Frustration

29 Aug 2004

Have you ever been so sexually frustrated that you'd pay anyone to have the kids just for a 10 minute quickie????
Right now i'd kill for a shag mad

:x :x :x
Bloody periods,GRRRRRRR,but now im free and can't do a thing about it till the kids go to bed :x :x :x :x
The more Steve kisses me the hornier i get,him too ,i think theres a possibility that we may explode!! :!:

29 Aug 2004

You havent mentioned actual figures there Clare . Exactly how much would you pay , and would it include travelling expenses ??

29 Aug 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
You havent mentioned actual figures there Clare . Exactly how much would you pay , and would it include travelling expenses ??

I would pay anything,its been 3 whole days mad

:x :x :x :shock:

29 Aug 2004

Ok well we accept bankers draught , personal cheques with guarantee card , negotiable bonds , gilts , or cash . Payment in kind considered if described in complete detail .
Make yer offer :-) x

29 Aug 2004

Like i said what ever you want lol

29 Aug 2004

<GULP>
That IS frustrated !!!
((((((((((((((((((((poor poor Clare ))))))))))))))))))))))))

29 Aug 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
That IS frustrated !!!

Hell yeah GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR mad

29 Aug 2004

Hell Hath no fury like a woman slightly damp and neglected. :cry:

29 Aug 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
Hell Hath no fury like a woman slightly damp and neglected. :cry:

Slightly may be an understatement redface

Not neglected,just wasnt possible for 3 days :upset:

29 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
You havent mentioned actual figures there Clare . Exactly how much would you pay , and would it include travelling expenses ??

I would pay anything,its been 3 whole days mad

:x :x :x :shock:
LMAO 3 days .... it's been a lot more than that here ...what with Morb working nights, kids, me working days and our paths barely crossing .... we had a night planned in tonight and guess whose Mum in Law finally booked a meal? GRRRRRbloodyGRRRRRR
I'm just waiting for the kids to start back a week monday then morb can sleep all morning I can come home from work and we can get down to some serious loving ..... my bloody vibrator gave me a water infection!!!!!! and i might just burst before the week is out!

29 Aug 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
<GULP>
That IS frustrated !!!
((((((((((((((((((((poor poor Clare ))))))))))))))))))))))))

She has failed to tell you that it is her fault that were both so horny.
Our youngest falls asleep,our oldest is playing upstairs,so she starts kissing and writhing around on me(fully clothed)then she wonders why i walk of chunterring and she's got a fecking wet patch.
It's me thats bloody sexually frustrated mate,and she fecking well made it ten times worse.Bloody women

29 Aug 2004

Just remembered ... don't your kids get to bed really early????????
Groans at the thought of having to wait until her's are asleep!!!!!!

29 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
You havent mentioned actual figures there Clare . Exactly how much would you pay , and would it include travelling expenses ??

I would pay anything,its been 3 whole days mad

:x :x :x :shock:
3 days - is that all??? :shock: :shock: So you've been out of action because of your period for 3 days or have I completely misunderstood? :shock: :shock: I don't think I should come back into this thread, it'll only depress me sad

:cry:
<~~~Lucky to only have to wait 3 weeks at a time :(

29 Aug 2004

no the feeling only too well, cant do much till kids are in bed unless manage to leave them at grandmas for a hour or 2 but then need a good excuse cant say we need a shag!
Neal was feeling horny earlier and wanted to take some piccys but no such luck with kids in and out. have to ait till later when shaved and in new undies! wink

29 Aug 2004

:smoke: AAahhhhh thats soo much better,mmmmm Steve,that man is a god worship

:worship: :worship: :worship:
Thatll do for now,but just you wait till later kiss

:spit:

:hump: :hump: :mrgreen:
Ah nothing better than a frustration fulfilled :smoke:

29 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ah nothing better than a frustration fulfilled :smoke:

Hmmmmm still waiting here .... just got in and MOTD (of some other crap footy programme) is on now rolleyes

Still worth waiting for!

29 Aug 2004

Thats the worst thing about being single - not having someone to shag on tap....
Clare babes - you dont know frustration girlie xxxx

29 Aug 2004

Quote by melons
Thats the worst thing about being single - not having someone to shag on tap....
Clare babes - you dont know frustration girlie xxxx

Uhhhhhmmmmmmmm..... your tap could be closer than you think......... wink

29 Aug 2004

hey melons you got any wd40 I can put on my tap then lol

29 Aug 2004

Quote by melons
................................. - not having someone to shag on tap....

Would you not be fearful of falling in the sink (where is the irony, crap joke smileycon)?
Or does that mean you like it in the bath?
Or would you prefer to be lathered up in the shower?

30 Aug 2004

Well I can understand the kids being a problem (not that I have any little brats meself). But periods??? If we want sex at that time of the month then we have it. Not a problem.

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Redbird
. But periods??? If we want sex at that time of the month then we have it. Not a problem.

Same here usually,but for a few days its just too painful!!

30 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
. But periods??? If we want sex at that time of the month then we have it. Not a problem.

Same here usually,but for a few days its just too painful!!
Same here but I have a tendency to rip Morbius head off his shoulders because mine are so painful sad

Then he doesn't want to come near me :shock:
Getting mine sorted though hehehehe no more periods for me soon biggrin