*skips over cowpat but grips M8-Me's ruler a little tighter before he drops to his knees into said cowpat... releases ruler and runs like fuck*
:mrgreen:
Dons a catapult and starts hitting people with jellies :twisted: :twisted:
Shouts 'Barli' and claims he's on no-mans land, because he has to nip out
bends dirtygirlie over and ties her hands so she can be spanked by everyone :twisted:
*Lines up first in the spanking queue, weilding spikey stick again, barging M8 out from 1st place, but secretly wishes it was herself that was bent over...*
grabs maz and ties her up too....... and laughs mirthlessly because she has 'control'
*feels a little faint at the thought* (good faint, mind!)
pulls out an empty biro and starts firing spit balls at everyone who mentions 'falling over' :twisted:
bends all these girlies over and gives them one from behind
Splendid gets two for using a peashooter in class.
Can breathe more clearly now and write with his nose like paraplegics do.
Pinches dawnie for being a teachers pet and telling on us
Fills Splendid spotted knickers with salami, so she has garlic bits
Wanders in after a couple of days away, then spots Maz and McDirty bent over :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lickface:
Throws a round of cream cakes, which hit Meaty, Splendid & DG
DG starts licking Splendid clean :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
stumbles round blindy till he crashes into something soft, lies there a bit stunned but grinning as the soft thing is Tans ample cleavage :mrgreen:
flicks meaty's bum with a wet towel and nicked his puppy just to watch him cry :twisted:
very very nice bum meaty, ive never perved your profile before xxxxx
Turns the fire hose on and soaks everyone
Sets himself up to arm wrestle Tankinky :giggle:
*pings M8-me's braces and runs away*