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Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Thought that would get your attention!!!! biggrin :D
I lied, but may I take this opportunity to remind you that the Record Breaking Attempt takes place tomorrow night (Monday) at 8 PM.
Be sure to log onto the Forum and leave a message in the Record Attempt Visitors Book!!
bluexxx
Sex God
Shame on you Sarge, I bet you got all the young lads (OK, and not so young) excited by the title of this thread rolleyes - certainly got me excited wink
Unknown User
And who was first to respond? rolleyes
GFZ will be unlocked for all record breakers to post in at 2000 hrs on the dot.
lhk
Kat
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
blade001
Sexlightened
lol sgt. you got my attention too. lol. I certainly will be there to join you guys. you can count on me.
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
4 1/2 hours to go!!! ( I'm so excited :P :P )
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
DJohn
Sex God
I have a few questions.
Who is Oral Sex? What crime were they locked up for? On what grounds do you think they should be freed?
bluexxx
Sex God
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oral Sex should not be freed, it's much better tied up (or down if you prefer ) :twisted:
Mal
Mod
Do I get a choice, Blue? :twisted:
Mal
wink
bluexxx
Sex God
No choice at all :twisted:
Mal
Mod
Time? Date?
Mal
wink
bluexxx
Sex God
You're such a tart, just offering yourself with no resistance what so ever - ever heard of playing hard to get? wink :wink: :wink:
Mal
Mod
Nope! lol :lol:
Mal
wink
Dawnie
Sex God
Now this is a crap thread rotflmao :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Quote by Dawnie
Now this is a crap thread rotflmao :rotflmao:

:giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
True!! confused :? :?
Doh!!! bolt

Sorry Sarge.....what was that again?
:giggle:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
True!! confused :? :?
Doh!!! bolt

Woooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo
You've posted again :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Unknown User
I think I should get the free oral sex off Bilko or I will have to take it further under false advertising :haha:
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by lilacgem
I think I should get the free oral sex off Bilko or I will have to take it further under false advertising :haha:

Excellent idea. :thumbup:
Bilko fulfil your obligations or we'll report you to trading standards :giggle:
Srne
Sex God
To be honest i was VERY sceptical of this thread.
A> Because its author is the extremely dodgy Sgt Bilko lol , and anything he has anything to do with is generally risque.
B> Because there is no such thing as Free oral sex, us fellas end up paying for it one way or another :shock: