FREE Personal Breathalysers for Munches

18 Sep 2005

Following a major technological breakthrough, we are now able to offer a discreet personal breathalyser for those considering whether to drive home from the Munch.
Simply breathe on your name badge, and if it looks like this...

...you should probably call a taxi. biggrin

18 Sep 2005

do i need glasses for that blured image sending my eyes funny? cool

18 Sep 2005

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Simply breathe on your name badge, and if it looks like this...

...you should probably call a taxi.

...........or give up wanking before you go totally blind
(sorry, it's an old one, but someone had to say it)

18 Sep 2005

Quote by sexyfella
do i need glasses for that blured image sending my eyes funny?

Wow, it even works over the net! There's nothing wrong with it mate, you're obviously off yer face. lol

18 Sep 2005

it works alright fcuked my eyes right up thats without a drink since thursday! wink

18 Sep 2005

Quote by sexyfella
it works alright fcuked my eyes right up thats without a drink since thursday!

Very sensistive instrument you see ;)

18 Sep 2005

Like i silly sod i decided to stare at it :shock:
Now everything seems blured lol

18 Sep 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
Like i silly sod i decided to stare at it :shock:
Now everything seems blured

it does mess with you dosnt it confused

:

18 Sep 2005

Looks fine to me dunno

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Looks fine to me

how goods you vision?
mines 20/20 and it strains me lol

:lol:

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Looks fine to me

Me too, don't know what everyone's complaining about. :dunno:
(Oh poo... remember I was saying about wanting to do something "significant"? Well that, apparently, was it. rotflmao

)

18 Sep 2005

I've got a photo of a certain male off this site, who has 4 eyes! :shock: now who was drunk him or me????????

18 Sep 2005

Hmmm... I am unable to see it clearly even when I am sober :-).

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Following a major technological breakthrough, we are now able to offer a discreet personal breathalyser for those considering whether to drive home from the Munch.
Simply breathe on your name badge, and if it looks like this...

...you should probably call a taxi.

I bought spectacles cos the Sunday papers looked like that most weeks and now it turns out I was just pissed :shock:

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Following a major technological breakthrough, we are now able to offer a discreet personal breathalyser for those considering whether to drive home from the Munch.
Simply breathe on your name badge, and if it looks like this...

...you should probably call a taxi.

Quote by Sarah
I've got a photo of a certain male off this site, who has 4 eyes! :shock: now who was drunk him or me????????

Should I be worried ?
I can read it just fine :shock:

18 Sep 2005

I am realy worried about my eyesight, I looked at the badge and it looked fine to me, then I looked at the photo and for ages could only see two eyes :shock:
Opticians here I come!

18 Sep 2005

NWC, just imagine how much better your dogging will be when you can see properly.
PS, remind me never to get in a car with you if you're not wearing glasses :shock:

18 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
Following a major technological breakthrough, we are now able to offer a discreet personal breathalyser for those considering whether to drive home from the Munch.
Simply breathe on your name badge, and if it looks like this...

...you should probably call a taxi.

Quote by Sarah
I've got a photo of a certain male off this site, who has 4 eyes! :shock: now who was drunk him or me????????

Should I be worried ?
I can read it just fine :shock:
Trust you to post that now everyone will think I was the one who was drunk :shock:

18 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
NWC, just imagine how much better your dogging will be when you can see properly.
PS, remind me never to get in a car with you if you're not wearing glasses :shock:

NNNNOOOOO dont wear my glasses for dogging :shock: If I can see anyone looking I will get all nervous and go home! I am very shy you know (sut up you lot) redface

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
Following a major technological breakthrough, we are now able to offer a discreet personal breathalyser for those considering whether to drive home from the Munch.
Simply breathe on your name badge, and if it looks like this...

...you should probably call a taxi.

Quote by Sarah
I've got a photo of a certain male off this site, who has 4 eyes! :shock: now who was drunk him or me????????

Should I be worried ?
I can read it just fine :shock:
Trust you to post that now everyone will think I was the one who was drunk :shock:
looks like you were both drunk! :lol:

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
NWC, just imagine how much better your dogging will be when you can see properly.
PS, remind me never to get in a car with you if you're not wearing glasses :shock:

NNNNOOOOO dont wear my glasses for dogging :shock: If I can see anyone looking I will get all nervous and go home! I am very shy you know (sut up you lot) redface

I can actually vouch for you being shy with me in the corner lol

Wouldn't like to comment on when you came out of the corner though :lol: :shock:

18 Sep 2005

it looks perfeectly clear to me?????
mind you everything else is fuzzy...........

18 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Wouldn't like to comment on when you came out of the corner though :shock:

That was a bigggggg mistake! I can still feel the result of coming out of the shy corner, my arse is still killing me :shock:

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Wouldn't like to comment on when you came out of the corner though :shock:

That was a bigggggg mistake! I can still feel the result of coming out of the shy corner, my arse is still killing me :shock:
Yes but you stayed there and took more :shock:

18 Sep 2005

The Metropolitan Police have asked me to point out that if this man approaches you.......

...and asks you to blow anything you should act with extreme caution !

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
Yes but you stayed there and took more :shock:

But I had been spoon fed about two gallons of the vodka jelly by that point and couldnt really feel anything :shock:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Simply breathe on your name badge,

If I remember correctly, the last time i saw my badge, and many, many more, they were pinned to the one named Wilma_Flintstone at the first Nottingham Munch.
Ian

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Yes but you stayed there and took more :shock:

But I had been spoon fed about two gallons of the vodka jelly by that point and couldnt really feel anything :shock:
Don't tell Judy that or it will be harder next time :shock: