Dammit!! Give myself a night off from the Forum and look what happens? I miss one of the busiest and best nights for ages!!
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Fred has been a naughty boy!
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I don't need to use a strap-on to subdue Fred - though I have to concede he does deserve it and I could make a fortune from selling the tickets to view!! Now there's a thought.........
Front row seat for me please Jags. Any price - it will be worth it.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Wilma
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Sex God
Ok ladies you have had your fun, and I have had a LOT of stick from the other guys for not helping them out. Let's get a few more votes for bluexxx, just so that you can see how scared Fred really is, then we can all kiss and make up. Right?
I am right, aren't I?
You wouldn't really want to hurt him now would you?
(FRED - IF YOU'RE READING THIS, DON'T SAY A WORD, YOU'LL ONLY GO AND BLOW IT. iF YOU ARE GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS IT NEEDS TO BE HANDLED SENSITIVELY).
:evil:
Now Wilma, let me pour you another glass of wine. Sitting comfortably?
I am right, aren't I?
You wouldn't really want to hurt him now would you?
(FRED - IF YOU'RE READING THIS, DON'T SAY A WORD, YOU'LL ONLY GO AND BLOW IT. iF YOU ARE GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS IT NEEDS TO BE HANDLED SENSITIVELY).
:evil: Now Wilma, let me pour you another glass of wine. Sitting comfortably?
Sex God
Sorry, I hate to be pedantic (actually I don't), but jags is currently neck and neck with the bi-male (so to speak !! :shock: ), and bluexxx is only one vote behind you both. :eeek:
Not surprising that Fred has gone strangely quiet. Quivering in the corner like a nervous wreck.
I know what, as it's Christmas - frighten him with bluexxx and the strapon and then, as a surprise, fling him into the room full of nymphomaniacs with maple syrup spread all over his private parts. :P
Not surprising that Fred has gone strangely quiet. Quivering in the corner like a nervous wreck.
I know what, as it's Christmas - frighten him with bluexxx and the strapon and then, as a surprise, fling him into the room full of nymphomaniacs with maple syrup spread all over his private parts. :P
Sex God
By the way, Fred. Bi-males are in the lead now. RUN FRED, RUN!!!!
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Now Wilma, let me pour you another glass of wine. Sitting comfortably?
Oh Will, how sweet of you. Shall I open you a yorkie?
I am sitting comfortably and may close the vote early as I am becoming impatient.
Might give it until at least 10pm tonight.
(hurries off to chatroom to recruit voters - hee hee)
Love
Wilma
xxxxx
*Kat wanders in without a care in the world*
Hi, anyone seen Fred, I hear he was looking for me?
Oh well, can't be anything important. Tell him I said hello.
*And wanders out again humming softly to himself
Fred fell in to a burning ring of fire,
Went down, down, down,
And the flames went higher,
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire,
The ring of fire.*
lhk
Kat
Hi, anyone seen Fred, I hear he was looking for me?
Oh well, can't be anything important. Tell him I said hello.
*And wanders out again humming softly to himself
Fred fell in to a burning ring of fire,
Went down, down, down,
And the flames went higher,
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire,
The ring of fire.*
lhk
Kat
Sex God
FRED!! Leave this to me!
Wilma . Now your glass is empty again sweetie-pie. There we go. Now I know, that Fred has been a bit naughty but, you know, boys will be boys an I am sure that he meant nothing by it. :kiss:
After all, you've not been yourself and you don't want to ruin a beautiful relationship by being rash now do you?
So I am sure that Fred will give you a nice massage (shut up, Fred!), pour you yet more wine and then have a quick tidy up round the house while you have an early night. (SHUT UP! FRED!!!! :evil: ).
Right then. Tell the bi-males that they don't need to vote, let bluexxx know that she can keep her weapons hidden and Jags knows that we all love her really.
Phew!
This diplomacy is pretty tiring.
Give Fred a nice kiss and then it will all be over. ( :evil: Fred and Steve, you say ONE word and I will let them do their worst!!!!)
