One night, a man rolls over in bed and give his wife a big knowing grin.
Immediately realising his intentions she says "Not tonight, I'm afraid darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."
Dejected and disappointed the man rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again. "Tell me," He says. "Do you have an dentist appointment tomorrow, Too?"
Brightened up my journey down south this morning !!
:lol2: :) 