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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

HLB ................ the first tea towel is for the glasses ....................... the second tea towel is for the cutlery ................. the third tea towel is for the plates ................ and the shopping trolley goes over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
did I help?
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kiss Sam
I still keep getting it wrong though
I keep thinking
The tea towel for the glasses - is the nearest one I can reach :giggle:
How you doing with the cardboard boxes? rolleyes
Right ! ! !
Ya cheeky bleeders ! ! ! !
Here's a question
What is the main criteria when deciding which breakfast cereal to buy ?
Quote by blonde

I am a failure :cry: but he offered me a sparkley thingie anyway!!!! do I look happy?
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Sparkly things are good wink
Quote by dambuster
What is the main criteria when deciding which breakfast cereal to buy ?

What freebie you get inside of course rolleyes
Quote by Shireen
What is the main criteria when deciding which breakfast cereal to buy ?

What freebie you get inside of course rolleyes
:thumbup: kiss
Picture this . . . .
Me n her shopping (vanilla stylee) in Tesco. Still fairly "new" to each other.
I'm pacing up and down the cereal aisle. Getting more and more confused and perplexed. Almost at full swinging arms and shrugging shoulders "Kevin" mode.
HLB "Aaaaw Baby. WHat is it you're looking for ? Which is it that you want ?"
Me, in a very childish manner "The one with the best toy ! ! !"
Quote by dambuster

HLB ................ the first tea towel is for the glasses ....................... the second tea towel is for the cutlery ................. the third tea towel is for the plates ................ and the shopping trolley goes over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
did I help?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

kiss Sam
I still keep getting it wrong though
I keep thinking
The tea towel for the glasses - is the nearest one I can reach :giggle:
How you doing with the cardboard boxes? rolleyes
Right ! ! !
Ya cheeky bleeders ! ! ! !
Here's a question
What is the main criteria when deciding which breakfast cereal to buy ?

Steve says "there are a couple actually .............................. amount of calories.......... and if they have oat bran and fibre in them" ?????????????????????????????????????????? Oh...... and will they fit into the cupboard
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rotflmao Tell him that just shows his age Sam :giggle:
Quote by dambuster
Here's a question
What is the main criteria when deciding which breakfast cereal to buy ?

Which one has the best toy inside!
HP :thumbup:
Its good to be a kid :happy:
Quote by Shireen
HP :thumbup:
Its good to be a kid :happy:

Damn right!! Sod the healthy stuff!!
Steve tells me the MOST import thing is ........................ WILL THE BOX FIT IN THE CUPBOARD?
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Quote by blonde
Steve tells me the MOST import thing is ........................ WILL THE BOX FIT IN THE CUPBOARD?
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Most will if you lay them sideways wink
Quote by blonde
Steve tells me the MOST import thing is ........................ WILL THE BOX FIT IN THE CUPBOARD?
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Ah -
Well -
I put mine on top of the cupboard so she can't reach them - not even with the specially purchased HLBstool
:giggle:
Quote by st3v3
Steve tells me the MOST import thing is ........................ WILL THE BOX FIT IN THE CUPBOARD?
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Most will if you lay them sideways wink
You like it sideways?? :shock:
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