......getting home to an empty house (*Him* is on a Christmas 'do') after a hard day at work, horny as hell. Quick shower, lie back on the bed, turn on my favourite vibe and.......
..........me fecking batteries died!
Currently waiting with a glass of wine in my hand, for some more to charge up, but what's the betting I loose my horn before then? Lol.
What frustrates you?
*Her*
Not sexual - but when I'm dosing on the sofa or even at work - desperate to sleep and knowing that if I closed my eyes I would get a deep sleep. Then by the time I drag my exhausted body to bed guess what? I'm wide awake again!!!!!!!!!
Frustration is a family game just perfect for Christmas!
Frustration is a 30 year mediocre sex life that died three and a half years ago when Madame was diagnosed with breast cancer and no end in sight. Enjoy your sex lives while you can.
Smooth1
How about the spin cycle on the twin tub?
Hitachi magic wands are mains powered and jolly effective I hear.
I really appreciate that they smoke only in our kitchen and that they stand next to the open kitchen window. BUT ...... For fucks sake its been -1 to -6 the three days they have been here and Mr Tweeky is now well and truly freezing his fucking ass off. I keep finding reasons to go out in the car just to keep warm :lol: 
