Sex God
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Orgasminator
Quote by Kaznkevhave you got a nice forrest, or is it all smooth, and if you take the chocolate into the forrest, wont you get a chocolate log...lol
Why dont you all head up here,lovely countryside, nice forests too,
Sex God
Have you been deforested? 
Sex God
Does it require the application of soothing liquids, this after care business?
Sex God
Oooooooo get the soothing stuff I'm coming
and leaking
and leaking
Orgasminator
You might need more than that flannel, get the bath sheet..lol
Orgasminator
Im all dor a good squirter, let them fingers do there work....nice
Orgasminator
might need a paddeling pool..lol or a shower tray
And on top of all my other issues, the kids are off school for a week 
Sex God
And I'm looking forward to missing the log jam that school run causes.
Orgasminator
Quote by Kaznkev
And I'm looking forward to missing the log jam that school run causes.
You river raft to work?lol , go with the flow, until you have to paddle up shit creek.. lol
Sex God
When I cause a flow, there's only one way to go, down!
Sex God
A bit like potholing, as far down as possible, then as deep as I can.
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A 'wetsuit'
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
i just bought my first pair of high heels ,
Well i wanted to tell someone and i cant really phone kev at work and say "i just bought a pair or red 6 inch heel fuck me shoes"
Whyever not? Is his phone tapped? :lol:
ohh shall i be evil and disctract him ? :lol:
poor thing doesnt finish till 8 tonight :twisted:
Go on call him, and torment him.
I know about the killer heels and it's tormenting me :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
i just bought my first pair of high heels ,
Well i wanted to tell someone and i cant really phone kev at work and say "i just bought a pair or red 6 inch heel fuck me shoes"
Whyever not? Is his phone tapped? :lol:
ohh shall i be evil and disctract him ? :lol:
poor thing doesnt finish till 8 tonight :twisted:
Go on call him, and torment him.
I know about the killer heels and it's tormenting me :lol:
Why do you think i bought them :twisted:
No im gonna surpise him when he gets home
Red...........ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm :love:
Orgasminator
are we going to see you in them, and is it lingerie to match
Sex God
Blimey as if the thought of the shoes wasn't enough, now matching lingerie.
Hell I need a cold shower, I'm getting needy.
Hell I need a cold shower, I'm getting needy.
Sex God
Quote by mancunian
Blimey as if the thought of the shoes wasn't enough, now matching lingerie.
Hell I need a cold shower, I'm getting needy.
What is it about men and shoes?! :twisted:
Orgasminator
there up lifting.... lol
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Blimey as if the thought of the shoes wasn't enough, now matching lingerie.
Hell I need a cold shower, I'm getting needy.
What is it about men and shoes?! :twisted:
Oh don't you know Nola?
I have wicked thoughts about women in their heels, and they aren't necessarily stood in them. Think aout how the heels could be held. Time to use your imagination.
Also women stand differently in their heels. Their legs look longer, their bums and boobs stand out better due to aving a different point of balance.
Oh lord, it's needy time again
Orgasminator
hope that corsett has good scaffolding for them boobs, to hold the in place..
