free and easy!

17 Nov 2009

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I am so fucking horny I feel like I'm going to burst. But instead I have to go fetch my kids from school .
How do you distract yourself in such situations?

The Jeremy Kyle show.
Five minutes of that and I feel about as erotic as a dustbin.

17 Nov 2009

Quote by Resonance
I am so fucking horny I feel like I'm going to burst. But instead I have to go fetch my kids from school .
How do you distract yourself in such situations?

The Jeremy Kyle show.
Five minutes of that and I feel about as erotic as a dustbin.
After 6 minutes, I'd be reaching for a razor blade rolleyes

Still horny btw.

17 Nov 2009

That's very true! I could read you some of my erotic poetry Fluff, you'd love it... You'd be gasping and moist in your seat...
"Take mine hand and feel my loin,
It's not that big for a chap's groin,
Ergo, my stiffy, thrust unto ye!
"I'm feeling fecking horny! Won't ya just do me!"
Alas, my life is woe'd with morose
For Fluff is so far, and yet not so close.
See? It's a shoe in for the literary prize for shit erotic poetry.

17 Nov 2009

Quote by Resonance
That's very true! I could read you some of my erotic poetry Fluff, you'd love it... You'd be gasping and moist in your seat...
"Take mine hand and feel my loin,
It's not that big for a chap's groin,
Ergo, my stiffy, thrust unto ye!
"I'm feeling fecking horny! Won't ya just do me!"
Alas, my life is woe'd with morose
For Fluff is so far, and yet not so close.
See? It's a shoe in for the literary prize for shit erotic poetry.

:laughabove:

17 Nov 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
there was a young girl called fluff
who said Ive had enough!
The teas in the dog,the kids are in bed
Im going to tie res up and bounce on his head

Ooh a young girl! :inlove:
But I don't have a dog.
I'm sure I could borrow one :twisted:

18 Nov 2009

I'm sure some one would lend you a dog.
Tan kinki perhaps so that she can have her bed back for shagging as it must be uncomfortable constantly shagging on the floor as the dogs got the bed.

19 Nov 2009

Is it more legitimate to go dogging if you actually take a dog with you? Will the RSPCA prosecute if they find you've tied it to a car bumper for the duration? And will the dog be traumatised by what it witnesses? Let's not even mention bolt

27 Nov 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
when ppl mess me around i can cope,
but the fact others,including someone i would not piss off for the world are going to be fucked over and pissed off and prrobably blame me
i am so mad and sad right now

I've been where you are and know how frustrating it is. I can only say it will all come out in the wash, and a true friend will eventually listen to what you say. Patience is all I can suggest, but I know how difficult it is to find sometimes. kiss

27 Nov 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
ty fluff
normal service resumed ,lesson learnt,and person i was most concerned about fine.
So is there anything gd on tele tonight?

Glad thats all sorted
Celebrity anyone?

27 Nov 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
there was a young girl called fluff
who said Ive had enough!
The teas in the dog,the kids are in bed
Im going to tie res up and bounce on his head

But young Rez apprehended Mrs Fluff,
And said that he'd had quite enough,
He took out his spanker,
The dirty old wanker,
And stuffed spuff inside gruff Fluff's muff.

27 Nov 2009

I'm in tonight, but I'm gonna make up for it tomorrow :bounce:
Oh, and Res, the invitation to become the next poet laureate is in the post. :giggle:

23 Dec 2009

My vocallt orgasmic neighbour has moved out, however the owner has moved back.
She has long legs, wears thongs and bend sover to load her car.

24 Dec 2009

Oooh Manc, I'd love a neighbour like that. Most of mine are retired sad

26 Dec 2009

did you

that cream yourself :twisted:

27 Dec 2009

Do you have anyonr particulr in mind? :twisted:

28 Dec 2009

I do believe he's taking you on a little outing

31 Dec 2009

Shall we go and find out together?

3 Jan 2010

I went to a place I've never been before and it was beautiful.
What of your journey.