Wilma
. Now your glass is empty again sweetie-pie. There we go. Now I know, that Fred has been a bit naughty but, you know, boys will be boys an I am sure that he meant nothing by it. :kiss:After all, you've not been yourself and you don't want to ruin a beautiful relationship by being rash now do you?
So I am sure that Fred will give you a nice massage (shut up, Fred!), pour you yet more wine and then have a quick tidy up round the house while you have an early night. (SHUT UP! FRED!!!! :evil: ).
Right then. Tell the bi-males that they don't need to vote, let bluexxx know that she can keep her weapons hidden and Jags knows that we all love her really.
Phew!
This diplomacy is pretty tiring.Give Fred a nice kiss and then it will all be over. ( :evil: Fred and Steve, you say ONE word and I will let them do their worst!!!!)
Sex God
Kat - you're not helping (but somehow I don't think you thought you were ! ).
On the contrary, I think that Wilma is a most perceptive lady who is also above petty revenge. There is no doubt that she was dreadfully wronged (oh DO shut up Fred - you're trying my patience now!), but she is also not well and it's not worth making herself even more ill over. I am sure that she deserves something to soothe her. After all, we all feel better with a nice drink don't we. (Which reminds me, my glass is empty.....).
I am sure that Wilma is intelligent enough to see reason and generous enough to find forgiveness. Of course, KAT might think that all women are dizzy and stupid and easily fooled, but he is entitled to his opinion and I am sure that the ladies would LOVE to put him right. Of course, he may have been joking. Mind you, he did look pretty serious!! :twisted:
Right, off to topup my G&T. I expect it to be all sweetness and light when I get back. Oh Kat, I wouldn't sit there, that Wilma's place!!!
).On the contrary, I think that Wilma is a most perceptive lady who is also above petty revenge. There is no doubt that she was dreadfully wronged (oh DO shut up Fred - you're trying my patience now!), but she is also not well and it's not worth making herself even more ill over. I am sure that she deserves something to soothe her. After all, we all feel better with a nice drink don't we. (Which reminds me, my glass is empty.....).
I am sure that Wilma is intelligent enough to see reason and generous enough to find forgiveness. Of course, KAT might think that all women are dizzy and stupid and easily fooled, but he is entitled to his opinion and I am sure that the ladies would LOVE to put him right. Of course, he may have been joking. Mind you, he did look pretty serious!! :twisted:
Right, off to topup my G&T. I expect it to be all sweetness and light when I get back. Oh Kat, I wouldn't sit there, that Wilma's place!!!
Oh Will, Will, Will
Will you ever learn?
I am no push over hunny as sweet as you may sound.
You are trying my patience and could end up in the pile of poop Fred is in.
Bring it on ! I'm off to grease Fred up ready for the cuming of the bi male!
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Will you ever learn?
I am no push over hunny as sweet as you may sound.
You are trying my patience and could end up in the pile of poop Fred is in.
Bring it on ! I'm off to grease Fred up ready for the cuming of the bi male!
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
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Kit
xxx
too many G&T's methinks!
Kat - you're not helping (but somehow I don't think you thought you were ! ).Ahem, beats me how you can even hope to get round Wilma, when you can't tell the difference between Kit and Kat
Kit
xxx
too many G&T's methinks!
Sex God
Me thinks Will is confusing his kit and kat
Oh shit!! You're right. And there was me trying to help.
Sex God
You know, I much preferred it when I was dishing out wine and massages. That's what I am best at. Then I saw a fellow male in trouble (albeit of his own making), so thought I would try and help out by getting you ladies all nice and soothed and then appealing to your better nature.Then I go and stuff up on names!!!!
:x I am a nice guy really, and every time I help someone else I end up getting myself in trouble.
Time for a diversionary tactic by creating a new thread. :shock:
Fred, if I ever get out of this you owe me - BIG TIME!
Sappho - I am going to need LOTS of soothing in the morning!!
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