Forum problems

29 Dec 2007

Is anyone else having problems with viewing the forum all I get is the middle section streched across the page in the cafe, the other ones get smaller
ie:
worst affected is cafe, then LMU then, DOGGING and no problem in the magazine
confused

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29 Dec 2007

Nope, fine here.

29 Dec 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
Is anyone else having problems with viewing the forum all I get is the middle section streched across the page in the cafe, the other ones get smaller
ie:
worst affected is cafe, then LMU then, DOGGING and no problem in the magazine
: : : : :

That'll be the Anti UKWM update we installed!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

(No problems here BTW!!) confused

29 Dec 2007

the internet has decided, en mass, as a sentient entity that The Cafe, just for this evening is just a little too much for you... offering the Magazine as a very heavy handed (I have to say) hint to think back to a thread already seen in the Cafe...
and visit your local Public Convenience, where you may find some entertaining though soiled reading matter
Thats what I heard anyway, could be wrong
lp

29 Dec 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Is anyone else having problems with viewing the forum all I get is the middle section streched across the page in the cafe, the other ones get smaller
ie:
worst affected is cafe, then LMU then, DOGGING and no problem in the magazine
: : : : :

That'll be the Anti UKWM update we installed!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

(No problems here BTW!!) confused

oi !!

no well because I run this on my big tv I have to scale down 800x600 instead of 1024x768 or its just to small and most of the time its fine but tonight its gone a bit bonkers :silly: ok I will sort it thanks anyway :thumbup:

29 Dec 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
the internet has decided, en mass, as a sentient entity that The Cafe, just for this evening is just a little too much for you... offering the Magazine as a very heavy handed (I have to say) hint to think back to a thread already seen in the Cafe...
and visit your local Public Convenience, where you may find some entertaining though soiled reading matter
Thats what I heard anyway, could be wrong
lp

hmm getting worried about you and I agree with stormy never have a problem with clowns I love them but your avatar is a different story, reminds me of a Stephen King novel.

29 Dec 2007

I am indeed Pennywise the Dancing Clown, congratulations.... have a balloon
they alllll float...in the end
lp

29 Dec 2007

I'm a bit sluggish dunno

No :doh: I mean the site is a bit sluggish here dunno

29 Dec 2007

it was doing the same thing for me too ...odd eh

29 Dec 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
it was doing the same thing for me too ...odd eh

keep your eyes peeled for Wino down the gents
lp

29 Dec 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I'm a bit sluggish
No :doh: I mean the site is a bit sluggish here

yep... bit slow here too - me and the site! redface

29 Dec 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
it was doing the same thing for me too ...odd eh

keep your eyes peeled for Wino down the gents
lp
we don't have Gents.........we have Gates rolleyes

P.s...kill the Clown mad

29 Dec 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
P.s...kill the Clown

That clown is a bit creepy. Book was good though :scared:

29 Dec 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

P.s...kill the Clown

That clown is a bit creepy. Book was good though :scared:
I have never read any Steven King; I think it’s because they used to do all those really badly done TV specials that were just so crap it put me off for life.
Clowns though, I hate with a passion. mad

29 Dec 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

P.s...kill the Clown

That clown is a bit creepy. Book was good though :scared:
listen... I put a lot of effort into that... perhaps a little crazy with the ruff... but the hairline is all mine
gimme a break
lp

29 Dec 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
I have never read any Steven King; I think it’s because they used to do all those really badly done TV specials that were just so crap it put me off for life.

The only book he's written that translated well to film, is 'The Green Mile'. Some of them I'd refuse to watch anyway because they'd scare the sh*t out of me :cry:

30 Dec 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

I have never read any Steven King; I think it’s because they used to do all those really badly done TV specials that were just so crap it put me off for life.

The only book he's written that translated well to film, is 'The Green Mile'. Some of them I'd refuse to watch anyway because they'd scare the sh*t out of me :cry:
I didn’t even realise he wrote “The green mile” ………Oh well then maybe I’ll give the bloke a chance wink

ps
Didn’t he do a big epic think about a gunfighter, it’s been recommended to me many times, but I’ve always resisted.

30 Dec 2007

Yep, The Dark Tower series. Worth a read.

30 Dec 2007

and Shawshank

30 Dec 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Yep, The Dark Tower series. Worth a read.

thats the one....maybe i'll give em a go. biggrin

30 Dec 2007

Wassup with clowns dunno

:giggle:

30 Dec 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
Wassup with clowns
:giggle:

30 Dec 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
Wassup with clowns
:giggle:

Evil doer

30 Dec 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
Wassup with clowns
:giggle:

:thumbup:

30 Dec 2007

Poor old misunderstood hard done by downtrodden clowns of the world(or at least the forum) unite against this anti clown tyrany

30 Dec 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
and Shawshank

Stephen King - Shawshank Redemption? Did he?
That's got to go alongside 'Green Mile'. Ahead of methinks.
Some writers are better written than filmed (Ian McKewan for example)
.

30 Dec 2007

I'd jump in the old jallopy and gather the guys together and drive straight over there offering support in numbers...
but:
Last time I got out of the vehicle all the doors fell off, suspension collapsed, radiator blew... and the honking horn with a bulb to squeeze inflated and floated away... the gang just aint roadworthy...
there id spirit though
We have a bucket full of confetti at the ready
lp

30 Dec 2007

Quote by westerross
and Shawshank

Stephen King - Shawshank Redemption? Did he?
That's got to go alongside 'Green Mile'. Ahead of methinks.
Some writers are better written than filmed (Ian McKewan for example)
.
Nooooo Green Mile is better than Shawshank. Then again, The Shawshank Redemption was only from a short story.
I'm enjoying 'Atonement' just now.

30 Dec 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
I'd jump in the old jallopy and gather the guys together and drive straight over there offering support in numbers...
but:
Last time I got out of the vehicle all the doors fell off, suspension collapsed, radiator blew... and the honking horn with a bulb to squeeze inflated and floated away... the gang just aint roadworthy...
there id spirit though
We have a bucket full of confetti at the ready
lp

Perhaps we could sneak up on her and get her with a squirty flower type thingy ;-)

30 Dec 2007