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Formal neighbourly hello

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creativeoldme
Forum Virgin
Am new in the area, so I felt it best to pop in and say hello - I trust you'll all lend me some sugar or coffee if the need arrives
Hope to see you over the fence.
Your new neighbour.
(I thought that went very well) biggrin
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
enerale green eyes - WOW you really are super man aren't you???
Welcome to the forum creativeoldme. Hope you enjoy your stay. Watch out for the locals they are off their trolleys.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Village Bike (for sale)
Unknown User
Welcome :welcome: :shock: Tea and coffee abundant
Kinky_Lizard
Sex God
enerale green eyes


"look into my enerale green eyes ladies and you'll be all mine!" biggrin :D
Welcome COM!! :D
Can you get contact lenes in that shade???
tds
Sexpert
Quote by Kinky Lizard
enerale green eyes


"look into my enerale green eyes ladies and you'll be all mine!" biggrin :D
Welcome COM!! :D
Can you get contact lenes in that shade???
are they the same as pretty green eyes?? or is that a song? lol
Unknown User
Ener Ale green eyes???
Does Camra know about this? Is it a strong Ale?
Only joking!
Hello and Welcome!!
The coffee is on - would you like a cup?
(..... has seen all those gold blend ads --- this is all how it starts)
Hugs,
Mrs Peel
creativeoldme
Forum Virgin
Humph - me strong. Like bull.
Actually in the interest of trade description I need to add that I AM NOT ACTUALLY SUPERMAN
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by creativeoldme
I AM NOT ACTUALLY SUPERMAN

:hunk: but you are big and strong aren't you?
Please don't shatter the illusion I have of you. I can see by the time this welcome thread finishes you will be nothing but a little mouse of a man, with mousey brown hair and grey eyes. Please, Please don't tell me that ......I'm losing the will to live already.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
FredFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by Kinky Lizard
Can you get contact lenes in that shade???

WARNING!
Bad outbreak of contagius, conigeus, cuntages, ahem - NASTY spelling ahead!
Fred
Kinky_Lizard
Sex God
hahahahah!
well spotted Fred!!
You got me! biggrin
Damn!!!