This blokes in bed with his missus when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He
rolls over and looks at his clock to see it's half three in the morning.
'Sod that for a game of soldiers,' he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that" says his wife.
Sighing, he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and
this bloke is stood outside.
"Eh mate" says the stranger, "can you give us a push??"
"No, p*ss off, it's half three. I was in bed" says the man and shut the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says,
"Dave, you are a tw*t. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on
the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that
man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to
p*ss off??"
So he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the
door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts:
"Eh mate, do you still want a push??". Somewhere nearby he hears a voice cry
out.
"Yeah please mate, that'd be great."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts:
"Where are you?" and the stranger replies....
"I'm over here on the swings."
old ones are always the best
Casanova
nice one wild willy, i needed cheering up.
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