Frustraited in Cheshire

23 Jul 2006

Right not sure if it's this weather or something else but my sex drive seems to have gone through the roof of late, a simple everyday phone call to my better half just has turned me into a gibbering wreck and as it's going to be a day or so before I head oop north again I nead to gain control of my urges again. I've tried cold showers, thinking of the likes of Margeret Thatcher or other definate non objects of desire (for me at least confused

) But it ain't working so I need advice on how I can tame my self or prehaps even harness it.
So far I've thought of just keep..................
Hitting the thing with a mallet untill it gives up even contemplating lust.
Getting in touch with the national grid to see if they can harness the urges to power prehaps a small village such as Budleigh Salterton.
For god sake it's go that bad i've even contemplated going and doing some work :shock:
Heeeelllllllllpppppp blink

23 Jul 2006

Abstinance is not the anwer........
I tried it once, very bad for you.
A short brake maybe?
.........lovely beaches round here......
innocent

H.x

23 Jul 2006

Good lord I'd never make the journey. A simple blast around a circular northen motorway earlier was bloody hard work smile

23 Jul 2006

MOTORBIKE - thats my answer, when I am sexally frustrated I go for a blast.
Nothing better than something big and powerful throbbing between your legs.
rolleyes

I get home and by the time I have stripped my leathers off I have had at lest 2 orgasims redface

23 Jul 2006

Quote by WendySteve
MOTORBIKE - thats my answer, when I am sexally frustrated I go for a blast.

Oh FFS now your just teasing me :cry: I've been dropping hints on selling the car and buying a bike for a while now but it's not to be.
Frustraited and wanting a bike jeeze does it get any worse lol

23 Jul 2006

You could get your VAT sorted, that always deflated any urges I had, except the one to bury an axe in the back of the next inpector.
H.x

23 Jul 2006

Rather than thinking of Maggie, maybe try cricket? dunno

23 Jul 2006

We have some nasty wooden panelling in the hall which I have wanted to take down since we moved in. You could come and do it for me dunno

23 Jul 2006

Oh Sheddy my heart goes out to you. Motorbikes and sex are the only things I could not go without. Hubby says you can borrow his, not sure if he meant bike, wife or both. biggrin

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
We have some nasty wooden panelling in the hall which I have wanted to take down since we moved in. You could come and do it for me

Would that be for 6 or 8 years Dawnie rolleyes

23 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
You could get your VAT sorted, that always deflated any urges I had, except the one to bury an axe in the back of the next inpector.
H.x

Na it's all done and work is slack at the moment so beleave it or not I'm job hunting to tide me over so now comes a shameless plug.........................................
Errr say I was looking for weekend trunking work in the oooohhhh manchester area now, any advice on my first point of call. bolt

hey it's worth a try before it gets deleted and I get a MOD slap
lol

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Manolishi
We have some nasty wooden panelling in the hall which I have wanted to take down since we moved in. You could come and do it for me

Would that be for 6 or 8 years Dawnie rolleyes

Its definitely 6, don't let Mal fool you into thinking I have lost my marbles :lol2:

23 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

hey it's worth a try before it gets deleted and I get a MOD slap

I enjoyed that Sheddy :smug:

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I enjoyed that Sheddy :smug:

So did I :rascal: but going with the topic of the thread it's not bloody well helping is it evil

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
We have some nasty wooden panelling in the hall which I have wanted to take down since we moved in. You could come and do it for me

Would that be for 6 or 8 years Dawnie rolleyes

Its definitely 6, don't let Mal fool you into thinking I have lost my marbles :lol2:
They're not lost, Dawnie knows exactly where they are!! lol

(behind the wood panelling she's hated for 8 years!! rotflmao

)

mal

23 Jul 2006

So Sheddy dont you have any toys to play with then.?
sad

23 Jul 2006

Quote by WendySteve
So Sheddy dont you have any toys to play with then.?

Sadly no all I have is a pile of washing and some dishes to do but I don't think that counts dunno

23 Jul 2006

You could take your mind off it and go and get your hair cut........
biggrin

H.x

23 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
You could take your mind off it and go and get your hair cut........

H.x

Ahhh I'm due a trim and only said so this morning however, where am I getting my hair cut at 6pm on a sunday afternoon confused

23 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

I enjoyed that Sheddy :smug:

So did I :rascal: but going with the topic of the thread it's not bloody well helping is it evil

Sorry Sheddy, I never gave it a thought redface

Have you seen my avatar has changed dunno

:giggle:

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Mal
They're not lost, Dawnie knows exactly where they are!!
(behind the wood panelling she's hated for 8 years!! )

mal

Exactly how many smack bottoms are you aiming to get this weekend Mal confused

:

:twisted: :rascal: :giggle:
Now be nice to Dawnie, she needs hugs, kisses, feels and gropes. Just not in Sheddy's thread :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Have you seen my avatar has changed

:giggle:

There thats much more mangeable lol

But yes I did notice last night, come to think of it prehaps thats what has triggered my problem
:shock: :shock: lol

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
They're not lost, Dawnie knows exactly where they are!!
(behind the wood panelling she's hated for 8 years!! )

mal

Exactly how many smack bottoms are you aiming to get this weekend Mal confused

:

:twisted: :rascal: :giggle:
Now be nice to Dawnie, she needs hugs, kisses, feels and gropes. Just not in Sheddy's thread :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Maybe thats what he is after Dawn lol

23 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

Have you seen my avatar has changed

:giggle:

There thats much more mangeable lol

But yes I did notice last night, come to think of it prehaps thats what has triggered my problem
:shock: :shock: lol

You get excited looking the iron lady loon

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
You get excited looking the iron lady

It took me a minute to notice you'd changed your avatar :inlove: sorry I meant rotflmao

23 Jul 2006

Dear Frustrated in Cheshire,
I think you need, for the time being at least, to make friends with Mr Palm and his 5 mates. I also think counselling might be in order for your Thatcher fetish confused

Have you thought about joining the sponsored wankathon? dunno

Regards
Even more frustrated in South Wales