Frogs in the garden

2 Jul 2005

How comes every time I go out in the garden in trousers I don't see a single frog. biggrin

I'm quite happy about that :D
But the moment I'm in a dress or skirt the slimy critters decide to surround me! :censored:
Take last night for instant..... Two of the :censored: :fuckinghell: .... frogs decide to gang up on me. Was nearly running around the garden trying to stop them from climbing up my leg. :uhoh:
What is the deal?
Does my fanny poses as a pond for them?
The slimy, cold (shuddering) feel of them on your thigh :gagged:
Normally I don't mind frogs, except when they are attached to my thigh!
It has happened more than once to me. the first time was when I was dating SmokingJim. Walking back from some good shagging in the open air, I squealed :eeek: :eeek: , leaped into the air. There, just below by fanny was a frog croaking merrily, :fuckinghell:
SmokingJim found it hilarious :censored: .Did he help, of course not!

2 Jul 2005

PMSL!
Hey, count yourself lucky, one of my cats brings them in for me rolleyes

2 Jul 2005

i have a pond just up the road from me and they all seem to take my garden as a short cut.
ive get hundreds of them, they even come into the kitchen. when i had my ducks they all disapeared and i would hear a strange squeek sometimes comming from the garden ( sounded like a dogs squeeky toy) and a knew what the noise was. the ducks would be running round with a frog in thier gobs, not a nice sound. but the ducks have gone and the frogs are back.
i like frogs biggrin

x rache x

2 Jul 2005

I've just popped outside for a ciggy, and have been buzed by two bats :fuckinghell: , why does wild life like me dunno

2 Jul 2005

Quote by Smoking Muff
I've just popped outside for a ciggy, and have been buzed by two bats :fuckinghell: , why does wild life like me

hey bats are fine muff. its when you get the dogs hanging round cocking thier legs up up for a wee. then you should be worried wink

x rache x

2 Jul 2005

Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
I've just popped outside for a ciggy, and have been buzed by two bats :fuckinghell: , why does wild life like me

hey bats are fine muff. its when you get the dogs hanging round cocking thier legs up up for a wee. then you should be worried wink

x rache x
What is worse is when they are trying to hump your leg :sticky: