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Do to a slight case of dyslexia on another thread, i'm all fired up for a rumble, anyone fancy joining in?
Keep it clean-ish, contact below the belt is allowed though wink
So, to start
Meaty ties Sarge's shoelaces together and pours cold custard into Cherrytrees knickers :twisted:
:scared:
redface sorry...
Hmmm - cold custard eh?? Mmmmmm..
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Do to a slight case of dyslexia on another thread, i'm all fired up for a rumble, anyone fancy joining in?

Eye'm moar dislexic then yoo.
duel :sparring: :hunk: :kick:
let me attem
:shock:
what on earths got into me?
bolt
Get Fb to dress up as a mistress, and dominate me. :shock: lol
With her ruler and pen in hand. :lol:
Quote by Pete_sw
what on earths got into me?
bolt

a few too many pies by the look of your avatar
*pokes pete in the eye and runs away laughing lol *
Sassy sneaks in, pours itching powder down Meaty's trousers
innocent
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what on earths got into me?
bolt

a few too many pies by the look of your avatar
*pokes pete in the eye and runs away laughing lol *
Oi :jagsatwork: I resemble that remark mad
<<< slings a rock hard pork pie at Meaties fleeing head and ducks behind the settee :bolt:
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Sassy sneaks in, pours itching powder down Meaty's trousers
innocent

I'm not wearing any wink
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Sassy sneaks in, pours itching powder down Meaty's trousers
innocent

I'm not wearing any wink
and there was me thinking it was your trousers that needed ironing :dry:
*Meaty sneakily fits some castors to Sassys zimmerframe* flipa
Opens the door, does an eggy fart and scarpers
bolt
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Opens the door, does an eggy fart and scarpers
bolt

<<<<< dons gas mask mk6 and chases M8-Me with a lit candle :lol2:
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Opens the door, does an eggy fart and scarpers
bolt

<<<<< dons gas mask mk6 and chases M8-Me with a lit candle :lol2:
Not another waxing
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Opens the door, does an eggy fart and scarpers
bolt

<<<<< dons gas mask mk6 and chases M8-Me with a lit candle :lol2:
Not another waxing
No, fart ignition ritual :twisted:
Lilac sneaks in Tunes shower & switches it to freezing cold....as if it wasnt small enough before wink
Pokes outdoor in the eye, then snogs the face off lilc when hes rubbing it redface
Ties string round the shower door handles while Lilac is turning it down to freezing cold :twisted:
puts small chair behind meaty so when he steps back.... he ..... ahem..... falls down the stairs :twisted:
takes the opportunity cop a feel as she rugby tackles splendid to the floor... :rascal:
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puts small chair behind meaty so when he steps back.... he ..... ahem..... falls down the stairs :twisted:

Hummm falling over without an orgasm....how novel
Nails Splendid to the floor so she can't get up unless she takes off all her clothes :twisted:
doesn't want to play anymore as feeling bullied sad
Escapes from the shower and nicks sassy's big nickers to keep warm
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doesn't want to play anymore as feeling bullied sad

prostrates herself at splendid's feet and humbly begs forgiveness....
whilst sneakily going for the upskirt peek!
*Borrows* Agatha and visits FB for tea and cake! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:laughabove: :laughabove:
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*Borrows* Agatha and visits FB for tea and cake! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:laughabove: :laughabove:

Wow tan thats a little below the belt.... lol
Incey wincey spider.... :giggle:
rpm cunningly wraps cling film over Tanny's toilet bowl & gaffaws when the screaming starts! :giggle:
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contact below the belt is allowed though wink

:giggle:
bolt

Im so dead when she sees?? this
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rpm cunningly wraps cling film over Tanny's toilet bowl & gaffaws when the screaming starts! :giggle:

Plays the same trick on the separate loo just before rpm goes... and puts some blue rinse in the shower head :giggle: