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i am not the type to rub people faces in the fact that i am going away when u lot are slaving at work... no not me. rolleyes
but alas, i am obliged to let you know of my absence.......oh.. and ask sarges permission!
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:. WBB........................................
Total Amount of Posts:nearly ....bloody loads...........................
Posts per Day.......depends how bored i am.. or how interesting you lot are! wink lol ........
Reason for Leave:.....have i not mentioned?............................................
Location of Leave... .paris..............................:
From (Last Posting Day).....9/11/04..........................:
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)...12/11/04......................:
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... ..WBB...................................
Date .......8/11/04................................................

now, this is not in anyway meant as a gloating thread, or of me showing you how excited i am,,,, its merely to inform all the burglars that this is your best chance.
however.... sgt bilko only lives round the corner.. so will be patrolling in his tank to check for any disturbances.
im not jealous,honest :mrgreen:
Quote by well_busty_babe
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*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:. davej........................................
Total Amount of Posts:nearly ....lots...........................
Posts per Day.......now down to three! wink lol ........
Reason for Leave:.....to go burgle a large assortment of ...eermm...ladies muscle toners from a bedside cabinet to resale in pubs and clubs down south.....to rummage around in said draws, for any womens lingerie for my own self gratification
Location of Leave... .up north..............................:
From (Last Posting Day).....9/11/04..........................:
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)...12/11/04......................:
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... ..davej...................................
Date .......8/11/04................................................

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*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:. Mattmoleman........................................
Total Amount of Posts:nearly ....559...........................
Posts per Day....... ........
Reason for Leave:.....To go and russle a load of Unicorns and Pixies from a fantasy land located in Hertfordshire. To start a business plan of selling pixie burgers and Unicorn Mash restaurants across the UK. Also to accomodate a large amount of yoga books so I too can get my own head up my own arse.
Location of Leave... .A land far far away..............................:
From (Last Posting Day).....9/11/04..........................:
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)...12/11/04......................:
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... ..Mattmolemanj...................................
Date .......8/11/04................................................

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I suppose I had best complete one too!!!
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:. Alex........................................
Total Amount of Posts:....Way too many..........
Posts per Day.......0 - 100 (Depends if I'm working) ........
Reason for Leave:.....To go and take a well needed break from the rat race and go and freeze on a canal boat somewhere in the Welsh Borders.
Location of Leave... .On the river.........................:
From (Last Posting Day).....14/11/04..........................:
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)...22/11/04......................:
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... ..Alex...................................
Date .......8/11/04................................................
Quote by Re-lapse
I suppose I had best complete one too!!!
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:. Allan........................................
Total Amount of Posts:....A few..........
Posts per Day.......Have'nt kept count ........
Reason for Leave:.....R&R in Wales.
Location of Leave... .Up a mountain or on a beach.........................:
From (Last Posting Day).....12/11/04..........................:
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)...16/11/04......................:
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... ..Allan...................................
Date .......8/11/04................................................
NOTICE!
Sarge lock them in!...............NOW................. i have a complate to make!
ITS NOT ON.
I want to no what are holidays!.... Debs stamps feet !
Umm does that mean Im not allowed to go to Paris with my little chum on the 17th and 18th of November then confused:
Quote by davej
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*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:. davej........................................
Total Amount of Posts:nearly ....lots...........................
Posts per Day.......now down to three! wink lol ........
Reason for Leave:.....to go burgle a large assortment of ...eermm...ladies muscle toners from a bedside cabinet to resale in pubs and clubs down south.....to rummage around in said draws, for any womens lingerie for my own self gratification
Location of Leave... .up north..............................:
From (Last Posting Day).....9/11/04..........................:
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)...12/11/04......................:
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... ..davej...................................
Date .......8/11/04................................................

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
you lunatic... you do know that i am going to be going through customs with 3 bags of toys now.. just in case you rob my house!
pmsl....
news at ten... a plane crash landed in the sea today, however all passengers were saved due to being able to hold onto the large amount of inflatable butt pluggs that had been stowed on board! :roll:
anyway... between sarge patrolling in my garden.. and the killer hamster on the prowl... u wont get over my doorstep Mr. J
lol
Quote by Clare_Lincs
im not jealous,honest :mrgreen:

aww no need... i shall bring you something really special back....
.... no one tell her it will just be my creddit card bill! lol
NOTICE!
Sarge lock them in!...............NOW................. i have a complate to make!
ITS NOT ON.
I want to no what are holidays!.... Debs stamps feet !

debs.. will be back before you even have a chance to miss me.
tell you what.. if it is possible to do (without risk of arrest).. will do you some rudie pics at famous landmarks.
x
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:. deancannock........................................
Total Amount of Posts:nearly ....a few...........................
Posts per Day.......as many as I can ........
Reason for Leave:.....to have a good time and spread inter racial relations !!
Location of Leave... .Thailand and Burma:
From (Last Posting Day).....10/11/04..........................:
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties)...28/11/04......................:
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature ..... ..deancannock...................................
Date .......8/11/04................................................
*drums fingers in a rather annoyed way!*
who's idea was this stupid leave form eh? just rub our bloody noses in it why dontcha? :mad:
wanna know last time i had a holiday? do you? 199 bleedin' 1 that's when! to paris! for 4 days! sad
oooooo :idea:
erm . . . WBB? been to paris before have we? seen the sights of Mont Martre and strolled along the Rive Gauche and all that? done the old Arc de Triomphe and Tour d'Eiffel and stuff? need a restaurant where they won't charge a fiver for a cup of coffee then look down their noses at you for being dumb enough to pay their exhorbitant rates for a seat Au Terrace?
well i'm yer man Busty! me. Neilinleeds Parisian Tours at your service! only need coach fare and somewhere soft to lay me head on an evening. pick you up at the station ok?
have a good time.
neil x x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
*drums fingers in a rather annoyed way!*
who's idea was this stupid leave form eh? just rub our bloody noses in it why dontcha? :mad:
wanna know last time i had a holiday? do you? 199 bleedin' 1 that's when! to paris! for 4 days! sad
oooooo :idea:
erm . . . WBB? been to paris before have we? seen the sights of Mont Martre and strolled along the Rive Gauche and all that? done the old Arc de Triomphe and Tour d'Eiffel and stuff? need a restaurant where they won't charge a fiver for a cup of coffee then look down their noses at you for being dumb enough to pay their exhorbitant rates for a seat Au Terrace?
well i'm yer man Busty! me. Neilinleeds Parisian Tours at your service! only need coach fare and somewhere soft to lay me head on an evening. pick you up at the station ok?
have a good time.
neil x x x x ;)

neil, thankyou for your selfless and consoderate offer.
however.. i have already got to take my whole retinue with me...
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bag carrier, translator, door opener, moan /whinge listener, hotel finder, transport booker, hand squeezer (for on plane) etc.
Morbius once surprised me with a trip to Paris ... managed to arrange time off for me, a babysitter for the whole weekend and gave me some money on Friday morning ..... which I promptly spent on clothes redface rolleyes (well I didn't know it was spending money did i??)
We did the whole of Paris for 3 days on £30 redface redface redface redface
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Morbius once surprised me with a trip to Paris ... managed to arrange time off for me, a babysitter for the whole weekend and gave me some money on Friday morning ..... which I promptly spent on clothes redface rolleyes (well I didn't know it was spending money did i??)
We did the whole of Paris for 3 days on £30 redface redface redface redface

tell me tell me... how on earth did u manage to do paris on a tenner a day????