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little__gem
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Quote by EngleDansk
ooooh....-this is definitely a forum for me....!
i've got some good tongue twisters in danish for you:
Rød grød med fløde( the ø is is a really deep abdominal sound, somewhere between vomitting and dying) I hate that noise sooooo much, I'm sure it takes extra muscles and years of training!
bissens gips bisp
og for alle nordmennene på forummet her, er det en gammel klassiker:
Hva heter høyhus på norsk??...hytte på hytte på hytte på hytte på hytte
och jag har faktiskt en gång sett et skylt på en rull trapp i Sverige, jag tror det var i stockholm, der det var advårt om trappen at det var " Ei upp"...-tyvär är beretningen sann
en francais, si tu veut dire la même que le "uuuhhmmmm" en anglais, tu dit "bof"
und auf die deutsce sprache , wenn du willst dein altheit erzählen, sagst du "ich BIN...-drei undtzwanzig jahre alt...-und aslo nicht, "ich habe ...-etwas jahre alt...-das ist nur auf franzøsich
no habla muy espanol, pero puedo dico si mas que un hombre espanol me comprende ....-yo creo..
latinum me in anum esse....
en polski, mam nazhedzcha dlugie y moja siostra polski, Koza, pani ma male titski.
Kalinicta

Blinking Nora! :shock:
I knew you were a linguist but that........... I am impressed worship
Can we have a translation now please? redface Although after a second read of the German bit I get the impression you are ripping my German attempt to pieces!
smackbottom
Bring that lovely bottom over here and get your punishment young man! :smackbottom: :twisted:
I think I shall join the Missy school of linguistics......... Dr. Doolittle style schooling sounds much more fun....... biggrin
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lol
Ice_Pie
Sex God
I am fluent in several useful languages. For example
Footballese: "Ooze the wanker in the black? That was a fuckin Greg Louganis!" translates to "I say Mr Referee, I don't believe that was actually a foul."
Drunkese: "I fuggin love ya. Nah really yer the beshtest I fuggin love ya." means "Look, I'm a bit skint, any chance of a pint?"
Womanish: "Well if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you." is Womanish for "I can't remember what you've done wrong exactly, but you're going to suffer for it anyway."
Mechanicish: "Tut tut tut, it's your floogle pin Guv, it's had it, that's why your gomble shaft is all scoggered" roughly translates to "There's fuck all wrong with this car, but you're an ignorant bastard and I'm gonna milk it for every penny."
Forumish: "The most amazing thing happened to me today" means "nothing of any consequence has happened to me for the last 20 years, but I'm going to stay at the top of the index if it kills me." biggrin
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i can speak my monther tongue (urdu)


hi and hello in arabic and luganda
and o coure english
aza
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Quote by Mark
Yeah, I can speak fluently to the French all day long. The secret is to speak English slowly and loudly, and add ment to the end of every 3rd word :thumbup:

La marque sanglante d'enfer vous vous sentant bien ! ......first temps dans les âges vus vous dans here1...so quand nous allant à la fao alors !. lol :lol: :lol: