Shelf ?
SHELF ?!
Whats this bloody shelf lark, you evil quack !
Do you know where I've been over the last few days - well, do you !? You let me out to sample the beauty and softness found tucked in the fine valleys of your forum friends and barely have my feathers felt their hearts beat before I'm back on this bloody shelf again !
I want my soft nests back again and I quacking well want them now !!! I even got to ride in ripped stockings and enjoy the cooling shade found under skirts and now I'm back to the cold marble under my little ducky arse !!
Talk about a taste of honey - or honeys as you've done to me - thats TWICE you've done this to me - oooooh, I'm so quacked off now you quacking quacker........
He's really not a happy duck at the munch ending again - I think he's spoilt now !
Carpathian, with an angry quacking in his ears........