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Feckin 2n half hours sleep :crazy:
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Quote by Bambi
Feckin 2n half hours sleep :crazy:
What on earth have you been doing?
Orgasminator
oh for sleep....
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Quote by Mark_July
oh for sleep....
-"- Ditto-"-
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Quote by mancunian
Feckin 2n half hours sleep :crazy:
What on earth have you been doing?
daint go 2 bed till , then got up at ,
son was l8 gettin up 4 work, so i got up n took
him in, n by the time i was bk home, i'd woken up.
ahh well, my good deed 4 the day spose
Homosexual behaviour in animals, has been observed in close to 1500 species, and is well documented for 500 of them. Animal sexual behaviour takes many different forms, even within the same species. Apparently, "the animal kingdom it with much greater sexual diversity -- including homosexual, bisexual and nonreproductive sex -- than the scientific community and society at large have previously been willing to accept." Current research indicates that various forms of same-sex sexual behavior are found throughout the animal kingdom.
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If infinity is not a number - does that mean that 0 is also not a number 
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
If infinity is not a number - does that mean that 0 is also not a number
Lost I like your question and one I would have asked too. Then thought 0 might be the number of brain cells that someone would need to have to of asked such a question. So it must be a number
If thats the case how many is 0 then?
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I rang my nan after yrs of not having the courage to. I've never met her, seen pics of her and wasn't even sure if she was even still alive. I'm so glad I did. I even found out that my nan's bday is the day before my mam's and her daugter's bday (my dad's sister) is 5 days before mine. How weird is that?
I hope she does eventually say yes to me going down to visit her. Poor soul is housebound :-( I don't even know how old she is.
Oh and I have 2 cousins, Cheryl who is 26 and Brendan who is 31 but neither of them have children.
I so want to meet this lost side of my family
I hope she does eventually say yes to me going down to visit her. Poor soul is housebound :-( I don't even know how old she is.
Oh and I have 2 cousins, Cheryl who is 26 and Brendan who is 31 but neither of them have children.
I so want to meet this lost side of my family
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When I last checked, I have 3 bruises on my left thigh caused from moving furniture
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Why is it everytime i fone sum1 they never in.
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I rang my nan after yrs of not having the courage to. I've never met her, seen pics of her and wasn't even sure if she was even still alive. I'm so glad I did. I even found out that my nan's bday is the day before my mam's and her daugter's bday (my dad's sister) is 5 days before mine. How weird is that?
I hope she does eventually say yes to me going down to visit her. Poor soul is housebound :-( I don't even know how old she is.
Oh and I have 2 cousins, Cheryl who is 26 and Brendan who is 31 but neither of them have children.
I so want to meet this lost side of my family
Cream that is so lovely, it is a shame families break down I am so glad you found your nan I stll miss mine she pass away when I was 11. The other one had gone before I was born. Hope you share whatever time you have left together.
:rotflmao: sorry that made me really laugh. Sex God
What a lovely story of Mrs Creams, to have found another limb to her family tree. Just in time to extend her christmas card list too.
A thought occured to me whilst cleaning the bathroom. What if, haveing found your extended family, and haveing arranged to meet them at a family meeting, you discover that not only is there couple you meet there members here, but you've done them too. Would make for an interesting family meeting to say the least.
A thought occured to me whilst cleaning the bathroom. What if, haveing found your extended family, and haveing arranged to meet them at a family meeting, you discover that not only is there couple you meet there members here, but you've done them too. Would make for an interesting family meeting to say the least.
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I wonder why one half of the brain, normally, operates the opposite sidev of the body :huh:
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Did you know that because of an effort to curb the spread of sexually transmitted diseases, prostitution in Germany has been legal since the 1920s?
It's a pity that the 'initiatives' employed over here are not as succesful
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I had a similar thought when a nice lady came to see us about loft insulation today. :shock: She looked familiar, but I still haven't worked out from where.
U should have given me a ring, i'd have come over to see if i could help with the identifying lol
Mr Stuff was dealing with her - I don't think he wanted competition for her <ahem> potential affections
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Read a post regarding thin walls and noisy neighbours, and I wondered if some of my neighbours realised just how thin our connecting wall is.
One neighbour, since moved on, had a very rhytmical bed, and my new neighbour is vocal at orgasm. I bet she'd quite shocked to find out we know. She even woke up Mrs Manc the other night. At the same time no1 son arrived home and thinking it was us, promptly about turned and went out for another fag. Laughed like a drain when he told us last night.
I do wish he'd quit smoking.
One neighbour, since moved on, had a very rhytmical bed, and my new neighbour is vocal at orgasm. I bet she'd quite shocked to find out we know. She even woke up Mrs Manc the other night. At the same time no1 son arrived home and thinking it was us, promptly about turned and went out for another fag. Laughed like a drain when he told us last night.
I do wish he'd quit smoking.
Quote by mancunian
Read a post regarding thin walls and noisy neighbours, and I wondered if some of my neighbours realised just how thin our connecting wall is.
One neighbour, since moved on, had a very rhytmical bed, and my new neighbour is vocal at orgasm. I bet she'd quite shocked to find out we know. She even woke up Mrs Manc the other night. At the same time no1 son arrived home and thinking it was us, promptly about turned and went out for another fag. Laughed like a drain when he told us last night.
I do wish he'd quit smoking.
Maybe she'd be a new 'friend' for you both after the embarrassment has died down, and you could all entertain your son and his friends :giggle:
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Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Read a post regarding thin walls and noisy neighbours, and I wondered if some of my neighbours realised just how thin our connecting wall is.
One neighbour, since moved on, had a very rhytmical bed, and my new neighbour is vocal at orgasm. I bet she'd quite shocked to find out we know. She even woke up Mrs Manc the other night. At the same time no1 son arrived home and thinking it was us, promptly about turned and went out for another fag. Laughed like a drain when he told us last night.
I do wish he'd quit smoking.
Maybe she'd be a new 'friend' for you both after the embarrassment has died down, and you could all entertain your son and his friends :giggle:
The kids would either bolt or barf.
Kids find it revolting the thought that their parents have sex. You should see their faces when you tell them.
My fecking kids walked in on me getting a lovely tongue-lashing from my hubby this morning, right at the crucial moment too. I think my son thought mummy was dying and he cried when hubby yelled at him to get out 
Maybe he'll know to knock or cough loudly first next time? Then again, probably not.
Maybe he'll know to knock or cough loudly first next time? Then again, probably not.