Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

free and easy!

last reply
404 replies
13.8k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Unknown User
imagine if i'm really really cross, you should do more than duck, my advice would be to move to the next county :giggle:
mancunian
Sex God
I should be safe here north of the Thames. :giggle:
Mark_July
Orgasminator
I should be safe too..im far from a fantastically happy place!....
Unknown User
Awww Mark, you should come to happy, sunny Kent!
mancunian
Sex God
Quote by Mark_July
I should be safe too..im far from a fantastically happy place!....

What a line, filled with humour and sadness at the same time. biggrin :cry:
Man down Ladies, Man in need of help, and a belt.
Return ticket to Kent International I think.
(was RAF Manston when I first knew of it. Flew in there twice too.) smile
Unknown User
Most locals still call it Manston Airport
Wotsup Mark??
(oh and fluff wots with the sunny bit on ya last post, i'm only 5 mins down the road from you and its been peeing it down all day :shock: )
Unknown User
Quote by Firestorm_09
Most locals still call it Manston Airport
Wotsup Mark??
(oh and fluff wots with the sunny bit on ya last post, i'm only 5 mins down the road from you and its been peeing it down all day :shock: )

I had the sun in my heart today Fire :rascal:
Unknown User
Ahhhhhhh rub it in why dont ya :evil2:
Unknown User
Don't begrudge me a little fun, Fire, I don't have a big 'ed! :evil2:
Unknown User
:giggle:
Unknown User
My post office is very quiet today, I hope the CWU are happy with their actions rolleyes
Unknown User
i've just had our post delivered a few minutes ago .
Unknown User
You may not get any tomorrow though rolleyes
mancunian
Sex God
we sent our post early, however a parcel we are expecting hasn't yet arrived.
Unknown User
Quote by Kaznkev
kevs costume for halloween was too late cos of the strike,i had mine tho, biggrin and when he saw me in it he said
youre not catching the trainn dressed like that are you!
honestly a you look nice would have done!

I hope you're going to put the photos on your profile ;)
Unknown User
Quote by Kaznkev
kevs costume for halloween was too late cos of the strike,i had mine tho, biggrin and when he saw me in it he said
youre not catching the trainn dressed like that are you!
honestly a you look nice would have done!

I hope you're going to put the photos on your profile ;)
its a little revealing,every time i tried to straighten my stockings you saw my stairway to heaven lol
That's just the kind of pictures we like :rascal:
Unknown User
Ditto! rolleyes
Unknown User
Does anyone know if there's a dvd available that specifically gives exercises which will improve muscle tone for sexual activities? :twisted: I thought about it as my next money-making scheme, so what do you think?
Unknown User
Well my muscle tone and stamina could do with improving, so I'll do the before and after on myself. Who wants to be the one to judge the efficacy of my actions? And who wants to be the 'control'? Please form an orderly queue.
mancunian
Sex God
Kegal Exercises Fluff are what you want and I'll gladly insert the gadget that does the job.
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Does anyone know if there's a dvd available that specifically gives exercises which will improve muscle tone for sexual activities? :twisted: I thought about it as my next money-making scheme, so what do you think?

Pelvic floor exercises dunno
Works for me. lol
Unknown User
I was thinking more of exercising thigh muscles for when I ride on top, etc. But Manc, I may have to try your 'special probe' (purely in the interests of research, you understand) :rascal:
mancunian
Sex God
Horse riding is good for thighs, bums, and pelvic floor too.
Fun as it is I prefer the other options. Though a roll in the hay would be rather good, don't you think?
Unknown User
Oooh a roll in the hay would be so much more fun if it weren't baled, does anyone know of a barn full of loose hay?
mancunian
Sex God
Oh I know where it is. I have annual ticket. there's quite a few places there where your imagination can have a day out too. wink
Fluff will just have to Google it or fly up to Newcastle.
mancunian
Sex God
Not that I know of. It's probably one of the few places that your cam wont work.
Unknown User
And why not, the imagination can conjure up filth that isn't physically possible IRL.
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Can you name a blue food (blue cheese does not count)

If there is a blue food item it is nothing nature has provided as a million years ago, when our earliest ancestors were foraging for food, blue, purple and black were color warning signs of potentially lethal food.
I have heard that blue is an appetite suppressant and if you dish up a dinner on a blue plate you would eat less of what is on the plate.
So if you wanted to lose a lot of weight, dye all your food blue? :shock:
Running out to buy blue food dye, gotta be cheaper than the gym smile
Unknown User
I am so fucking horny I feel like I'm going to burst. But instead I have to go fetch my kids from school sad.
How do you distract yourself in such situations?
Unknown User
Give me your number, stop the car somewhere quite and put your hands down your pants and let old third man help you relieve the tension :twisted: