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Jags
Sex God
Quote by Hungrypussy69
I think I`m going to have to go and make some toast and marmite now.
Want some Jags?

Yaaah! Hot toast, butter and then Marmite please!
lol
Unknown User
Quote by westerross
I think I`m going to have to go and make some toast and marmite now.
Want some Jags?

Ooooh that'll do me. And if you get one or two smudges here and there I might have to lick 'em off.
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Now look what you made me do!! I`ve dropped it down my front on my boobs!! rolleyes
Freckledbird
Sex God
Bloody bloody M*****e - wrong, just wrong! evil
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
I think I`m going to have to go and make some toast and marmite now.
Want some Jags?

Yaaah! Hot toast, butter and then Marmite please!
lol
no probs....anybody else?
Unknown User
Quote by westerross

Didn't someone just suggest dipping St3v3 in it... or did I imagine that??
:silly:

Just his pickled onions.
Quite a trick when you think about it.
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We've got to pickled his onions as well?? :shock:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Shireen

Didn't someone just suggest dipping St3v3 in it... or did I imagine that??
:silly:

Just his pickled onions.
Quite a trick when you think about it.
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We've got to pickled his onions as well?? :shock:
I think his onions are well and truly pickled already by the sound of things.
Now if you can squeeeeeeze 'em into this jar of MARMITE (just fer FB) I'm sure we can persuade someone to lick it off.
I s'pose the only remaining question then is 'Will his onions still be crunchy?'
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Unknown User
Quote by westerross
I think his onions are well and truly pickled already by the sound of things.
Now if you can squeeeeeeze 'em into this jar of MARMITE (just fer FB) I'm sure we can persuade someone to lick it off.
I s'pose the only remaining question then is 'Will his onions still be crunchy?'
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:shock: :shock: :shock: Not sure I want to find out :lol2:
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I still think he has something to tell us innocent
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Hungrypussy69
I think I`m going to have to go and make some toast and marmite now.
Want some Jags?

Ooooh that'll do me. And if you get one or two smudges here and there I might have to lick 'em off.
.
Now look what you made me do!! I`ve dropped it down my front on my boobs!! rolleyes
Hold the toast - I'm going in fer the clean up operation (I may be some time!! :twisted: )
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Now if you can squeeeeeeze 'em into this jar of MARMITE (just fer FB)
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Bugger off :shock:
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Well I'm just waiting on Timmy's pickled shallots to be ready. biggrin
I won't be eating them with marmite though :huh: Yucky stuff.
Jas
XXX
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I'm just waiting on Timmy's pickled shallots to be ready. biggrin
I won't be eating them with marmite though :huh: Yucky stuff.
Jas
XXX

Helloooooooo Jas (and Timmy)
:smitten:
Unknown User
So as not to hijack the site updates thread....
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Just to summarise the problems so far noticed tonight & mentioned in other threads.
Threads disappearing & reappearing
Posts disappearing & reappearing
PMs disappearing & reappearing
Questions relating to the stability of St3v3's underwear
Inconsistant views as to whether St3v3 should be covered in marmite or not
Jags having a love affair with Drewxcore
Phredd replacing drew in the "I've lost the plot" role whilst he was banned
Dammie climbing the Chistmas Tree
Darkfire close to morphing into Rottweiler mode
Blonde loosing here normally cool exterior after being pushed to the limit
On the plus side many things remain stable:
dawnie's still farting
and I got my flash back :rascal:
Did I miss anything? dunno
I so wish there was an emoticon to illustrate the "Eastenders Cliffhanger drums" :giggle:

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Unknown User
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I'm just waiting on Timmy's pickled shallots to be ready. biggrin
I won't be eating them with marmite though :huh: Yucky stuff.
Jas
XXX

Pickled shallots?????????????????????? now there's a new name for them !!!
Steve ..................... get yer pickled shallots out!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I'm just waiting on Timmy's pickled shallots to be ready. biggrin
I won't be eating them with marmite though :huh: Yucky stuff.
Jas
XXX

My eyes are watering just at the memory of Tim eating pickled onions last month! Yeeeugh!
Hi you two... you missed ALL the fun!
:inlove: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
I won't be eating them with marmite though :huh: Yucky stuff.
Jas
XXX

