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Sarah
Sex God
I have just been told 'You have not quite got the hang of this footie thing'
It seems I was talking when the first goal was scored and I cheered the 'blue' ones when they scored and that it seems was also was wrong lol
So I am offering myself free to a good home for the next two hours or so.
:twisted:
I am a non smoker and house trained :lol:
Offers please :lol:
Jags
Sex God
WHAT footie??
:shock:
wink
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by mike48
Do you do hoovering

Yep,
You got a hoover??
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Do you do hoovering

Yep,
You got a hoover??
NEVER mind hoovering - get reporting!!
cool
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Do you do hoovering

Yep,
You got a hoover??
NEVER mind hoovering - get reporting!!
cool
You are going to regret that :twisted:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Do you do hoovering

Yep,
You got a hoover??
NEVER mind hoovering - get reporting!!
cool
You are going to regret that :twisted:
I already am!!
lol
Fektart
Master of Sex
Quote by Jags
Do you do hoovering

Yep,
You got a hoover??
NEVER mind hoovering - get reporting!!
cool
You are going to regret that :twisted:
Just to make it worse... thought I should warn you Celery's on the look out for you now as well Jags.....
I already am!!
lol
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Feklar
Do you do hoovering

Yep,
You got a hoover??
NEVER mind hoovering - get reporting!!
cool
You are going to regret that :twisted:
Just to make it worse... thought I should warn you Celery's on the look out for you now as well Jags.....
I already am!!
lol
:happy: :happy: :happy:
westerross
Sex God
Can you make it quickly for half time???? :giggle:
Why haven't you responded? Not watching the footie are ya??? lol
Sarah
Sex God
Sorry Choon, been perving the gallery :P
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Sorry Choon, been perving the gallery :P

And that's more important than a packet of crisps and a glass of Pinot Grigio with me at half time?? rolleyes
Freckledbird
Sex God
Tune I'll come down if you've got any Grenache wink
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Sorry Choon, been perving the gallery :P

And that's more important than a packet of crisps and a glass of Pinot Grigio with me at half time?? rolleyes
Sorry Choon, next time :twisted: only about 3 weeks now :twisted:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Sorry Choon, been perving the gallery :P

And that's more important than a packet of crisps and a glass of Pinot Grigio with me at half time?? rolleyes
Sorry Choon, next time :twisted: only about 3 weeks now :twisted:
Oooh yes - you may be correct!!