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Quote by Dino.
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Quote by x-man0223
i wonder if anyone else can remeber any more greek myths that would work in this case??????

Just don't myth next time you try to rescue us wink
Quote by blonde
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Quote by Dino.
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Hope the horse is a GOOD ride wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Hope the horse is a GOOD ride wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢do i look like the kinda guy that`d flog you a dodgy second hand trojan horse :shock: :wink:
Quote by Dino.
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Hope the horse is a GOOD ride wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢do i look like the kinda guy that`d flog you a dodgy second hand trojan horse :shock: :wink:
Sorry 'Del-Boy' lol
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Quote by x-man0223
has anyone seen the film The Fly??????? matter transportation biggrin
just by coincidence ive been building one of them n`all , its yours if it will help wink
Quote by Dino.
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Hope the horse is a GOOD ride wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢do i look like the kinda guy that`d flog you a dodgy second hand trojan horse :shock: :wink:
No Babe u dont.......... well not if your avatar is anything to go by.............. U dont look the dodgy sort AT ALL !!!!!
I have a very cunning plan.... one that is sure to get them all out in one piece, without raising any suspicion from The Goons.....
It's fool-proof too.... no one will suspect a thing... I am laughing at my own evil genius....
Here it goes, tell me if there are any flaws to this, but I reckon it might just work....
Slowly, one by one, we release each prisoner, by voting them out !!!!! Bloody hell... it can't fail...
And if I am permitted to join the escape commitee, can I be the Donald Pleasance type character.... look, there's a pin... over there... on the floor.... BUMP ...Ouch!
Quote by postie
I have a very cunning plan.... one that is sure to get them all out in one piece, without raising any suspicion from The Goons.....
It's fool-proof too.... no one will suspect a thing... I am laughing at my own evil genius....
Here it goes, tell me if there are any flaws to this, but I reckon it might just work....
Slowly, one by one, we release each prisoner, by voting them out !!!!! Bloody hell... it can't fail...
And if I am permitted to join the escape commitee, can I be the Donald Pleasance type character.... look, there's a pin... over there... on the floor.... BUMP ...Ouch!

To be honest....................... As long as I get to dress in leather.................. I dont care how we rescue them !
Can i join the escape commitee biggrin I m not quite what i contribute but im open to suggestions :D
Carol
Ps cant wait to see you in your leather outfit Blonde wink
Quote by sexyscotcarol
Can i join the escape commitee biggrin I m not quite what i contribute but im open to suggestions :D
Carol

You are in............... do u have any friends you can ring ?? we need more !
Quote by blonde
just by coincidence ive been building a replica trojan horse in my spare time , wondered if you secret special escape committee people could put it to some use :idea:

Thank you thank you thank you babe.....
Please leave it over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
no worries blonde, i`ll park it over there. Here`s the keys n log book , take it easy with her at first , just a canter, then when she`s done a few miles you can take her to full gallop.
Hope the horse is a GOOD ride wink
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢do i look like the kinda guy that`d flog you a dodgy second hand trojan horse :shock: :wink:
No Babe u dont.......... well not if your avatar is anything to go by.............. U dont look the dodgy sort AT ALL !!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: , erm, anyway ,enough of this erm, :oops: flirting , weve got people to rescue! , so whats the plan then ?
..what you doing later on blonde? :P :P :wink:
wink :wink:
Ostracize and Incarcerate them I say
More space in Swinging Heaven for the rest of us.
We dont need them and they are not missed by the majority of us.
Leave them in their "play rooms and dungeons".
Medic_1 (resident nurse for the needy)
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
wink :wink:
Ostracize and Incarcerate them I say
More space in Swinging Heaven for the rest of us.
We dont need them and they are not missed by the majority of us.
Leave them in their "play rooms and dungeons".
Fred (resident nurse for the needy)

Babe...... I miss them............. well him................ my fella's in there !!!
Get em out.............. Get em out............ (dont think I mean that ??? )
Quote by blonde
Babe...... I miss them............. well him................ my fella's in there !!!
Get em out.............. Get em out............ (dont think I mean that ??? )

No need to worry .................. I've managed to stuff the bed with clothes so it looks like I'm asleep in there ............................. Little brother gave me a crate of Red Bull yesterday and I'll be flying my way up to the North East very shortly. kiss
Just nobody grass me up. ;)
Steve
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
wink :wink:
Ostracize and Incarcerate them I say
More space in Swinging Heaven for the rest of us.
We dont need them and they are not missed by the majority of us.
Leave them in their "play rooms and dungeons".
Medic_1 (resident nurse for the needy)

