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Frogs.....love em or hate em??
Quote by Ms_Whips
i like frogs. i have several in my garden. one lives in front of my stables and follows me up and down the yard. rather strangely i have also found burgundy frogs in my garden. didn't even know they came in that colour :shock:
they are great for keeping down slugs, though it has to be said that some of the slugs in my garden are bigger than the frogs!
whips
:shock: :shock: :eeek: :eeek: :scared: :scared:
one thing i hate more than frogs, its slugs!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
You have a house full of reptiles woman!!! How can you be scared of frogs and slugs?
My mum goes out in the garden at night with a head torch and scissors and chops up the slugs!
mrs b i'm sorry to give you the ickies
dg, i hope that lp doesn't see this, he has slugs as pets you know! lol
and the thought of your mum chopping them up is a bit eugh too.
whips
they are guests!!!!
though I am thinking of charging a little rent... or asking them to work a little harder at keeping the mould under control
lp
Sex God
Seeing as we're on the subject of frogs, anyone tell me what the difference between frogs and toads is?
I'm thick.
I'm thick.
Sex God
I bow to all your frog/toad knowledge.
Muchas gracias todos!
Sex God
Ooo ooo ooo! Am I too late? Has anyone done the box of frogs jokes yet? :rascal: :bounce:
LG. x
LG. x
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Ooo ooo ooo! Am I too late? Has anyone done the box of frogs jokes yet? :rascal: :bounce:
LG. x
Gemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Check your inbox!! :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
Ooo ooo ooo! Am I too late? Has anyone done the box of frogs jokes yet? :rascal: :bounce:
LG. x
Gemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Check your inbox!! :bounce:
Yeah, check your inbox!!!!!!!
But don't expect one from me, I can't be arsed, you never reply.
I got a reply!! Ner ner! :giggle:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
you lot are just bonkers! First we're talking about frogs and if we like them or not, then suddenly we're onto chopping up slugs! Bonkers!
I'll just get back to shampooing the rabbit! :giggle:
I'll just get back to shampooing the rabbit! :giggle:
Sex God
Lies! I do reply!
Anyway... Frogs and toads are *very* different creatures... I shall explain.
A frog is from the family of amphibians know as amphibiusboxusbolloxusmadustotallus. It has a stealth like quality to hop up whenever you are least expect it and tweak something that you never, or maybe for a very long time, realised you had. :shock: This might envoke a reaction such as a chortle or maybe even an actual :lol: Laught Out Loud (because let's face it, how many of us, ((apart from Nell)) actually roll around on the floor holding our sides laughing from something we read on the internet? Slight smile or gawfawf might me slightly more apt but rather less marketable to teenagers when typing in mobile phone speak).
The frog's natural habitat is usually in boxes and they like to have company every now and again, just to make sure they're not able to be commited into to slimesilum for insane froggery.
It is important to note that a box of frogs should be considered as dangerous and are not to be approached without a pocket full of marbles (preferably someone else's) and a very pretty goldfish to be used as a bargaining tool if the frog gets nasty... which is very rare.
The toad on the other hand...is just plain boring.
Hope that helps.
LG x
Anyway... Frogs and toads are *very* different creatures... I shall explain.
A frog is from the family of amphibians know as amphibiusboxusbolloxusmadustotallus. It has a stealth like quality to hop up whenever you are least expect it and tweak something that you never, or maybe for a very long time, realised you had. :shock: This might envoke a reaction such as a chortle or maybe even an actual :lol: Laught Out Loud (because let's face it, how many of us, ((apart from Nell)) actually roll around on the floor holding our sides laughing from something we read on the internet? Slight smile or gawfawf might me slightly more apt but rather less marketable to teenagers when typing in mobile phone speak).
The frog's natural habitat is usually in boxes and they like to have company every now and again, just to make sure they're not able to be commited into to slimesilum for insane froggery.
It is important to note that a box of frogs should be considered as dangerous and are not to be approached without a pocket full of marbles (preferably someone else's) and a very pretty goldfish to be used as a bargaining tool if the frog gets nasty... which is very rare.
The toad on the other hand...is just plain boring.
Hope that helps.
LG x
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Lies! I do reply!
Anyway... Frogs and toads are *very* different creatures... I shall explain.
A frog is from the family of amphibians know as amphibiusboxusbolloxusmadustotallus. It has a stealth like quality to hop up whenever you are least expect it and tweak something that you never, or maybe for a very long time, realised you had. :shock: This might envoke a reaction such as a chortle or maybe even an actual :lol: Laught Out Loud (because let's face it, how many of us, ((apart from Nell)) actually roll around on the floor holding our sides laughing from something we read on the internet? Slight smile or gawfawf might me slightly more apt but rather less marketable to teenagers when typing in mobile phone speak).
The frog's natural habitat is usually in boxes and they like to have company every now and again, just to make sure they're not able to be commited into to slimesilum for insane froggery.
It is important to note that a box of frogs should be considered as dangerous and are not to be approached without a pocket full of marbles (preferably someone else's) and a very pretty goldfish to be used as a bargaining tool if the frog gets nasty... which is very rare.
The toad on the other hand...is just plain boring.
Hope that helps.
LG x
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God I miss you!
Sex God
;) Have I ever said rabbits make lovely hats? :shock:
:shock: Sex God
Quote by little gem
;) Have I ever said rabbits make lovely hats?
*has a vision of Gem with a dildo on her head*
:bolt:
Sex God
Would three make a trilby? 
Geddit...
Tri lby?
Tri....lby?
Ok, I'll fetch me coat (tm warwick 2004)
*flounces* (tm neilinleeds 2004)
Geddit...
Tri lby?
Tri....lby?
Ok, I'll fetch me coat (tm warwick 2004)
*flounces* (tm neilinleeds 2004)
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Lies! I do reply!
Anyway... Frogs and toads are *very* different creatures... I shall explain.
A frog is from the family of amphibians know as amphibiusboxusbolloxusmadustotallus. It has a stealth like quality to hop up whenever you are least expect it and tweak something that you never, or maybe for a very long time, realised you had. :shock: This might envoke a reaction such as a chortle or maybe even an actual :lol: Laught Out Loud (because let's face it, how many of us, ((apart from Nell)) actually roll around on the floor holding our sides laughing from something we read on the internet? Slight smile or gawfawf might me slightly more apt but rather less marketable to teenagers when typing in mobile phone speak).
The frog's natural habitat is usually in boxes and they like to have company every now and again, just to make sure they're not able to be commited into to slimesilum for insane froggery.
It is important to note that a box of frogs should be considered as dangerous and are not to be approached without a pocket full of marbles (preferably someone else's) and a very pretty goldfish to be used as a bargaining tool if the frog gets nasty... which is very rare.
The toad on the other hand...is just plain boring.
Hope that helps.
LG x
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God I miss you!
Be sure to breath out just before squeezing the trigger!
Sex God
Our dog eats frogs. We once saw him just as he was doing so it was quite a site seeing this GSD with two frogs legs poking out of his mouth
Sex God
Frogs are a bit of a waste of space really though, aren't they? Quite sad that they just sit and wait for prey (which, let's face it, could also be part of another food chain so frogs aren't necessary) or just hop in and out of ponds. They clearly aren't the most intelligent of creatures though, or they would rule the world!
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Be sure to breath out just before squeezing the trigger!
Erm... did that make sense in your head?!
*scratches head*
