were all chilling out in the garden ......
Which way do you dress: To the Left or to the Right
I'm left-handed so I tend to dress to the right...... of 4 left-handed men that were there 3 of us were the same .. dress to the right ........
What hand is your strongest and which way do you dress?
.......and Equi .... I know the title of this thread may have drawn you in Sparkle .... but it's not about horses.... hehehe

Fgs... i did look as well.... wow... i thought the forum had at last got civilised.... Dressage no more no less.... but i was sadly disappointed....
equi-princess xxx
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Quote by equi-princess
OK guys ... an interesting topic of conversation was raised over the weekend at Tatty's BBQ while we were all chilling out in the garden ......
Which way do you dress: To the Left or to the Right
I'm left-handed so I tend to dress to the right...... of 4 left-handed men that were there 3 of us were the same .. dress to the right ........
What hand is your strongest and which way do you dress?
.......and Equi .... I know the title of this thread may have drawn you in Sparkle .... but it's not about horses.... hehehe

Fgs... i did look as well.... wow... i thought the forum had at last got civilised.... Dressage no more no less.... but i was sadly disappointed....
equi-princess xxx
Gotcha!!!!! ......... Game is still on Sparkle........ just not in the way you thought .....
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Warming the Bed
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i dress up? although it naturally goes left more often than not.
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One day its to the left, next to the right.. Though it's more comfortable on the left