Not a fan of Big Brother myself - don't think I've ever watched it that I can remember.....
Seems like a bit of a giggle on here tho Fred lol
Cathy x
Red,
A bit of a giggle ???
This is serious stuff !!!................ 13 people stuck in a house with nothing more than dirty playing cards, body oil, a game of twister andd connect 4 !!!
Quote by blonde
Red,
A bit of a giggle ???
This is serious stuff !!!................ 13 people stuck in a house with nothing more than dirty playing cards, body oil, a game of twister andd connect 4 !!!

well, and a dungeon and jacuzzi blonde, to be fair - theyve got it better than me i tell ya!!
lol
Right - what's the latest?
So far we seem to have got wings, cloaks, a trojan horse (hope you had a good ride Blonde!) a possible matter transportation machine and someone making a break from inside.
A Monty Python trojan rabbit has also been suggested which makes me think that a slightly different sort of trojan rabbit might make them open the doors.
Brain working here like a well oild oily thing on a very oily day. I'll get the turnips.
McCloggie............. what we do next is up to you.......... YOU are the chairman !!
right guys , ive just tested my matter transport thingy from "the fly" film , our dog is now in next doors attic so its working fine , and he`s still got his own head and all his bits are in the right place biggrin . If we can get the transporter thingy matter machine into the big brother house , get the housemates to get in it then we`ve cracked it wink .. Hmmm ,, but what use could we make of the trojan horse confused: :?: :?: :?: Come on guys ,, think ! ! !
We could smuggle ciggies in for the gang & numerous amounts of violet wands for Rach.
Once they have been distributed we can always smuggle (dependant upon the size of the horse) 1 or more housemates out.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Leave ES in!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm having a whale of a time without him clipping me wings ;) :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
We could smuggle ciggies in for the gang & numerous amounts of violet wands for Rach.
Once they have been distributed we can always smuggle (dependant upon the size of the horse) 1 or more housemates out.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

the thousand ghostly figures that follow in my in my footsteps nicked all the fags WHOOSH tell me you didnt see that happerning ?lol i was on a and pillage mission. they nicked that funky looking clock hanging on the wall of the bedroom too..guess you missed that hey? wink .
ive been to B,N,Q and have constructed an armoured typed device to smash throught the back wall :twisted: loaded with cigars, and vodka for those that want to stay, for the ones that dont a super charged dodge viper will be waiting 30 yrds down the road lol
Quote by KcKat
Leave ES in!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm having a whale of a time without him clipping me wings ;) :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Does he KNOW you've posted that???
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Mistress_Sassy reporting for duty, fellow freedom fighters.
Can I sugeest we go and force then out by sheer strenght, if we manage to get eevryone to stick together we can overthrow big brother, free the housemates and all get to share the facilities in the house. (the dungeon's mine tho!)
Yes my friends, it is revolution I speak of! A serious and potentially dangerous road we may have to follow, but we must free our fellow sh'ers by any means neccessary.
Vive la revolution!
Quote by mistress_sassy
Mistress_Sassy reporting for duty, fellow freedom fighters.
Can I sugeest we go and force then out by sheer strenght, if we manage to get eevryone to stick together we can overthrow big brother, free the housemates and all get to share the facilities in the house. (the dungeon's mine tho!)
Yes my friends, it is revolution I speak of! A serious and potentially dangerous road we may have to follow, but we must free our fellow sh'ers by any means neccessary.
Vive la revolution!

well, i applaud the sentiment, but i think we all need to consider one thing first . . .
do the housemates want to be saved? i mean, they have been extremely quiet for a long time now, i reckon theyre having too much fun wink lol
Quote by mistress_sassy
Mistress_Sassy reporting for duty, fellow freedom fighters.
Can I sugeest we go and force then out by sheer strenght, if we manage to get eevryone to stick together we can overthrow big brother, free the housemates and all get to share the facilities in the house. (the dungeon's mine tho!)
Yes my friends, it is revolution I speak of! A serious and potentially dangerous road we may have to follow, but we must free our fellow sh'ers by any means neccessary.
Vive la revolution!

errr coughs i kinda took control of the dungeon earlier sassy wink i cant have little ones using it as a play ground now ...can I? confused lol
you took control from inside hun, but will have to move over when I enter the house to break out the housemates.
I will rule the dungeon with a rod of iron rolleyes and disobedience will not be tolerated.
Resistance will be futile, do not defy me, you may however join with me and we can rule it together.
Anyway, on with escape plans......who cares if they want to escape, we have to break em out so that we can all share in the fun!