Fred has been a naughty boy!

8 Dec 2003

Can't believe that Steve chickened out..
CHICKEN!!

8 Dec 2003

I aint that fuckin daft!!

8 Dec 2003

but somehow I forgot

So THAT was all your fault too! Kat did mention he had asked you to remind him, but I was giving you the benefit of the doubt! :twisted: NOW I'm cross with you! And as for trying to sweet talk me when you should be tending to Wilma's needs - shame on you!
Where is my cheese grater.......
kit
XXX

8 Dec 2003

Yeah - go man - RUN!
That's one in the eye for those bloody feminists!
Glad someone is still on my side!

8 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
I aint that fuckin daft!!

What makes you think that????

8 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
So THAT was all your fault too! Kat did mention he had asked you to remind him, but I was giving you the benefit of the doubt! :twisted: NOW I'm cross with you! And as for trying to sweet talk me when you should be tending to Wilma's needs - shame on you!
Where is my cheese grater.......
kit
XXX

Hey! - Excuse me! - not my fault! - been a litle preoccupied trying to save my ass here! All he had to do was remember one miserable compliment that we had to write down on a piece of paper for him!

8 Dec 2003

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Men on the run!!!! LOVE IT x xx

8 Dec 2003

This is sooooooooooo much fun! Girl Power

:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
I've sorted Kat out -
I've given him some cash, sent him off down the pub and told him not to come back till the morning. Just so that I can concentrate on Fred for you.
Kit
xxx

8 Dec 2003

Hey! - Excuse me! - not my fault!

:cry: Oh you poor dear :cry: Let me see if that has made all the difference and made me forgive you completly.
um - nope!
kit

8 Dec 2003

*Steve opens utility belt and hands Fred a can of estrogen repellent* :x
Ok mate, which one of these uppity women shall we sort out first? Give em the vote and they think they own the bloody place!
Where did you want that vote again? 8)

8 Dec 2003

Welllllll..............
May as well get hung for a sheep as a lamb...........
Kit.....
Did the hairdresser give you a pair of knickers to go with that haircut?
Coz she seemed to have made a right C**t of it!
Wot?
I only said wot all the fellas were thinking!
How much?
You woz robbed!
Yah boo sucks! - dont scare me - i'm pissed!
Fred (hic)

8 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
*Steve opens utility belt and hands Fred a can of estrogen repellent* :x
Ok mate, which one of these uppity women shall we sort out first? Give em the vote and they think they own the bloody place!
Where did you want that vote again? 8)

You want to join Fred???
KIT.. need a hand here, got a couple of boys here who think they are men... want to play????
x

8 Dec 2003

might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb

You like Sheep don't you Fred?
Are you gonna tell them or shall I??
Love
PBFH
aka Wilma
X X X X

8 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
*Steve opens utility belt and hands Fred a can of estrogen repellent* :x
Ok mate, which one of these uppity women shall we sort out first? Give em the vote and they think they own the bloody place!
Where did you want that vote again? 8)

*Pulls underpants on over trousers*
Right Steve - point of no return there - INCOMING!
Start on Kit - Kat ain't here!
Lets GO!

8 Dec 2003

KIT.. need a hand here, got a couple of boys here who think they are men... want to play????

Steve - I'll take this girlie!

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
You want to join Fred???

Bring it on!!

Quote by Wilma
You like Sheep don't you Fred?

Partial to a bit of roast lamb myself......when are you next in the kitchen?

8 Dec 2003

KIT.. need a hand here, got a couple of boys here who think they are men... want to play????

Can I join you ladies. Not that you need any help but I may have some inside info for you.
wink

:wink:
Wilma

8 Dec 2003

KIT.. need a hand here, got a couple of boys here who think they are men... want to play????

Not sure if it is worth my trouble for someone who cannot spell oestrogen. But what the heck! got nothing better to do with Kat off down the pub.

You like Sheep don't you Fred? Are you gonna tell them or shall I??

You tell - he would only embelish! BTW Did he mean hung for a sheep - or hung LIKE a sheep?

Start on Kit

Lambs to the slaughter rolleyes

Kit
xxx

8 Dec 2003

Steve wrote:

......when are you next in the kitchen?

And this insult comes from a man who wears a skirt !!!
PBFH
x x x

8 Dec 2003

Wayhey!
Now leave the toilet seat up, put the paper doillies in the bin and remove those f**king smelly things from the wall sockets and throw em in the bin.
We are gaining ground Steve!
Get back in the kitchen Wilma - your burning the plastic pizza again! (She is to cooking what Myra Hyndley was to babysitting!)
Give us another spray of that stuff Steve!

8 Dec 2003

Found Fred skulking outside:

Before girlpower there was manpower! - its better and older! (and I can buy a Yorkie!)

But can you get the wrapper off? that nasty sharp paper giving those horrible wittle itsy bitsy cuts.
Kit

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Wilma
And this insult comes from a man who wears a skirt !!!

Hey Jags, seen what one of your comrades is calling your national dress? :shock:

8 Dec 2003

Baa Baa Freddie
Have you any Balls
Yes hun Yes Hun
3 bags full
I for Kit the master
1 for jags the Dame
1 left for blue - who is gonna win the game
Hee hee
Wilma

8 Dec 2003

Can you put a wooly hat on please Kit - cannot stop laughing at your hair hun!
How much again?
At least in the old days the bandits had the manners to wear masks!

8 Dec 2003

But can you get the wrapper off? that nasty sharp paper giving those horrible wittle itsy bitsy cuts.

You dont get it do you? Real men eat it wrapper and all, it is only you girlies that need to take the wrapper off!

8 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
And this insult comes from a man who wears a skirt !!!

Hey Jags, seen what one of your comrades is calling your national dress? :shock:
I will not rise to that comment - If Jags had seen you in it I am sure she would agree that you did her comrades a great dis service!!! How long is a kilt supposed to be????
PBFH
x x x x

8 Dec 2003

On a man - It is a kilt, to be worn proudly by warrior poets.
On you Steve - girly dress

cannot stop laughing at your hair hun!

Fred, I am well aware that you are known for your baaaad taste. The expression "You are pissing in to the wind" springs to mind!
Kit

8 Dec 2003

*hands a tissue to Kit*
You crying hun?
No - I was not being cruel hun - it does look a mess! Did you pay to have those black and grey roots put in like that - looks great!
I also notice the carpet and curtains don't match.
Oh floorboards? - You got woodworm hun!

8 Dec 2003

Couple from Oxfordshire. One is Kit, one is Kat, which is which - The lady always comes first.

Selfish git!!

8 Dec 2003

Go Girl! love the poem!
Fred, I am afraid you are sounding like your meat and two veg is more of a tictac with two mint imperials, base insults are just another form of penis substitute for the phallicly challenged.
The greater the attempts at insults - the smaller the penis, it is one of lifes great truths.
Kit

How should Fred be punished?