foreign languages

14 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
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He he thats got ya

Oh no it aint..........................thats Camel if ever I saw it!!
Funny looking camel Dave! lol

camels usel look like this

14 Dec 2004

English only, with a little little bit of French, Thai, and Hungarian

14 Dec 2004

I can speak fluent Cat cool

Self taught too :smug:
It's kind of English, but spoken a dozen or so octaves higher. Although the same words can mean different things, depending on what room you're in.... for instance the words "you beautiful puddy cat" said in the lounge brings on a very cute squint as a response ....... however, the same words used in the kitchen while putting the filling in a ham sandwich, brings on the scratch and claw as high up the leg as possible and don't stop until you've realised you've climbed up to the shoulder response confused

14 Dec 2004

I can speak fluent prono - oooo ahhhhh yes more harder
In reality i can speak a lttle french, german, spansih and bulgarian.
Misschief can u teach me this cat language

14 Dec 2004

I can do Australian, Canadian and American and I'm fluid at German (It improves when I've had a drink!) confused

14 Dec 2004

Quote by MikeC
I can speak fluent prono - oooo ahhhhh yes more harder
In reality i can speak a lttle french, german, spansih and bulgarian.
Misschief can u teach me this cat language

Wow! Prono and Spansih
Chirs
(see if Vix notices again...)

14 Dec 2004

Quote by MikeC
Misschief can u teach me this cat language

Sure, come round here and make me a ham sandwich :lol2:
Lesson 2 - the words "are you a hungry puddy cat" when said in the lounge, brings on a very cute squint response ........ however, the same words used while walking around the kitchen, brings on a practice your slalom by using owners legs response confused

14 Dec 2004

ops bad spelling porno and spanish.
Never mind.
I will definatly make you a ham sandwich Misschief. Do u fancy a coffee with that. Ok need one on one tution in cat language.
M

14 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief can u teach me this cat language

Sure, come round here and make me a ham sandwich :lol2:
Lesson 2 - the words "are you a hungry puddy cat" when said in the lounge, brings on a very cute squint response ........ however, the same words used while walking around the kitchen, brings on a practice your slalom by using owners legs response confused

Now I know this bloke....nifty line in good quality tights and stockings....sounds like you might be up for some replacements...
have you tried cat socks?...slip em on and the little buggers can't get a grip.

14 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief can u teach me this cat language

Sure, come round here and make me a ham sandwich :lol2:
Lesson 2 - the words "are you a hungry puddy cat" when said in the lounge, brings on a very cute squint response ........ however, the same words used while walking around the kitchen, brings on a practice your slalom by using owners legs response confused

III give you cat missy!. smackbottom

......not one bloody word of get better Debs in me post 6 months left HUH!................. Heres me bloody suffering on me last all you can do is talk bloody cat..........Debs stomps off in a huff........ stomp stomp mubbles bloody cat what ever next cough cough weeze weeze huh rolleyes

14 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
have you tried cat socks?...slip em on and the little buggers can't get a grip.

Can't say I have Dave :shock: I've just seen these, so might invest in a pair!!

although would've thought it would give the cat even better grip on me legs with the sock material :shock:

14 Dec 2004

Debbie, i dont know you but it sounds like you dont need to learn cat.
Cats mummble stomp there feet and wanders of.
Sorry for being harsh but it sounded funny
M

14 Dec 2004

aw they are cute cat socks misschief. All we need now is a pair of nickers with a pussy (cat) on the frount.
Mike

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
III give you cat missy!. ......not one bloody word of get better Debs in me post 6 months left HUH!................. Heres me bloody suffering on me last all you can do is talk bloody cat..........Debs stomps off in a huff........ stomp stomp mubbles bloody cat what ever next cough cough weeze weeze huh

Oh I nearly forgot ........... I can speak fluent 'Poorly' too :smug: Once again, the same words can have different meanings - for instance 'Awwww you poor thing, come ere and gis a kiss' would bring on a pout, sniff and a kiss .... however the same words said while smoking a cigarette would bring on a heavy handed slap response confused

Awwwww Debs kiss

:therethere:

14 Dec 2004

I suppose my name gives is away partially
Dutch - mother tongue
English - fluent, heck I have lived in the UK for nearly 9 years, time to party!
French- fluent
German-fluent
Spanish - basic
...and yes I use them all frequently in my work/private life, however have yet to find a use for them on this board

14 Dec 2004

Quote by MikeC
Debbie, i dont know you but it sounds like you dont need to learn cat.
Cats mummble stomp there feet and wanders of.
Sorry for being harsh but it sounded funny
M

....... errrrr i think that is what i was trying to imitate lol

Never mind you will get used to me! lol

14 Dec 2004

Quote by DutchDelight
I suppose my name gives is away partially
Dutch - mother tongue
English - fluent, heck I have lived in the UK for nearly 9 years, time to party!
French- fluent
German-fluent
Spanish - basic
...and yes I use them all frequently in my work/private life, however have yet to find a use for them on this board

Sprechen so Sie Deutsch. ich bin nicht sehr gut an der Rechtschreibung davon!. so welche Aufgabe machen Sie? ?.....Army??

14 Dec 2004

Quote by supersaintmattyman
just wondering if there are many people on here who speak any other languages other than english or if they don't have english as their native tongue?