Quote by westerross
Curse of my life - I'm attracted to women who hate Marmite!!
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Damn it - it's starting all over again!!
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Jas_Tim
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Well I'm just waiting on Timmy's pickled shallots to be ready. biggrin
I won't be eating them with marmite though :huh: Yucky stuff.
Jas
XXX

My eyes are watering just at the memory of Tim eating pickled onions last month! Yeeeugh!
Hi you two... you missed ALL the fun!
:inlove: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
I appear to have :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are you starting your Hogmanay celebrations now :lol:
Hello FB and Sam :passionkiss:
Jas
XXX
Unknown User
Quote by Jas-Tim
Are you starting your Hogmanay celebrations now lol

Yes so hurry up and join in :giggle:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I'm just waiting on Timmy's pickled shallots to be ready. biggrin
I won't be eating them with marmite though :huh: Yucky stuff.
Jas
XXX

My eyes are watering just at the memory of Tim eating pickled onions last month! Yeeeugh!
Hi you two... you missed ALL the fun!
:inlove: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
I appear to have :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are you starting your Hogmanay celebrations now :lol:
Hello FB and Sam :passionkiss:
Jas
XXX
No, no alcohol until Sunday evening. Just building up water in my system already.
:lol:
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Quote by Shireen

Are you starting your Hogmanay celebrations now lol

Yes so hurry up and join in :giggle:
Right, I have the pink champagne in glasses, get glugging. :cheers: :cheers:
Jas
XXX
Unknown User
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I'm just waiting on Timmy's pickled shallots to be ready. biggrin
I won't be eating them with marmite though :huh: Yucky stuff.
Jas
XXX

My eyes are watering just at the memory of Tim eating pickled onions last month! Yeeeugh!
Hi you two... you missed ALL the fun!
:inlove: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
I appear to have :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are you starting your Hogmanay celebrations now :lol:
Hello FB and Sam :passionkiss:
Jas
XXX
Hello you two sexy little Christmas crackers kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and the old git!
Unknown User
Quote by Jas-Tim
Right, I have the pink champagne in glasses, get glugging. :cheers: :cheers:
Jas
XXX

Feck that's a little posh innit?? confused :lol2:
Jags
Sex God
Someone tell Dawn I've sent her an official Mod PM just in case she's not flashing!
Ta.
lol
Unknown User
Dawn...... You are flashing....... Again rolleyes
bolt
Unknown User
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Dawn
Jags has sent you an important pm. Read it
Did I help? dunno

HLB ................ the first tea towel is for the glasses ....................... the second tea towel is for the cutlery ................. the third tea towel is for the plates ................ and the shopping trolley goes over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
did I help?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by blonde
HLB ................ the first tea towel is for the glasses ....................... the second tea towel is for the cutlery ................. the third tea towel is for the plates ................ and the shopping trolley goes over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
did I help?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

kiss Sam
I still keep getting it wrong though
I keep thinking
The tea towel for the glasses - is the nearest one I can reach :giggle:
How you doing with the cardboard boxes? rolleyes
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Someone tell Dawn I've sent her an official Mod PM just in case she's not flashing!
Ta.
lol

Quote by Shireen
Dawn...... You are flashing....... Again rolleyes
bolt

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Dawn
Jags has sent you an important pm. Read it
Did I help? dunno

Thank you ladies kiss
Unknown User
So...... You gonna share or what?? dunno Seeing as we made sure you knew about it like wink innocent
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
So...... You gonna share or what?? dunno Seeing as we made sure you knew about it like wink innocent

:giggle:
No
Unknown User
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

HLB ................ the first tea towel is for the glasses ....................... the second tea towel is for the cutlery ................. the third tea towel is for the plates ................ and the shopping trolley goes over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
did I help?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

kiss Sam
I still keep getting it wrong though
I keep thinking
The tea towel for the glasses - is the nearest one I can reach :giggle:
How you doing with the cardboard boxes? rolleyes
I am doing not so good with the boxes ...................... I still cant crush them as small as they should be .................
I am a failure :cry: but he offered me a sparkley thingie anyway!!!! do I look happy?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx