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Quote by Jags
That was his suspender belt meeting his thong with somewhat spectacular results. Did you not see him shoot off downstairs during the meal?
lol

Now you come to mention it, I do recall seeing him dash quickly down the stairs muttering something about something having come undone again dunno
Quote by Jags
And I recon some one in admin is dreaming

I'm going to count the days and hours and minutes til you post a postive post which actually contributes to the site.
Maybe I'm the one dreaming now.
rolleyes
Yes you may be
Least my dreams are sweet.
cool
Not having had the pleasure (terror) of sleeping with you I would not know
Phredd (aka haemorrhoid) just for you
Phredd

Take my word for it then.
Just think that in less than 36 hours you may act human again and not have a down on all that is said on this site.
Phredd (takes the knocks, had them, sorted them and not had an AUP to quote.
haemorrhoid
Quote by Shireen

That was his suspender belt meeting his thong with somewhat spectacular results. Did you not see him shoot off downstairs during the meal?
lol

Now you come to mention it, I do recall seeing him dash quickly down the stairs muttering something about something having come undone again dunno
FFS, I am in tears of laughter here bolt
I thought he was leggin it once he had seen the bill rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Shireen

That was his suspender belt meeting his thong with somewhat spectacular results. Did you not see him shoot off downstairs during the meal?
lol

Now you come to mention it, I do recall seeing him dash quickly down the stairs muttering something about something having come undone again dunno
I was sitting next to him and he distinctly said 'oh crikey, emergency stations' as he jumped up.
He came back a few moments later quite refreshed and happy looking.
wink
Quote by Jags
That was his suspender belt meeting his thong with somewhat spectacular results. Did you not see him shoot off downstairs during the meal?
lol

St3v3 was shooting off during the meal??? Euwwwwwww!!! :crazy:
Mal
cool
Quote by Medic_1
Just think that in less than 36 hours you may act human again and not have a down on all that is said on this site.
Phredd (takes the knocks, had them, sorted them and not had an AUP to quote.
haemorrhoid

WTF?? dunno rolleyes
Quote by Dawnie
I thought he was leggin it once he had seen the bill rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

No this was earlier in the evening.... Just before Noel started getting cocky wink
Quote by Shireen

Just think that in less than 36 hours you may act human again and not have a down on all that is said on this site.
Phredd (takes the knocks, had them, sorted them and not had an AUP to quote.
haemorrhoid

WTF?? dunno rolleyes
Me too! :dunno: :dunno:
BUT... rotflmao
Quote by Jags
BUT... rotflmao

I am more rolleyes and :doh:
Quote by Shireen

I thought he was leggin it once he had seen the bill rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

No this was earlier in the evening.... Just before Noel started getting cocky wink
Noel the chicken that runs from the ladies :giggle:
Especially ladies that try to undress him Dawn wink
It seems that it's not only the site that is acting strangely!
I really must be stuck in the twilight zone. :scared:
Quote by Jags

Just think that in less than 36 hours you may act human again and not have a down on all that is said on this site.
Phredd (takes the knocks, had them, sorted them and not had an AUP to quote.
haemorrhoid

WTF?? dunno rolleyes
Me too! :dunno: :dunno:
BUT... rotflmao
Jags
As long as we both see the funny side :rotflmao: of things we appear to be equal.
Notice """"" I said appear""""
haemorrhoid
Quote by Shireen

I thought he was leggin it once he had seen the bill rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

No this was earlier in the evening.... Just before Noel started getting cocky wink
Noel did NOT get cocky until much much later after drinking a lot of 'oh fuck me' juice. He was distinctly worried for most of the evening if I recall! Wouldn't let the good woman from this site even touch his jeans never mind remove them in public!
:happy: :happy:
Quote by Medic_1
haemorrhoid

Why ffs?? dunno banghead
Quote by Jags

I thought he was leggin it once he had seen the bill rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

