It didn't quite work out as well as you girls had promoted.
There I was expecting the shag of my life... all wanton and ready for a long, hard session of passionate, toe curlingly ecstatic pleasure.
I had no idea he'd look at his watch, say he could only afford a quickie cos of the holiday he had to save for, cum on my leg a minute later, get up, throw 20pence at me and bog off to the shop for some milk.