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Quote by fluff_n_stuff
My fecking kids walked in on me getting a lovely tongue-lashing from my hubby this morning, right at the crucial moment too. I think my son thought mummy was dying and he cried when hubby yelled at him to get out redface Maybe he'll know to knock or cough loudly first next time? Then again, probably not.

:shock: :therethere: rotflmao Time for a lock on the bedroom door maybe confused: (and please tell me it was only one of them, not all of them)
Quote by Firestorm_09
My fecking kids walked in on me getting a lovely tongue-lashing from my hubby this morning, right at the crucial moment too. I think my son thought mummy was dying and he cried when hubby yelled at him to get out redface Maybe he'll know to knock or cough loudly first next time? Then again, probably not.

:shock: :therethere: rotflmao Time for a lock on the bedroom door maybe confused: (and please tell me it was only one of them, not all of them)
The smallest one and I think the next one up was right behind him. I'll make sure the bolt goes on tonight but gawd knows if I'll remember to use it rolleyes
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
My fecking kids walked in on me getting a lovely tongue-lashing from my hubby this morning, right at the crucial moment too. I think my son thought mummy was dying and he cried when hubby yelled at him to get out redface Maybe he'll know to knock or cough loudly first next time? Then again, probably not.

:shock: :therethere: rotflmao Time for a lock on the bedroom door maybe confused: (and please tell me it was only one of them, not all of them)
The smallest one and I think the next one up was right behind him. I'll make sure the bolt goes on tonight but gawd knows if I'll remember to use it rolleyes
:giggle: sorry i shouldnt giggle so much at that i know but..... :giggle:
Quote by Firestorm_09
My fecking kids walked in on me getting a lovely tongue-lashing from my hubby this morning, right at the crucial moment too. I think my son thought mummy was dying and he cried when hubby yelled at him to get out redface Maybe he'll know to knock or cough loudly first next time? Then again, probably not.

:shock: :therethere: rotflmao Time for a lock on the bedroom door maybe confused: (and please tell me it was only one of them, not all of them)
The smallest one and I think the next one up was right behind him. I'll make sure the bolt goes on tonight but gawd knows if I'll remember to use it rolleyes
:giggle: sorry i shouldnt giggle so much at that i know but..... :giggle:
:giggle: did they think you were going to heaven when you shouted 'Oh God I'm coming' :giggle:
Quote by mancunian
My fecking kids walked in on me getting a lovely tongue-lashing from my hubby this morning, right at the crucial moment too. I think my son thought mummy was dying and he cried when hubby yelled at him to get out redface Maybe he'll know to knock or cough loudly first next time? Then again, probably not.

:shock: :therethere: rotflmao Time for a lock on the bedroom door maybe confused: (and please tell me it was only one of them, not all of them)
The smallest one and I think the next one up was right behind him. I'll make sure the bolt goes on tonight but gawd knows if I'll remember to use it rolleyes
:giggle: sorry i shouldnt giggle so much at that i know but..... :giggle:
:giggle: did they think you were going to heaven when you shouted 'Oh God I'm coming' :giggle:
:laughabove:
Mr Stuff is going for an steroid injection into his vertebral disc tomorrow, so who knows how long it'll be before I have to worry about the bolt on the door (cos it still hasn't been done sad). Get better soon hunny :inlove: passionkiss
Good luck stuff!
Five hundered 'kin hell thats like loads
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Mr Stuff is going for an steroid injection into his vertebral disc tomorrow, so who knows how long it'll be before I have to worry about the bolt on the door (cos it still hasn't been done sad). Get better soon hunny :inlove: passionkiss

Hope all goes well Stuff - and in the kindest possible way - i hope it hurts like hell but you feel better quickly :therethere:
Quote by Firestorm_09
Mr Stuff is going for an steroid injection into his vertebral disc tomorrow, so who knows how long it'll be before I have to worry about the bolt on the door (cos it still hasn't been done sad). Get better soon hunny :inlove: passionkiss

Hope all goes well Stuff - and in the kindest possible way - i hope it hurts like hell but you feel better quickly :therethere:
Well it's come round and he's just had his last cup of coffee. He's been waiting since the end of April and now all he wants to do is hide in his bed and let someone else go in his place. It's not the firing squad! rolleyes Although it seems very similar :therethere:
(((hugs))) mr stuff. xx--xx
S'whats going/gone on then? Is Stuff OK?
Mr Stuff is fine although more than a little disillusioned with the cure promised by the man with the big needle. The back pain is now worse but maybe due to the injection and will wear off fingers crossed.
Hoping so Fluff - give our best to the old man would you :d
Thankyou for your good wishes, he's being a man about it (ie playing for sympathy but soldiering on <sigh>). Now then, anyone for lively, jumping from the wardrobe-type sex :rascal:
is he ready 4 that yet? lol
Doubt it, that's why I asked the Forum :giggle:.
Which outfit do you prefer Batman or Superman for when I leap off the wardrobe?
Are they both neck to toe coverage? Think I'd prefer something easier to take off :rascal:
They are fastened with velcro. Would that come off quick enough for you?
Just make sure theres a lock on the bedroom door this time, wouldnt want the kids walking in and thinking superman does exist lol
Just be careful of our very low ceilings wink
Perhaps Spideran is a better choice. I could entangle you in my web. wink
Oooh I quite fancy being tied up and eaten :twisted:
Ooooooooooooooo
I'll tangle you in my web and eat you till you wriggle and squeal, and then some.
Grabs warm chocolate bar :twisted:
Mmmm chocolate..............sorry got lost there. You were saying..........? Oh yes wriggling and squealing redface Can you breathe through your ears?
I'd breath through my bum if I had to wink
What are you two like, I can feel the heat bubbling, someone turn down the oven a little. off for a cold shower lol
Who knows, we may be a dangerous combination if put together innocent
Light the blue touch paper and retire to a safe distance......
Do I need to close my eyes and put my fingers in my ears? lol