No this was earlier in the evening.... Just before Noel started getting cocky wink
Noel did NOT get cocky until much much later after drinking a lot of 'oh fuck me' juice. He was distinctly worried for most of the evening if I recall! Wouldn't let the good woman from this site even touch his jeans never mind remove them in public!
:happy: :happy:
Where are those pictures innocent
Quote by Jags
Noel did NOT get cocky until much much later after drinking a lot of 'oh fuck me' juice. He was distinctly worried for most of the evening if I recall! Wouldn't let the good woman from this site even touch his jeans never mind remove them in public!
:happy: :happy:

He wouldn't :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie

I thought he was leggin it once he had seen the bill rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

No this was earlier in the evening.... Just before Noel started getting cocky wink
Noel did NOT get cocky until much much later after drinking a lot of 'oh fuck me' juice. He was distinctly worried for most of the evening if I recall! Wouldn't let the good woman from this site even touch his jeans never mind remove them in public!
:happy: :happy:
Where are those pictures innocent
You've got PICTURES?????? From the restaurant??? Or from the hotel???
(scared now)
redface
Didn't you get the pictures Jags?? dunno FGS woman PM me your email address :giggle:
Quote by Shireen
Didn't you get the pictures Jags?? dunno FGS woman PM me your email address :giggle:

No.. too scared! WHO am I snogging???
Quote by Jags
Didn't you get the pictures Jags?? dunno FGS woman PM me your email address :giggle:

No.. too scared! WHO am I snogging???
Not me sad
You NEED to see the pictures rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
rotflmao No-one but there is a lovely picture of you hiding Noel's t-shirt :giggle:
Quote by Shireen
haemorrhoid

Why ffs?? dunno banghead
Because, Shireen, two people on this site ??? called me a "pain in the arse". and what better nic than "haemorrhoid"
No other reason.
Phredd = with respect to you.

ps = I can take the knocks
Quote by Medic_1
Because, Shireen, two people on this site ??? called me a "pain in the arse". and what better nic than "haemorrhoid"
No other reason.
Phredd = with respect to you.
ps = I can take the knocks

Then why antagonise them further Fred??... It annoys the hell out of me rolleyes
Quote by Shireen
rotflmao No-one but there is a lovely picture of you hiding Noel's t-shirt :giggle:

I remember the feel of his shirt next to my nipples - very exciting it was too!
Mind you, I also remember the sight of his pigeon chest - could have tucked Minxy into the cleavage!
:P
Quote by Shireen
Because, Shireen, two people on this site ??? called me a "pain in the arse". and what better nic than "haemorrhoid"
No other reason.
Phredd = with respect to you.
ps = I can take the knocks

Then why antagonise them further Fred??... It annoys the hell out of me rolleyes

Me too hun = but to name and shame is against the AUP
Shireen you know I am easy going most times .
Quote by Jags
rotflmao No-one but there is a lovely picture of you hiding Noel's t-shirt :giggle:

I remember the feel of his shirt next to my nipples - very exciting it was too!
Mind you, I also remember the sight of his pigeon chest - could have tucked Minxy into the cleavage!
:P
Stop it, I can't control my laughter now :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Medic_1
haemorrhoid

Why ffs?? dunno banghead
Because, Shireen, two people on this site ??? called me a "pain in the arse". and what better nic than "haemorrhoid"
No other reason.
Phredd = with respect to you.

ps = I can take the knocks
Well I wasn't one of them so lay off, eh??
Quote by Medic_1
Me too hun = but to name and shame is against the AUP
Shireen you know I am easy going most times

No Fred I meant that it was pissing me off rolleyes
If you have a problem then take it to Admin or one of the Mods but please can you put your shit stirring spoon away :roll:
Quote by Shireen

Me too hun = but to name and shame is against the AUP
Shireen you know I am easy going most times

No Fred I meant that it was pissing me off rolleyes
If you have a problem then take it to Admin or one of the Mods but please can you put your shit stirring spoon away :roll:
Shireen ; I just checked my out mail. I sent one to you but because of the site up's and down's it did not go.
I can not take it to admin so who can I trust ??
Yes the very old 66 yr old swinger in Three days time
Spoon !!! what spoon ? I have been told I have a spade lol
Phredd
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