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Have you ever been so sexually frustrated that you'd pay anyone to have the kids just for a 10 minute quickie????
Right now i'd kill for a shag mad :x :x :x
Bloody periods,GRRRRRRR,but now im free and can't do a thing about it till the kids go to bed :x :x :x :x
The more Steve kisses me the hornier i get,him too ,i think theres a possibility that we may explode!! :!:
You havent mentioned actual figures there Clare . Exactly how much would you pay , and would it include travelling expenses ??
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You havent mentioned actual figures there Clare . Exactly how much would you pay , and would it include travelling expenses ??

I would pay anything,its been 3 whole days mad :x :x :x :shock:
Ok well we accept bankers draught , personal cheques with guarantee card , negotiable bonds , gilts , or cash . Payment in kind considered if described in complete detail .
Make yer offer :-) x
Like i said what ever you want lol
<GULP>
That IS frustrated !!!
((((((((((((((((((((poor poor Clare ))))))))))))))))))))))))
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That IS frustrated !!!

Hell yeah GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR mad
Hell Hath no fury like a woman slightly damp and neglected. :cry:
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Hell Hath no fury like a woman slightly damp and neglected. :cry:

Slightly may be an understatement redface
Not neglected,just wasnt possible for 3 days :upset:
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You havent mentioned actual figures there Clare . Exactly how much would you pay , and would it include travelling expenses ??

I would pay anything,its been 3 whole days mad :x :x :x :shock:
LMAO 3 days .... it's been a lot more than that here ...what with Morb working nights, kids, me working days and our paths barely crossing .... we had a night planned in tonight and guess whose Mum in Law finally booked a meal? GRRRRRbloodyGRRRRRR
I'm just waiting for the kids to start back a week monday then morb can sleep all morning I can come home from work and we can get down to some serious loving ..... my bloody vibrator gave me a water infection!!!!!! and i might just burst before the week is out!
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<GULP>
That IS frustrated !!!
((((((((((((((((((((poor poor Clare ))))))))))))))))))))))))

She has failed to tell you that it is her fault that were both so horny.
Our youngest falls asleep,our oldest is playing upstairs,so she starts kissing and writhing around on me(fully clothed)then she wonders why i walk of chunterring and she's got a fecking wet patch.
It's me thats bloody sexually frustrated mate,and she fecking well made it ten times worse.Bloody women
Just remembered ... don't your kids get to bed really early????????
Groans at the thought of having to wait until her's are asleep!!!!!!
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You havent mentioned actual figures there Clare . Exactly how much would you pay , and would it include travelling expenses ??

I would pay anything,its been 3 whole days mad :x :x :x :shock:
3 days - is that all??? :shock: :shock: So you've been out of action because of your period for 3 days or have I completely misunderstood? :shock: :shock: I don't think I should come back into this thread, it'll only depress me sad :cry:
<~~~Lucky to only have to wait 3 weeks at a time :(
no the feeling only too well, cant do much till kids are in bed unless manage to leave them at grandmas for a hour or 2 but then need a good excuse cant say we need a shag!
Neal was feeling horny earlier and wanted to take some piccys but no such luck with kids in and out. have to ait till later when shaved and in new undies! wink
:smoke: AAahhhhh thats soo much better,mmmmm Steve,that man is a god worship :worship: :worship: :worship:
Thatll do for now,but just you wait till later kiss passionkiss :spit: blast 69position hump :hump: :hump: :mrgreen:
Ah nothing better than a frustration fulfilled :smoke:
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Ah nothing better than a frustration fulfilled :smoke:

Hmmmmm still waiting here .... just got in and MOTD (of some other crap footy programme) is on now rolleyes
Still worth waiting for!
Thats the worst thing about being single - not having someone to shag on tap....
Clare babes - you dont know frustration girlie xxxx
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Thats the worst thing about being single - not having someone to shag on tap....
Clare babes - you dont know frustration girlie xxxx

Uhhhhhmmmmmmmm..... your tap could be closer than you think......... wink
hey melons you got any wd40 I can put on my tap then lol
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................................. - not having someone to shag on tap....

Would you not be fearful of falling in the sink (where is the irony, crap joke smileycon)?
Or does that mean you like it in the bath?
Or would you prefer to be lathered up in the shower?
Well I can understand the kids being a problem (not that I have any little brats meself). But periods??? If we want sex at that time of the month then we have it. Not a problem.
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. But periods??? If we want sex at that time of the month then we have it. Not a problem.

Same here usually,but for a few days its just too painful!!
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. But periods??? If we want sex at that time of the month then we have it. Not a problem.

Same here usually,but for a few days its just too painful!!
Same here but I have a tendency to rip Morbius head off his shoulders because mine are so painful sad Then he doesn't want to come near me :shock:
Getting mine sorted though hehehehe no more periods for me soon biggrin