I can do a reasonable job with english.... I think! redface

More seriously, I would love to be able to speak spanish, but finding the time to learn it...... rolleyes

. My french is very rusty these days, although if I attended a conversation class it would probably come back. I can vaguely remember some of the basics, so if I improved on that it would just be a case of developing my vocabulary. biggrin

14 Dec 2004

Quote by HungryP
just wondering if there are many people on here who speak any other languages other than english or if they don't have english as their native tongue?

I can do a reasonable job with english.... I think! redface

More seriously, I would love to be able to speak spanish, but finding the time to learn it...... rolleyes

. My french is very rusty these days, although if I attended a conversation class it would probably come back. I can vaguely remember some of the basics, so if I improved on that it would just be a case of developing my vocabulary. biggrin

go for it!! it will all come flooding back to you i'm sure!!! you'll give peter mandelson a run for his money with his lousy french accent!!! ;)

14 Dec 2004

Quote by supersaintmattyman
go for it!! it will all come flooding back to you i'm sure!!! you'll give peter mandelson a run for his money with his lousy french accent!!! ;)

Cheers mate, but at the moment I'm far too busy with other things :cry: . And of course, I only feel the need when I'm on holiday.... but at some stage I'll manage it. biggrin

14 Dec 2004

Quote by wildwilly
puedo hablar un espaÃ±ol pequeÃ±o, je parle aussi un petit franÃ§ais, Aber ich spricht definately kein Deutsch, wenn ich ihm helfen kann. Certo posso appena Ã¨ usando del software di traduzione libero per guardare intelligente

Using free translation software to look intelligent, eh wildwilly?
No soy tan boba como parezco. lol

14 Dec 2004

Quote by SunBunny
Using free translation software to look intelligent, eh wildwilly?
No soy tan boba como parezco.

mÃ, no yo no harÃa eso
p.s SÃ usted es.

14 Dec 2004

ofcause being English i was brought up to speak many differant languages...
American
Austrialian
new Zealandish
Canadian
to name just 4 !!!

14 Dec 2004

as an exiled manc,
im fluent in scouse,brum,tyke,english welsh
not so good at geordie,glaswegian,deep irish,anglian,cornish.
expert at cockney and manc wink

14 Dec 2004

Quote by little gem
Jeg ikke tale Dansk, jeg forstor Dansk! Mike North tale Dansk og min Kaerste er Dansk.
Min Kaerste tale Englesk, Norsk, Spansk, Tysk, Fransk, Latin og Dansk!
Does anyone know how to get the "accent" symbols for certain languages so I can write things properly? I haven't got the symbols in my word file either which is rather annoying.
:

Hej smukke gem, du dejlig pige!
If you go to control panel and click on date, time, and language options, then in language options you can get the option of the Danish keyboard. Then you can use Ã¥ Ã¦ Ã¸ as much as you like!
Mike.

14 Dec 2004

Mange Tak Mike! kiss

You'll get me in trouble for tarting with you in Danish on the boards again! lol

Hilsen fra lille pigen!

14 Dec 2004

I used to be able to speak Malay (very similar to Thai) but that was over 10 years ago.
I would like to learn Cantonese or Mandarin :shock: :shock:

14 Dec 2004

ooooh....-this is definitely a forum for me....!
i've got some good tongue twisters in danish for you:
RÃ¸d grÃ¸d med flÃ¸de( the Ã¸ is is a really deep abdominal sound, somewhere between vomitting and dying)
bissens gips bisp
og for alle nordmennene pÃ¥ forummet her, er det en gammel klassiker:
Hva heter hÃ¸yhus pÃ¥ norsk??...hytte pÃ¥ hytte pÃ¥ hytte pÃ¥ hytte pÃ¥ hytte
och jag har faktiskt en gÃ¥ng sett et skylt pÃ¥ en rull trapp i Sverige, jag tror det var i stockholm, der det var advÃ¥rt om trappen at det var " Ei upp"...-tyvÃ¤r Ã¤r beretningen sann
en francais, si tu veut dire la mÃªme que le "uuuhhmmmm" en anglais, tu dit "bof"
und auf die deutsce sprache , wenn du willst dein altheit erzÃ¤hlen, sagst du "ich BIN...-drei undtzwanzig jahre alt...-und aslo nicht, "ich habe ...-etwas jahre alt...-das ist nur auf franzÃ¸sich
no habla muy espanol, pero puedo dico si mas que un hombre espanol me comprende ....-yo creo..
latinum me in anum esse....
en polski, mam nazhedzcha dlugie y moja siostra polski, Koza, pani ma male titski.
Kalinicta

14 Dec 2004

Language's I am fluent in......
Good English
Bad English
German - no wait no............ yup I forgot that after I left school
Oooh on the plus side, I was bought a book on how to learn the Tolkien language of Elvish, it's called something else, but I don;t have it to hand.

14 Dec 2004

Ooooh and I can speak a little bit of 'horse' :smile2:
Giddy up means eat grass
Giddy up while kicking horse in sides, means walk fast, stop suddenly and...... eat grass rolleyes

Whoa means go as fast as you can and as bumpy as possible
Whoa while pulling the reins means go as fast as you can, as bumpy as possible .... but with your head tucked in rolleyes