31 Jan 2010

Quote by mrs-cream123
Did you know, carrots haven't always been orange? The Dutch (I think) turned carrots the orange colour they are now. Before them being orange, they were purple.
Anyone else watching Something for the Weekend? :lol2:

:shock: I wonder if we could change puple cabbages, orange the same way.
It is said that a lot of children eat things beacuse of their appeal in colour, it could make them see cabbages as more appealing if they were orange! dunno

Hmmmmmm food for thought :haha:
This is true :-)wouldnt it be better if they in the colour of chocolate then...lol

31 Jan 2010

Quote by Imapleasantguy
Did you know, carrots haven't always been orange? The Dutch (I think) turned carrots the orange colour they are now. Before them being orange, they were purple.
Anyone else watching Something for the Weekend? :lol2:

:shock: I wonder if we could change puple cabbages, orange the same way.
It is said that a lot of children eat things beacuse of their appeal in colour, it could make them see cabbages as more appealing if they were orange! dunno

Hmmmmmm food for thought :haha:
This is true :-)wouldnt it be better if they in the colour of chocolate then...lol
Especially if they tasted of...........
Chocolate :lol:

31 Jan 2010

i heard , if you get a natural sea sponge (think in its live stage not dryed) and chop it up into hundreds of pieces, in time the pieces all come back together. Also if you did it with a few and mixed them all up , they would go back to there original sponge.... dont try this at home kids...lol, and it sounds cruel in away...lol

31 Jan 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
i heard , if you get a natural sea sponge (think in its live stage not dryed) and chop it up into hundreds of pieces, in time the pieces all come back together. Also if you did it with a few and mixed them all up , they would go back to there original sponge.... dont try this at home kids...lol, and it sounds cruel in away...lol

Im calling the rspcs on you! if it works can you message me ?Dont think it works with my car sponge...lol

31 Jan 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Did you know, carrots haven't always been orange? The Dutch (I think) turned carrots the orange colour they are now. Before them being orange, they were purple.
Anyone else watching Something for the Weekend? :lol2:

:shock: I wonder if we could change puple cabbages, orange the same way.
It is said that a lot of children eat things beacuse of their appeal in colour, it could make them see cabbages as more appealing if they were orange! dunno

Hmmmmmm food for thought :haha:
This is true :-)wouldnt it be better if they in the colour of chocolate then...lol
Especially if they tasted of...........
Chocolate :lol:
You just have a one track mind, dont you. :lol:

31 Jan 2010

Quote by mancunian
Did you know, carrots haven't always been orange? The Dutch (I think) turned carrots the orange colour they are now. Before them being orange, they were purple.
Anyone else watching Something for the Weekend? :lol2:

:shock: I wonder if we could change puple cabbages, orange the same way.
It is said that a lot of children eat things beacuse of their appeal in colour, it could make them see cabbages as more appealing if they were orange! dunno

Hmmmmmm food for thought :haha:
This is true :-)wouldnt it be better if they in the colour of chocolate then...lol
Especially if they tasted of...........
Chocolate :lol:
You just have a one track mind, dont you. :lol:mmmmmm chocolate

1 Feb 2010

I have a 2-track mind, I'll have you know. Chocolate and sex! :twisted:

1 Feb 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
I have a 2-track mind, I'll have you know. Chocolate and sex! :twisted:

if you combine your two interests wouldnt it be more fun? :twisted:
Oooh Kaz, great minds............

1 Feb 2010

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I have a 2-track mind, I'll have you know. Chocolate and sex! :twisted:

if you combine your two interests wouldnt it be more fun? :twisted:
Oooh Kaz, great minds............
Looks like I'm going to need a lot of chocolate if I join you boh in Kent. Both for myself and two bi ladies :twisted:

1 Feb 2010

Sounds too good to be true.
Is it secluded as 'darn sarf' is very populated.

1 Feb 2010

Not where Fluff lives it aint wink

2 Feb 2010

Fire, won't you join our little party? I know how you feel about chocolate and sex innocent