For Will

8 Dec 2003

Hey Will, noticed you crept in to the forum just as I left this morning.
Funny that
SLAP For being in here when you should be working
SLAP For being sneaky and waiting till I went out
SLAP For being in here now
SLAP For thinking this is funny - wipe that smile off your face
And in the words of Sting know this - #Every post you make- I'll be watching you# And don't think those magazines will help you - I know your sensitive areas :twisted:
Have a nice day wink

Kit
XXX

8 Dec 2003

Will
Don't stand for it - Grab some of this anti oestrogen spray courtesy od Steve - and fight back!
If you need help - come into the Fred poll thread - me and Steve are in there!
Before girlpower there was manpower! - its better and older! (and I can buy a Yorkie!)

8 Dec 2003

Before girlpower there was manpower! - its better and older! (and I can buy a Yorkie!)

Fred, rather like canals before steam trains, shouldn't that be was good in its time but gave way before faster and better methods, eventually becoming defunct?
I'd love to see someone trying to stop me buying a Yorkie! :twisted:
Poor old Fred, think you're feeling the girl power a bit. Give my best love to Wilma - she's quite a girl!
Oh, and Will? You are wanted. Step into my office, please.
Lots of love, with additional sweetness and light,
Sappho xxx

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones
Before girlpower there was manpower! - its better and older! (and I can buy a Yorkie!)

Did somebody want to buy a Yorkie? I'm quite cheap at the moment!

9 Dec 2003

Give my best love to Wilma - she's quite a girl!

Thank you Sappho :rose:
Wilma
x x x x

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Sappho
Poor old Fred, think you're feeling the girl power a bit.

Not at all "darling" two of us against 4 of them and we still can hold our own - which unfortunately you will never be able to say!
Funny how the Steam trains and Canals are still there though! Can't keep a good thing down - that is why they invented Viagra!
Will - slam the door and walk away man - their spell is broken!
Fearless Fred

9 Dec 2003

Can't keep a good thing down - that is why they invented Viagra!

Oh, silly girly moi! I thought they invented Viagra because you couldn't keep it up! How wrong can a girl be? rolleyes

9 Dec 2003

How wrong can a girl be?

I heard it was invented to stop the constant whining noise we men get in our ear - failed hasn't it! lol

9 Dec 2003

I heard it was invented to stop the constant whining noise we men get in our ear

That would be tinnitus Fred, many of the elderly and infirm are afflicted by it.
I said
THAT WOULD BE TINNITUS FRED
Kit

9 Dec 2003

Hey, now wait a minute.............

SLAP For being in here when you should be working

Fair enough confused

SLAP For being sneaky and waiting till I went out

Coincidence. I am not that sneaky (I haven't completed my course from Kat yet smile

)

SLAP For being in here now

But I wasn't!!! That really is unfair. Wasn't in here at all last night!

SLAP For thinking this is funny - wipe that smile off your face

Actually I WAS smiling. That's spooky - you obviously know me far too well in one sense - though, in my opinion, not nearly well enough in another!!! lol

Oh dear, now that is probably worth another slap.
Ermmm. I am not really here. This is a delayed action post from very early this morning, long before I was due at work. Honest.
By the way Kit, I think your hair looks lovely - have you just had it done??? :rose: I am not one of the boys who has been nasty to you, so I know you'll be nice.
This isn't working is it? sad

Knows when he is beaten (pun intended ) and bends over obediently. redface

9 Dec 2003

Will
You really must learn when to stop digging !!
Mal
wink

9 Dec 2003

Think so? :doh: Guess I just love the company in here.
Which reminds me.....
Sappho wrote:

Oh, and Will? You are wanted. Step into my office, please.

You know I can refuse you nothing my darling. worship

On my way.
Less than 30 minutes to go!!! :happy: :happy: :happy:

9 Dec 2003

Coincidence. I am not that sneaky (I haven't completed my course from Kat yet )

SLAP that's for being such a disappointment - taking a course from Kat indeed rolleyes

I had thus far believed you to be able to recognise a complete :silly: when you saw one!

But I wasn't!!! That really is unfair. Wasn't in here at all last night!

OK, fair enough, I will defer the slap for that, will this do instead? kiss

Knows when he is beaten (pun intended ) and bends over obediently.

SLAP Sorry, couldn't resist that opportunity :twisted:

You know I can refuse you nothing my darling. On my way.

Bloody Hell - you're NEVER going to get any work done today now are you? wink

Oh well, off for some retail therapy - now where did Kat leave his credit cards??
Kit
xxx